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0We’re Still Filming SATC All Over Manhattan

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Nice socks, Carrie.

September 30, 2007 at 4:53 pm by Evil Beet
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4Nobody Gets to Pre-Approve Questions for Dave Letterman

He came within an inch of making Paris Hilton cry.

This is hilarious.

September 30, 2007 at 3:56 pm by Evil Beet
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1Nicole Richie’s Baby Will Not Be a Bastard

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Wedding Date Set for October 13 in Laguna Beach

Nicky and Joel are gonna tie the knot October 13 in a small ceremony in Laguna Beach.

Wonder if she’ll change her name?

Nicole Madden.

Hm.

September 30, 2007 at 3:44 pm by Evil Beet
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2Bring on the Rehab!!!

Miss Teen USA parties with Dave Navarro at Aura at Atlantis

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Miss Teen USA (far left) parties with Dave Navarro and his girlfriend at Aura nightclub at Atlantis.

Hopefully she was drinking apple juice!!!

And not joining them for a threesome!!!

September 30, 2007 at 3:15 pm by Evil Beet
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3Yes Of Course Pam Anderson’s Marrying Rick Salomon

Pamela Anderson is Marrying Rick Salomon in Las Vegas

Okay:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

Jesus Christ, Pam, your first two hasty marriages worked out so well.

And Rick Salomon is SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING WINNER.

HOW COULD THIS NOT WORK OUT????

Yeah, so Pam Anderson and Rick “One Night in Paris” Salomon applied for a marriage certificate in Las Vegas.

Rick was also briefly married to Shannen Doherty, but that didn’t work out so hot, since he spent the majority of their 9-month marriage trying to talk Paris Hilton into sticking a champagne bottle up her snatch. I’m all for a man with hobbies, but, you know. You have to draw the line somewhere.

Whatever.

On Sept 26, Pam posted this on her blog:

I finally am fulfilled in my life in every area. I’m a responsible devoted mom. I’m in love -. And my work is fun and creative. I’m healthy….I’m having the best time in my life.

The following, day she posted this regarding Kid Rock:

He’s bitter. It’s sad to see. I don’t want to battle with him. I wish him the best. I’d hate to point out habits I had a hard time with. They are personal to him and that’s why we are not together. These are desperate attempts. I’ve moved on.

Look, Pam. Let me explain something to you. Those “habits?” The ones you had problems with? That ruined the marriage? Pam. Honey. If you date someone for more than a couple months before marrying them, you learn about those habits before you get married. Then you can just break up with the person, instead of having to divorce them. Do you see how that works? It’s pretty straight-forward. Just something to consider.

September 30, 2007 at 3:05 pm by Evil Beet
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14Just. Because.

You guys, I’m so sorry posting has been slow since Friday. I am trapped at my mother’s house in Phoenix where I have no friends and the Internet here sucks and my cell phone doesn’t get reception and we’re having so much trouble moving over to the new server and I have to spend all damn day tomorrow getting crappy tests at a stupid doctor’s office (long story) and I just want to cry, you guys. I’m in the worst mood ever.

So anyway. This song came on the radio today and I was like “Oh my God, I love this song.” And then I was happy for like two minutes, and that was nice.

(Love you, Anna!)

September 30, 2007 at 2:52 pm by Evil Beet
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