How cute are Mario and Karina?? I am so happy that they still are “together.” They really look adorable.
May 11, 2007 at 8:51 am by EvilT
Charting Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen‘s nose jobs. Remember, kids, if you have your nose opened up because all the cocaine deviated your septum, it’s not really plastic surgery. [CityRag]
Damn, the Buffy chicks used to be hot. [Geno]
Martha Stewart chats with Hayden Panettiere. [popbytes]
Cameron Diaz expects you to believe that her life has been “hell” for the past few years. [INO]
Maybe she’s so upset because Justin Timberlake might be porking Madonna. [Agent Bedhead]
OJ Simpson gets booted from a Kentucky steakhouse because, well, because he killed his wife. [Bossip]
Johnny Depp is probably going to get married this summer. [ICYDK]
Christina Aguilera hops on the celebrity fragrance wagon. [DS]
A taxi driver almost killed Lindsay Lohan this week. You know what they say, Linds, if the coke doesn’t get you, the NYC cabbies will. [IDLYITW]
Kelly Clarkson looks cute on TRL. [Just Jared]
I have to admit, Kim Kardashian still looks really pretty, even without make-up. [Derek Hail]
May 10, 2007 at 2:14 pm by Evil Beet
I am really disturbed with myself right now. Jean Luc Picard made an appearance at a London theater today, and is, somehow, still way freakin’ hot to me. Is this just me? Why do I feel this way? He’s got to be like 100 years old right now. Harrison Ford aged out about ten years ago for me, and Sean Connery around the same time period. But Patrick Stewart? Still. So. Hot. Why??
May 10, 2007 at 1:37 pm by Evil Beet
Cameron Diaz: “We all suffer when Paris suffers.” Heh. [Cele|bitchy]
The celebrities you’d most like to bang. And not with a hammer. [Pajiba]
Brooke Burke is still hot. [Derek Hail]
Carmen Electra wrote a book called How to Be Sexy. Now if only someone could lend her a copy of How to Stay Married she’d be all set. [Jordan]
Um, Victoria, why were you shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch anyway? [Celebrity Smack]
It’s not enough for Dina Lohan to live vicariously through her daughter’s fame; now she’s using it to land herself on TV. [The Blemish]
K-Fed calls Britney‘s new man “trash.” [Celebslam]
Jodi Sweetin is back on the smack. Time for a serious father-daughter talk. [popbytes]
Akon is sorry for that whole “simulated rape” thing. [DListed]
Kate Moss in a see-through dress. [Drunken Stepfather]
Nick Lachey throws down. [POTP]
May 9, 2007 at 6:02 pm by Evil Beet
Ricki Lake, who initially became famous due to the fact that she was a big girl, is now about half her former size. She says that she lost her weight in a healthy way and went from 250 to 123. She looks adorable and I’m interested to see what her next project is.
Nobody goes on the cover of US showing off their bod unless they are trying to sell something. Wonder what it is?
May 9, 2007 at 4:14 pm by EvilT
OMG you guys I am sooooo excited. I was talking to my boss last night, and somehow the topic of Cathouse came up (no, I have no idea how that happened. I’m still trying to figure it out). Anyway, he was like, “You know, a new season’s starting soon,” and I was like “Do not fuck with me about Cathouse,” and he was like, “No, I’m not kidding, it starts again on Saturday.” So I just now crossed my fingers, said a little prayer, and went to the website. And, sure enough, new episodes start on May 12!!
WELCOME BACK INTO MY LIFE!!! I was so sad without you guys.
The episodes will air monthly, and there’s only six of them, but just in case you don’t have HBO, guess who’ll be recapping them? Yes, that’s right. What? You thought I’d pass up the opportunity to recap porn? Fuck no.