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Viral Video: The Smell of Napalm in the Morning

This video is really blowing up! (Pun intended? But it really is going viral. It appeared on The Daily What, Laughing Squid, and Neatorama almost simultaneously.) You know that famous line in Apocalypse Now, right, kids? “I love the smell of napalm in the morning,” that’s how the movie’s most memorable sentence...

Watch This: The Best Rick Perry Parody Ad Yet

Hey! Come over here! I want you to meet someone. Reader, this is a friend of mine. His name is The Best Video on the Whole Internet. I know, I know, it’s kind of audacious of me, but I thought you two would really hit it off. Video, meet Reader. I’ve heard Reader is super into those Funny or Die videos, which are all the rage. You two...

Just For LOLs: Education Connection Spoof

You guys have all been subjected to that EducationConnection.com commercial, right? Literally one of the most annoying and dumb commercials on all of television these days. Like, “No shit you’re uneducated, lady.” Yesterday I was browsing through my Tumblr dashboard when I saw that my girl Jackie Johnson and some of her friends...