Can He Be President Instead?
Oct 10, 2008 at 12:35 pm by Evil Beet

During the financial crisis of the past months, Warren Buffett has somehow managed to increase his net worth by $8B.

This officially makes him the richest American, after playing second fiddle to Bill Gates for 15 years. Gates lost $1.5B this month.

WTF was Buffett investing in? How does he know these things? I think Warren Buffett owns a time machine.

We should elect him!