Everyone’s favourite hippie flower child, Vanessa Hudgens, used to date her High School Musical co-star Zac Efron back in the day, so now that he’s been to rehab for some serious drug issues, she’s speaking up to insist that she‘s never done drugs because it’s not “smart”. Uh…
From Cosmo On Campus:
“I have never liked ‘partying’. I love dancing, but that’s as far as it goes. It’s tough because a lot of clubs are everything I loathe, especially in LA.
“They’re always very ego-filled and people get up to mischief. It’s just not a pure environment. I stay away from [drugs] because I know it’s smart to steer clear.”
Methinks thou doth protest too much, Vanessa. If you feel the need to keep talking about how many drugs you DON’T do, that probably means you’re actually doing a whole lot of them. I mean, am I going crazy? I also don’t believe that she doesn’t like partying, really. I mean… maybe she just goes to all the music festivals for the music or whatever, but we all know it’s where you go to get high as a kite and have orgies or whatever it is people do there.
Vanessa Hudgens has always struck me as more magic mushrooms and LSD than cocaine, but what do I know? Apparently back in 2011, she was seen doing coke at Coachella – a rumour she’s just now addressing in 2013 in a new interview with Marie Claire:
More recently, she was spotted at Coachella indulging in a substance she insisted was white chocolate and not cocaine.
“I couldn’t do anything but laugh. It’s amazing how people like to create something out of absolutely nothing,” she says. “I am human like everyone else. I am aware that there are people who look up to me. When mistakes are made, they aren’t intentional, and I constantly push myself to be a better person.”
The lessons learned are implicit in her attitude toward protecting herself. “It’s one thing to have a chat with someone, it’s another to have them know your deepest, darkest secrets. Just because people enjoy watching you in films doesn’t mean they have to know everything about your entire life.”
Well… okay. My most pressing question is why Marie Claire is doing a feature on Vanessa Hudgens as if it’s 2008 and she’s actually relevant, but as for the coke thing being white chocolate, I don’t really buy that, either. How in the hell does melted chocolate look like a powder? I mean, I guess you can’t expect her to come out and admit that yeah, she was doing lines off a port-a-potty toilet with the drummer from Arcade Fire or whatever, but seriously, that’s the best she could come up with?
Who knows, maybe she was telling the truth. At the end of the day, who cares? She’s got yoga pants to wear and hippie events to attend.
There’s no shade being thrown Vanessa Hudgens‘ way from my direction – homegirl is doing her and always has. She loves getting naked, dressing like a hippie and going to music festivals… and why shouldn’t she? Do you, girl. She’s a good looking girl with a nice body and is in control of her own sexuality (well, “in control” minus the whole “having naked pics hacked from her phone… repeatedly” thing) – what’s so threatening about that?
In any case, Vanessa recently revealed that she’s wanted to play a prostitute since she was about 12 – LOL! – and now she’s got her wish. In The Frozen Ground, she plays a pole-dancing prostitute who may or may not be the victim of a serial killer. Sweet! Here’s what she had to say about it, via Heat:
“I always wanted to play a really heavy role. I remember being like 12 I think and being like, ‘I want to play a prostitute and do drugs’.”
As for pole dancing…: “It’s nerve-wracking that’s for sure. My heart was beating out of my chest while we filmed it.
“She’s really just a young scared girl trying to get by. It’s nerve-wracking for sure. For this one scene the stage I was on was lower than where male film crew were situated. They were higher than me sitting on their stools, so it made it super awkward and intimate.”
So… was it nerve-wracking then, Vanessa? Heh. In any case, don’t worry that she’s gone completely off the deep end – she still loves Disney!
“I love Disney. I still watch Disney movies to this day. I still had such an amazing experience and I got to bring musicals to kids all over the world and it’s awesome, a really cool thing. It’s a legacy, I’m really proud of it.”
I would hope you’re proud of it – you wouldn’t have a career without it, girl. Anyway, what do you guys think of the trailer for The Frozen Ground? I think I’ll give it a miss.
Hey, remember when Vanessa Hudgens got “hacked” and those nude photos of her posing in her bathtub and in front of her mirror were “leaked”? If you’re sitting there asking yourself “Which time?”, well all of them, I guess, as the former Disney actress and forever Internet hater still really regrets that the general public was ever privy to her private bits and sees that period (those periods?) as the worst in her career.
“That was just a really shitty situation that sucked,” she said. “That was by far the worst moment of my career.”
You sure about that, though? You sure the worst moment wasn’t every movie/TV show you’ve ever been in? Nah, but in all seriousness, I’m so over these famous women crying over leaked boobs. Is it a violation of privacy? Sure, if they were truly “hacked”. But here’s a newsflash to the thinking-impaired: you probably shouldn’t take nudes – and you definitely don’t send nudes to anyone – regardless of who you’re in a relationship with if you’re in the public eye. You just don’t. I don’t care how long you’ve been together or how thirsty s/he is acting or how much you trust each other. If you don’t want your bits splashed all over the internet, keep them covered when it comes to posing in front of the camera.
On the other hand, we could go the feminist route with this and talk about how bros and love of photographing the D (even when it’s unwelcome) gets far less attention and is never seen as a “scandal” the same way it is with women. I get that it can build excitement and keep you lusting after your chosen lady or fella when you’re not together, etc, but it’s a rare couple that has the trust and privacy intact to be able to do that without worrying that your Facebook friends are gonna be ogling your boobs on their timeline the next time they log on. Here’s a suggestion for everyone: how about we all just keep our pants on? Then again, we accept everyone here at EB – if exhibitionism is your thing, shine on, you crazy diamonds!
She’ll show the world her pubes for days, but girl-on-girl sex? Ménage à trois with James Franco? Never again will that happen, friends.
In a recent interview with Canadian magazine Glow, Vanessa talks about filming the movie ‘Spring Breakers’, in which she has a threesome with co-stars Ashley Benson and James Franco. Vanessa says, “It was very nerve-racking for me. I told my agent that I never want to do it ever again.” What I need to know, though, is how this movie happened. Seriously. How. This movie. Happened. Do you guys even know what it’s about? This:
Four college girls who land in jail after robbing a restaurant in order to fund their spring break vacation find themselves bailed out by a drug and arms dealer who wants them to do some dirty work.
I mean, honestly. This thing sounds terrible. Maybe Vanessa should have said to her agent, “I never want to do it ever again” with regard to movies with plots like the one ‘Spring Breakers’ has. Because it’s bad. Bad, bad, bad. And what’s with Vanessa Hudgens and all this threesome stuff? Did Christina Aguilera happen to catch a sneak preview of ‘Spring Breakers’ and that’s what that business last week was all about? Why’s everyone want to have threesomes with Vanessa Hudgens, and why is Vanessa Hudgens turning them all down?
A source [says] that the Dirrty threesome proposal came last month at the Samsung Galaxy Note II launch bash, which was held at a private residence. The fellow reveler said Aguilera looked like “a hot mess in black stretch pants and wrinkled white T-shirt.”
“There were vodka bottles strewn all over her table, and she seemed to be glued to them,” the source said.
“Eventually Matt looked like he had taken on the role of babysitter.”
The atmosphere heated up when Aguilera reportedly put the moves on Hudgens. The source says: “She spent a lot of time on the dance floor gyrating next to Vanessa, who looked like she was having fun with the situation in a good-natured way. And the more Christina drank, the more her kinky side seemed to come out. It really seemed like she was playing the role of seductress – with Vanessa as her target!”
But Hudgens refused to go home with Aguilera and her boyfriend of two years. [The source says] “Out of the blue [Christina] stumbled over to Vanessa and begged her to come back home with her and Matt! Vanessa was taken aback but smiled and politely declined the offer.”
So first, the photo above is the best visual aid that you can get of this thing, because hey, this photo’s actually from the aforementioned Galaxy Note II launch bash. Ahem. Now that you have that picture in your head, imagine Christina taking Vanessa home. There’s just something really unsettling about that, right? Granted, there’s something unsettling about Christina having sex with that creepy, sketchy Matt Rutler as it is, so throwing someone who’s kind of questionable when it comes to exuding an aura of cleanliness, that … well, that makes me glad that I didn’t opt for the extra helping at dinner tonight, because I think I’d be wearing it on my lap if I had, and I’m *totally wearing the same pants as Christina Aguilera, and definitely wouldn’t be happy about ruining them with all of the vitriolic bile that I spew on the regular.
*You know I’m kidding about that, right? The part about having the same pants? You know me better than that, friends.
The film’s called ‘Frozen Ground’, and it’s based on the life of serial killer Robert Hansen (played by a man I love, John Cusack). Nicolas Cage is, obviously, if you’ve already watched the trailer, the cop who pursues Cusack’s character, and Vanessa Hudgens is the sweet, innocent … teenage stripper (?) who is abducted by the serial killer, and who eventually escapes—the first escapee from Hansen, and the escapee who put Hansen behind bars.
And while I know it’s a real story and all, it’s still a little too ‘Silence of the Lambs’ and ‘Kiss the Girls’ for me, but it’s got John Cusack. And Nicolas Cage. And I could even get past the whole Vanessa Hudgens thing, but only if there’s nudity. Because Vanessa Hudgens nudity is still pretty hot, even though it’s definitely pretty old.
Could we just maybe get some John Cusack nudes up in here this afternoon, maybe? Because that would make today a success.