So it is Halloween and you don’t have a pumpkin but you still want the thrill of carving. Also, Halloween is on a Tuesday and you need a way to celebrate the holiday at work while dreaming of your childhood sitting around and gorging yourself with candy.
Since you are too old to trick or treat and being an adult is lame, carve yourself a virtual pumpkin.
Yeah, Bill Maher, we get it.
I keep hearing awesome things about this season. Watch the entire premiere here, a full week before it airs on television. I never really followed the show, so I haven’t watched it, so I can’t really tell you how it is. But if you watch it and you have an opinion, please let us know in the comments. I think we’re all interested to see how a dead-Mischa OC will shape up…
This is a link to a ridiculously addictive game, sponsored by M&Ms. It’s a big Halloween-style picture, and you have to find the 50 movie titles represented in the picture. Some are pretty obvious, and some are impossible. My coworker and I dedicated a great deal of the workday to this today (I mean, come on, you have to take breaks from blogging every now and then), and, with our powers combined, we got 40 out of 50. But there’s no answer key! So I am stumped on the last 10! Help me, readers! Here’s what I need:
The woman carrying the two children (Thanks Tina!)
The three children dancing in a circle (Thanks to — no shit — my mom!)
The giant baby lying on his back (Thanks to Oliver/my early-morning vision)
Both items on the stairs (the green M&M and the two men) (Thanks to Miss Dee Chester!)
The snapped branch (I’m retarded — this wasn’t even a clue — the other clue is the steps themselves, which I got thanks to Miss Dee!)
The grim reaper inside the circular fence (Thanks to Miss Dee!)
The hunched-over man with the lantern (Thanks to Miss Dee!)
The man with baskets on his head and feet (Thanks to Oliver!)
The planets (Thanks to Miss Dee Chester and the anonymous commenter!)
Leave the answers in the comments or email me. If you’re stumped on any of the others, I’ve got answers! I’m willing to trade!
Update: Got ‘em all! Thanks guys!!! YOU ROCK!!!
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