She’ll show the world her pubes for days, but girl-on-girl sex? Ménage à trois with James Franco? Never again will that happen, friends.
In a recent interview with Canadian magazine Glow, Vanessa talks about filming the movie ‘Spring Breakers’, in which she has a threesome with co-stars Ashley Benson and James Franco. Vanessa says, “It was very nerve-racking for me. I told my agent that I never want to do it ever again.” What I need to know, though, is how this movie happened. Seriously. How. This movie. Happened. Do you guys even know what it’s about? This:
Four college girls who land in jail after robbing a restaurant in order to fund their spring break vacation find themselves bailed out by a drug and arms dealer who wants them to do some dirty work.
I mean, honestly. This thing sounds terrible. Maybe Vanessa should have said to her agent, “I never want to do it ever again” with regard to movies with plots like the one ‘Spring Breakers’ has. Because it’s bad. Bad, bad, bad. And what’s with Vanessa Hudgens and all this threesome stuff? Did Christina Aguilera happen to catch a sneak preview of ‘Spring Breakers’ and that’s what that business last week was all about? Why’s everyone want to have threesomes with Vanessa Hudgens, and why is Vanessa Hudgens turning them all down?
November 15, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
From Radar Online:
A source [says] that the Dirrty threesome proposal came last month at the Samsung Galaxy Note II launch bash, which was held at a private residence. The fellow reveler said Aguilera looked like “a hot mess in black stretch pants and wrinkled white T-shirt.”
“There were vodka bottles strewn all over her table, and she seemed to be glued to them,” the source said.
“Eventually Matt looked like he had taken on the role of babysitter.”
The atmosphere heated up when Aguilera reportedly put the moves on Hudgens. The source says: “She spent a lot of time on the dance floor gyrating next to Vanessa, who looked like she was having fun with the situation in a good-natured way. And the more Christina drank, the more her kinky side seemed to come out. It really seemed like she was playing the role of seductress – with Vanessa as her target!”
But Hudgens refused to go home with Aguilera and her boyfriend of two years. [The source says] “Out of the blue [Christina] stumbled over to Vanessa and begged her to come back home with her and Matt! Vanessa was taken aback but smiled and politely declined the offer.”
So first, the photo above is the best visual aid that you can get of this thing, because hey, this photo’s actually from the aforementioned Galaxy Note II launch bash. Ahem. Now that you have that picture in your head, imagine Christina taking Vanessa home. There’s just something really unsettling about that, right? Granted, there’s something unsettling about Christina having sex with that creepy, sketchy Matt Rutler as it is, so throwing someone who’s kind of questionable when it comes to exuding an aura of cleanliness, that … well, that makes me glad that I didn’t opt for the extra helping at dinner tonight, because I think I’d be wearing it on my lap if I had, and I’m *totally wearing the same pants as Christina Aguilera, and definitely wouldn’t be happy about ruining them with all of the vitriolic bile that I spew on the regular.
*You know I’m kidding about that, right? The part about having the same pants? You know me better than that, friends.
November 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
1WATCH THIS: A Movie Called ‘Frozen Ground’, Which Stars John Cusack, Nicolas Cage and … Vanessa Hudgens?
So I *vaguely* remember talking briefly about this movie way back in September of 2011, and by golly, it actually happened!
The film’s called ‘Frozen Ground’, and it’s based on the life of serial killer Robert Hansen (played by a man I love, John Cusack). Nicolas Cage is, obviously, if you’ve already watched the trailer, the cop who pursues Cusack’s character, and Vanessa Hudgens is the sweet, innocent … teenage stripper (?) who is abducted by the serial killer, and who eventually escapes—the first escapee from Hansen, and the escapee who put Hansen behind bars.
And while I know it’s a real story and all, it’s still a little too ‘Silence of the Lambs’ and ‘Kiss the Girls’ for me, but it’s got John Cusack. And Nicolas Cage. And I could even get past the whole Vanessa Hudgens thing, but only if there’s nudity. Because Vanessa Hudgens nudity is still pretty hot, even though it’s definitely pretty old.
Could we just maybe get some John Cusack nudes up in here this afternoon, maybe? Because that would make today a success.
August 22, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
You know, we really can’t blame Vanessa Hudgens for this atrocity of an ensemble. When your claims to fame are being Zac Efron’s former soulmate and a leaked nudey picture scandal, and when both of those things happened years ago, you have to do what you can to generate some press. It doesn’t look like Disney is going to make another High School Musical movie any time soon, so Vanessa has clearly decided to stay in the spotlight by wearing the most horrendous clothes she can find. Good for you, Vanessa.
But what on earth is that … I don’t even know what it’s called. That gauzy jacket thing she’s wearing. It looks like part of a Halloween costume my grandma made me when I was 11. And does she have remarkably dainty ankles, or are those men’s boots? And don’t even get me started on those leopard print short shorts with the big ol’ cooter zipper. It’s just for the press. That’s all it is. It’s just for the press.
August 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily
See these photos? There are some websites out there condemning Vanessa – who’s not my favorite person in Hollywood, but I’ll certainly defend this, at any rate – because she chooses to go out in public looking like, well, this. And this, my friends? I’m totally not going to lie – is how I look most days. And most evenings. I’ve got a huge collection of lounge clothes, and I’ve always been a fan of being comfortable over being fashionable and, possibly, uncomfortable.
But the BS she’s getting for doing her? LOL Who knows. Maybe, surprisingly, Vanessa dresses for herself. Granted I’m not a celebrity, but that’s how I go about my wardrobe-choosing on a given day. I put on what I feel like putting on, not what other people in my life are going to expect me to wear, or even think is flattering on me. And dammit, if I *feel* like dressing up, actually doing something with my hair and wearing something aside from yoga pants and long-sleeved t-shirts, then so be it. But rest assured I’ll be doing it for me, on my own terms, and not to impress or placate anyone else, thanks.
You keep doing your thing, Vanessa. Don’t get the wrong idea; I’m not, like, interested in you now or anything, but I think you make a good point with the way you choose to present yourself: “What you see is what you get, bitches, and if you don’t like it, then look away.”
Images courtesy of the Daily Mail
October 14, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
No, seriously, nothing like Sucker Punch or High School Musical - this movie has real actors in it like John Cusack (love love love) and Nicolas Cage (how this man is even allowed to act anymore, what with all of his weird drama is beyond me). The movie’s called The Frozen Ground, and it’s based on the true story of Alaskan serial killer Robert Hansen, who will be played by Cusack.
Pic is based on true events surrounding Alaska’s most notorious serial predator, Robert Hansen. Cusack is playing Hansen, regarded in the community as a respected family man. In the span of 12 years, he abducted more than 24 women, flew them into the Alaskan wilderness, and hunted and murdered them. Hudgens will play the one teenage victim who escaped. When she returned to tell her story, nobody believed her. Cage will play the Alaskan State Trooper who finds her on the street. Together they work to bring Hansen to justice.