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Thank God Scott Disick‘s Instagram account exists, right? [Socialite Life]

In case you forgot, Cindy Crawford has a doppelganger [Celebslam]

What the hell has happened to Jennette McCurdy lately? [Moe Jackson]

Jennifer Lopez had the best golden globes there are – giggidy? [Popoholic]

If you ever wanted to see Lena Dunham topless, here’s your chance [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Matt Kemp is about to be somebody’s father [ICYDK]

Oh great, Kim Kardashian is talking about her fertility problems on TV [I'm Not Obsessed]

Miley Cyrus stripped down to look at a rainbow [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Liam Neeson does prank calls in his ‘Taken’ voice [The Blemish]

There are some pretty amazing musicians going on tour this year [theBERRY]

People are kind of upset about TLC’s ‘My Husband’s Not Gay’ show [Romance Beat]

The Amy Poehler and Tina Fey bit on Bill Cosby at the Golden Globes was so good [The Frisky]

Brangelina actually had an LA wedding before their French one [Celebitchy]

Nothing like a little Rose McGowan in a see-through dress to start your week [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Matthew McConaughey has officially become a mountain man [Socialite Life]

Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week [Celebslam]

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are very artist and deep [Moe Jackson]

Apparently Miley Cyrus thinks she’s Elvis now [Popoholic]

Kate Winslet wore a bathing suit, remained beautiful [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Chris Hemsworth thinks his hotness is on the decline [ICYDK]

Jennifer Garner eats pizza! Stars: they’re just like us! [I'm Not Obsessed]

You can’t blame Tobey Maguire for checking out a woman’s ass [The Blemish]

Heidi Klum will spend all her vacations topless, thank you [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Jenna Marbles reveals Kylie Jenner‘s lip secrets! [theBERRY]

Joaquin Phoenix lied about his engagement on Letterman [Romance Beat]

Sia did a video with Shia LaBeouf and it’s as weird as you’d expect [The Frisky]

Let’s all pay more attention to Tom Hiddleston [Celebitchy]

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My queen, Emily Blunt, will not sugar coat your life [The Frisky]

Marisa Miller is back and she doesn’t have a top on [Celebslam]

It seems can’t stop looking at Rita Ora‘s chest [Moe Jackson]

Josh Duhamel learned how to ride a bike – safety first! [Socialite Life]

Gotta love a bit of Jennifer Lawrence at LAX [Popoholic]

Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley braless in a see-through dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Bradley Cooper might get an Oscar this time around [Lainey Gossip]

Is it possible someone wants to marry Lena Dunham? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jennifer Aniston might be lying about when she got with Justin Theroux [Celebitchy]

LeAnn Rimes will never stop wearing bikinis and you can’t make her [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Contestants on ‘The Price is Right’ don’t know how much an iPhone costs [The Blemish]

Here are a bunch of celebrities with their stunt doubles – hilarious! [theBERRY]

It’s the return of the Fashion Police… without Joan Rivers [PopBytes]

Alison Pill is engaged and she’s got a big ring to show for it! [ICYDK]

Oh dear, Bai Ling lost her dress again and her boobs fell out [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

This is how women get over bad break-ups these days [Romance Beat]

It’s 2015 and Rihanna and her bikini are ready to party [Celebslam]

So… how much is Bill Maher paying his new girlfriend? [Moe Jackson]

Jeremy Renner cuddles up to his adorable daughter [Socialite Life]

Let’s all enjoy Eva Longoria‘s workout gear, shall we? [Popoholic]

Dakota Johnson got a serious case of cameltoe [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

What does Sienna Miller have to say for herself these days? [Lainey Gossip]

Teresa Giudice is headed to prison, but she has something to say, first [I'm Not Obsessed]

Kim Kardashian claims she “bought” Kendall Jenner a career [Celebitchy]

Sylvester Stallone won’t let ‘Rambo’ die [The Blemish]

Brad Pitt did some crazy shit for ‘Fight Club’ [theBERRY]

Joanna Krupa partied with her nips out, as you do [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Surprisingly, Adam Sandler is the most overpaid actor in Hollywood [PopBytes]

Keshia Knight Pullam got fired from ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ for not calling Bill Cosby [The Frisky]

There were a lot of celebrity babies in 2014! [Romance Beat]

Prince Jackson and Justin Bieber are friends – God help us [ICYDK]

Here’s Emily Ratajkowski in some pretty pink lingerie [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

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Why exactly aren’t you following Ben McKenzie‘s Instagram? [Socialite Life]

It’s not Christmas until Mariah Carey is in Aspen [Lainey Gossip]

Selena Gomez is really enjoying the holidays, it seems [Celebslam]

Here’s a photo Kendall Jenner put on Instagram [Popoholic]

Heidi Klum did some topless sunbathing on vacation [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

No one does casual chic better than Hilary Duff, sorry [Moe Jackson]

North West really does not like Santa Claus [Celebitchy]

Miley Cyrus posted her nipples on Instagram again [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Celebrities got engaged over the holidays, you know [Too Fab]

The Rock had the best Christmas card in history [The Blemish]

Well, good to see Melanie Griffith‘s still flawless these days [ICYDK]

Adele calls bullshit on rumours that she split from her boyfriend [I'm Not Obsessed]

Britney Spears has been doing her Vegas residency for a whole year! [Celebuzz]

Have you had a chance to watch Nicki Minaj‘s Pinkprint movie? [PopBytes]

Here’s Victoria Justice‘s new shoot for Cosmo [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Tom Cruise has a compound in Colorado [theBERRY]

Patrick Stewart really can’t handle this Christmas hat [The Frisky]

This video covers basically every Tindr date you’ve ever been on [Romance Beat]

Why can’t we make Mark Wahlberg go away yet? [Socialite Life]

Stephanie Seymour‘s still got the cleavage game going on [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Let’s all take a moment to enjoy Prince Harry playing charity football [Lainey Gossip]

Madonna, please stop – you’re trying way too hard [Celebslam]

I’m not sure what to make of Taylor Swift‘s Christmas look [Popoholic]

Salma Hayek took her downgrade boyfriend on vacation [Moe Jackson]

Idris Elba is not having your racist Bond bullshit [Celebitchy]

Here’s a video of a young Ariana Grande impersonating Britney Spears [The Blemish]

Kim Zolciak got herself a 10-carat Christmas present [I'm Not Obsessed]

Celebrities like to get nearly naked on Instagram, don’t they? [Celebuzz]

Amy Adams did a great ‘Love, Actually’ spoof on SNL [The Frisky]

So… this is what men think vaginas look like [Romance Beat]

Amanda Bynes is totally lucid and off her meds, apparently

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Amanda Bynes is, apparently, working on getting her life together again. She was last seen checking out the psychology program at USC, and while most of us are probably raising our eyebrows at the idea of Amanda “doing well”, apparently she’s got her family convinced this time, as well, as she’s off her meds and still pretty lucid.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Amanda is off all meds, including Adderall, which caused her to get a DUI.

When you speak with Amanda there is no way you would know she’s been diagnosed with schizophrenia and bipolarity. She is completely lucid.

We’re told things have stabilized so much, her parents have given her limited access again to bank accounts. She spends her time reading, doing yoga, meditation and pilates … all stress reducers which doctors say are important for these mental disorders.

We’re also told Amanda’s recent trip to USC — where she’d like to enroll as a psych major — was all planned by her.

Here’s the rub. Doctors have told Amanda’s family, people with such mental illnesses sometimes rebound and they can be ok for months, only to relapse again.

The family believes during these stable periods, the best thing is to give Amanda enough freedom to enjoy it.

Well, at least the doctors have made them aware that this state is probably not permanent and there’s a huge chance that she will relapse. I’m wondering whether they have told her to come off the meds or if Amanda is self-doctoring at the moment and feels she doesn’t need them. You’d think, given her experiences (and the chances of being put on another 5150 should things get out of hand yet again), she would try to do everything possible to stay on the straight and narrow. I hope she does!

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Ricky Martin

Ricky Martin proves that he’s still livin’ la vida loca [Socialite Life]

What’s going on with Jennifer Lopez‘s crotch patch? [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s Katie Cassidy from ‘Arrow’ in a very small bikini [Popoholic]

Can we talk about what’s going on with Charli XCX? [Moe Jackson]

Martha Hunt brought some serious cameltoe to the beach [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

The Iggy Azalea/Azealia Banks feud is getting serious [I'm Not Obsessed]

Hilary Duff is rocking the casual wear look, as per usual [Celebslam]

Reese Witherspoon did a topless sex scene for some movie [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Here are 5 fun facts about ‘Edward Scissorhands’ – bit late, but whatever [Too Fab]

Whoopi Goldberg is an apologist for so many fucked up people [The Frisky]

This makeup artist can transform herself into ANY celebrity! [theBERRY]

Prince George got to go meet Santa Claus in Norfolk [Celebitchy]

Here’s the trailer for the final season of ‘Parks & Recreation’ [PopBytes]

Is Kate Upton really the sexiest woman alive? [The Blemish]

Mariah Carey is NOT a good boss, surprisingly [ICYDK]

Aw, isn’t it nice when people decide to be normal? [Romance Beat]

Kylie Jenner‘s boyfriend Tyga wants custody of his son with Blacc Chyna [Celebuzz]

Some seriously awesome stars are joining the second season of “Girl Meets World” [Socialite Life]

Maitland Ward brought the Christmas boobs just for you [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

It’s the story of Tim Burton and the same old superhero B.S. [Lainey Gossip]

Kate Beckinsale is looking gorgeous as she takes a quiet moment to herself [Popoholic]

Ashley Benson is in the shower on Twitter just for you [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Why does Seth Rogen still dress like he’s homeless? [Moe Jackson]

Well, Halle Berry looks super happy to be in Paris [I'm Not Obsessed]

Surprise! Mrs. Adam Levine looks great in lingerie [Celebslam]

Laverne Cox was bowled over by Beyonce‘s Christmas present [The Frisky]

Here are your best celebrity engagement rings of 2014 [theBERRY]

Kanye West bought North West a $62,000 tiara for Christmas [Celebitchy]

Sony changed its mind, might release ‘The Interview’ after all [The Blemish]

Nicki Minaj‘s ex-boyfriend is very depressed [ICYDK]

Kim Kardashian sent Kris Jenner a very special email

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I’m pretty sure Kris Jenner is some sort of evil mastermind, hell bent on controlling the lives of her daughters – each of whom she’s whored out to the highest bidder since they were able to make duck lips on Instagram – and everything about them: their money, their image, their business endorsements, etc. She also knows just how to put them in their places when they get a bit too cheeky for their own good. That has to be true, since I can’t think of another reason Kris felt the need to share an email sent to her by her most lucrative daughter (for the moment), Kim Kardashian:

I’m not quite sure what to make of the fact that Kim thinks Amish is spelled “omish”, though perhaps we can’t blame her for spelling phonetically. I suppose we should be lucky she can compose an email at all. Besides, maybe she’s right – maybe we do need more “chic, tights dresses” in our lives. What do I know?

Either way, I think Kris is an evil genius who thought, “Huh, you think you’re telling me something about fashion? I’ll humiliate you!”… though considering no one ever believed Kim was a Mensa scholar, I don’t know how effective that plan was.

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Stacey Dash still looks like she did in 1994 – damn! Too bad she’s crazy now [Celebslam]

What’s going on with Chris Pine‘s hat? Anyone? [Socialite Life]

Charli XCX is wearing white fur balls on her tits [Moe Jackson]

Oh dear, it seems Olivia Wilde had a bit of a vagina slip [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Oh no! Lindsay Lohan is back in Los Angeles even though she swore she would never go [Lainey Gossip]

Aw, doesn’t pregnant Jessica Biel have a certain glow? [Popoholic]

Kylie Jenner is trying to get in on the family ass action [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

LeAnn Rimes is obsessed with her slow cooker and her husband’s ass [Celebitchy]

Oh look, it’s Britney Spears‘ boyfriend speaking publicly about their relationship [Too Fab]

Kim Kardashian thinks Khloe‘s ass is too big and she needs to lose weight [The Blemish]

Here’s some famous families you should follow on Instagram [theBERRY]

Let’s take a look at the world of Pixar’s ‘Inside Out’ [PopBytes]

Somehow, it seems that Paris Hilton is still a DJ [ICYDK]

Bill Cosby‘s daughter thinks rape accusers should go to jail [The Frisky]

Here is your ultimate Christmas playlist. You’re welcome! [Romance Beat]

Amy Adams is going to be amazing on ‘Saturday Night Live’ [Celebuzz]

Would you describe a shirtless Calvin Harris as “sexy”? I wouldn’t! [Socialite Life]

Candice Swanepoel looks so good in a bikini [Celebslam]

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox are still a happy family [Moe Jackson]

I’m not really sure what Jennifer Lawrence is wearing [Popoholic]

Emma Stone is really working the color of the year already [Lainey Gossip]

We’re all still looking at Rita Ora‘s boobs, and you should too [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t think it’s a big deal to be dating younger men [ICYDK]

Prince William thinks Kate Middleton has “nightmare” hair [Celebitchy]

Reese Witherspoon is giving us some serious housewife porn [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Ariana Grande isn’t wearing pants while she waits for Santa [The Blemish]

‘The Walking Dead’ star is walking down the aisle, very much alive [Romance Beat]

Jared Leto wins the man bun competition [theBERRY]

Look how quickly Brangelina‘s kids are growing up! [Too Fab]

The trailer for ‘The Little Prince’ is a thing of beauty [PopBytes]

Here’s a video of Tom Hiddleston singing a Christmas song to a dog [Celebuzz]

Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake made another funny thing [The Frisky]