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This woman has been growing her nails since 1979. She is also the proud teacher of the best-behaved third-grade class in the history of the world.

Quote of the Day

“Your research in phytoplankton ecology intrigues me, and I’d love to learn more about it. I have always been interested in harmful algal blooms.” From my sister’s...

A Few More Things…

File-sharing site Limewire is suing the RIAA for anti-trust violations, and they’re asking for a jury trial. So it’s pretty much the most awesome publicity stunt since that time...