Victoria Beckham was named the #1 Worst Dressed celebrity on Mr. Blackwell’s list.
“Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em,” he said in a statement.
Britney Spears was noticeably left off the list.
“I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her,” Blackwell said. Awwww.
Other celebs on the list:
â€¢ No. 2: Amy Winehouse â€” “Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she’s part ’50s carhop horror.”
â€¢ No. 3: Mary-Kate Olsen â€” “She resembles a tattered toothpick â€” trapped in a hurricane.”
â€¢ No. 4: Fergie â€” “Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”
His top 10 also includes Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.
January 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm by Evil Beet
Check out the ad for Posh & Becks’ new fragrance.
I bet it smells like bad teeth.
January 3, 2008 at 12:29 pm by Evil Beet
David Beckham may not be able to play soccer for more than five minutes without getting injured, but Lord knows the boy knows how to procreate. And while he’s busy not playing soccer for the LA Galaxy, it sounds like babies are what he has on his mind.
“We never spoke about how many kids we wanted, we knew we wanted around the same number…We both wanted four or five kids,” Becks told Ryan Seacrest this week on his radio show. And since they already have three boys, Becks noted that they’re hoping for a girl.
For that girl’s sake, I’m hoping they have more boys instead. Can you imagine Victoria raising a daughter? That poor girl would have to learn how to walk in heels before she learned how to ride a bike.
August 31, 2007 at 10:37 am by Evil Beet
July 14, 2007 at 2:56 pm by Evil Beet
The LA Galaxy held a press conference today at the Home Depot Center to welcome David Beckham to the team, and the photos of him from the event look like the keepers from a Ralph Lauren campaign photo shoot. Seriously, this guy is so effortlessly gorgeous it’s ridiculous.
Victoria’s look, on the other hand, remains anything but effortless, and she still refuses to smile. I know she’s embarrassed about her British teeth, but you can smile without opening your mouth, Victoria. Just give it a shot.
July 13, 2007 at 2:46 pm by Evil Beet
Posh and Becks arrived at LAX this evening. They’re here to stay. And, so far, Posh is not making good on her promise to “smile more for America.”
Let the fun begin.