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This is Why Demi’s Been Bumming All This Time

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See this chick above? You know who that is. That’s Minka Kelly, the subject of many a male and female fantasy. Also, she dated Derek Jeter, and Lord knows he only dates grade-A ass (subject to final review). He also dated Cameron Diaz, didn’t he? That’s questionable right there. Review it.

As for the head line, the Demi in question is Demi Lovato, and sources are saying that Fez – AKA Wilmer Valderrama AKA Demi’s ex-boyfriend – is now hitting this. Well, that. As in Minka Kelly.

From the New York Daily News:

Minka Kelly is swapping ball players for the Hollywood variety. A source at Beacher’s Madhouse on Saturday night spotted Wilmer Valderamma exit the Hollywood club to escort Kelly and her friend inside. “He didn’t need to come outside and get her,” said the insider, who added that Kelly, who arrived at 12:45 a.m., could have gained access on her own accord, and that Valderamma had arrived earlier in the evening with Hayden Panettiere and a few others. Once insider Beacher’s, where Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus also spent the evening, the actor stayed by the side of Derek Jeter’s former squeeze for the entire night. The source adds, however, the pair were careful about appearing too affectionate inside the trendy club. A friend of Valderamma’s says the famous twosome “are getting to know each other” right now.

Oh. OH. Yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but some people might think it’s comparing apples to oranges – yes, good apples and good oranges, but apples and oranges nonetheless. Some people might even go as far as to say that there’s positively no competition when it comes to Minka Kelly being in the equation.

Who’d you rather, Demi or Minka?

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama, Together Again!

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You guys, this is such great news! It seems like we’ve been hearing about celebrity breakup after celebrity breakup around here for a while now (I still can’t believe it about Heidi and Seal), and it’s hard on the heart, it really is. Just one of those breakups happened between the always lovely Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama, who was cute sometimes on That 70′s Show. It wasn’t devastating at the time, but now it just seems like part of the problem, one more reason why true love doesn’t exist.

But it’s ok now, because these crazy kids are back together, living life and dancing to 50 Cent songs. This is wonderful! This is beautiful! This is hope!

From Life & Style:

Life & Style can reveal the two reunited at Hollywood club Beacher’s Madhouse on Jan. 18, and they seemed far from over, refuting reports from multiple outlets last week that the two were through.

“Right after Wilmer arrived, he made sure to say hi to Demi, who was sitting with Kim Kardashian,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “He kissed both of them on the cheek, and Demi couldn’t stop smiling. He kept making her laugh.”

As the night went on, the two couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

“Around 2 a.m., Demi grabbed Wilmer and hugged him,” the eyewitness says. “She kept her arms around him as they chatted with a friend. They definitely didn’t seem to be over each another!

“They danced together to 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club,’ and she kept her arms around him the whole time,” the eyewitness adds. “They were facing each other, mouthing the lyrics to one another, and looked to be having a great time.”

Mouthing the lyrics to “In Da Club,” tell me, does it get any more romantic than that? Sigh. I think these beautiful people are going to make it, I really do.

Oh, wait. This is actually a bad thing? Wilmer has a habit of dating ladies who range from “not-so-likable” to “total trainwreck,” ladies like Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne, and of course, Lindsay Lohan, and Demi was reportedly hooking up with Wilmer right before she went to rehab. Combine all that with the recent suspicions that Demi is back to booze and coke, and this doesn’t look good at all.

Wait a second. In that blind item, there’s a line that says “just a week ago she was out at some madhouse of a bar, drunk off her ass, doing multiple shots and snorting coke in the bathroom.” This report from Life and Style says that a week ago, Demi was at a bar called Beacher’s Madhouse. Is it a clue?

Personally, I don’t really know if I believe that Demi is back to her old ways, mostly because I don’t want to. That thought makes me sad. But regardless, the apparent fact that she’s back together with Wilmer Valderrama is nothing but bad news, and it’s not going to end well at all.

What do you guys think?

Was Demi Lovato Dumped by Wilmer Valderrama?

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Told you this was going to end well, yeah?

Yesterday, Demi Lovato posted a few choice – wait for it, wait for it – Marilyn Monroe quotes about how a woman doesn’t need a man, and how it’s always best to leave before you’re left and whatever else, and then posted an actual link to a gossip site not unlike our own, who published content stating that Wilmer and Demi were over:

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The quotes accompanying the various links were as follows:

“Loyalty is EVERYTHING.. I’m thankful for my friends who stand by my side.”

And then:

“A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.”

And then finally:

“The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man.”

So, alright. I guess we’ve narrowed down Demi’s angst to two possible things – she either wants in on Lindsay Lohan‘s Marilyn Monroe copyright, or (the likelier of the two) she and Fez did, indeed, break up. Don’t get me wrong; I’m elated that sweet Demi is no longer affiliating with her, because she was a pretty fragile chick in the past that just didn’t need the instability that went along with occasionally sleeping next to Wilmer in his presumed-to-be circular, leopard-print-sheeted bed. With mirrors on the ceiling and red feather boas draped over the lamps (that’s dangerous there, you know).

Dating Wilmer Valderrama is basically screaming to the rest of the world “I’m still not OK!” but maybe now that things are finally over and done with, Demi can move on to better (and more supportive … and more stable … and cleaner!) dudes.

So, that being said, I suppose I’m also saying: Girl, don’t worry about it. See, I look at it this way – you can do so much better. But really, no worse. Anything’s an improvement going up from here, unless you’re dating, like, Charlie Sheen or Michael Lohan. But please … don’t even think about it. They have girlfriends.

Who’d you like to see Demi pair off with? Got any nice young men that’d be cut out for handling Demi and all of her her exuberant hotness?

Demi Lovato Recycles

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Ew, seriously? How does this guy get any girlfriends that aren’t Lindsay Lohan? Yes, and no, I’m not going to let him live that one down. Whatever, what do they say, second time’s the charm? And if that’s so, what’s third time, then? Super-duper amazing meant-to-be-ness with douchey-looking guys that are most known for playing a dude called “Fez”?

Check out the photos in the gallery which depict Fez being all creepy and what not eyeing the cameras while sucking the face off of his “girlfriend.” This is gonna end well.

Quotables: Wilmer Valderrama Thinks Lindsay Deserves “A Second Chance”

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“Sometimes people have to go through things. We all understand that, and we all deserve a second chance. I’m not worried about her at all. I think she’s going to get through this because she is ridiculously talented. When you love once, you always will, and you have to care.”

I agree, Wilmer, I totally think Lindsay deserves a second chance. However, I think that second chance was probably sometime in 2006, right?  This girl is miles past a second chance; if I had to guess, I’d say that this past time was approximately her 253rd chance. And I get it, Wilmer, you’re too busy creeping to think about numbers and logic, but just consider that the next time you go to get yourself in the press by talking about your most famous ex, all right?

Look Who’s Working!


It looks like Wilmer Valderrama will finally have a more lucrative gig than his current stint as the voice of Handy Manny.  He’s set to star in a Fox pilot for a series based on Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan.

There’s no title yet, and not too much in the way of details, but I guarantee you that Oprah will somehow find a way to to take credit for this show and all two of its episodes.  Because she like, discovered Millan.  And the art of “dog whispering.”  And dogs — she created dogs too.