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Yup, Charlie Sheen Got Married

The bad boy actor tied the knot on Friday night with Brooke Mueller, a 30-year-old real estate investor. The couple were introduced in 2006 by Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart, who were among...

Spelling Bees Make Me Bitter

Little-known fact about me: I’m a spelling bee champ. Yes, it’s true. Back in 8th grade, I won my school’s spelling bee. Then I won the regional spelling bee. And then I...

So Creative!

Some asswipe launched a website called sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com. OMG no one has ever made that comparison before! So original and hilarious! But what’s truly funny? The...

BACK OFF, BITCH!

Katrina Bowden needs to stay the fuck away from my man. Look at him, laughing, flirting, joking with her. Having a good time. Being charming and wonderful. That is supposed to be me with...

SHE’S ALIVE!!!!

Paris Hilton popped up at Narita Airport in Tokyo today. I assume she’s there for the MTV Japan awards tonight (or yesterday or tomorrow or whatever … Tokyo time confuses...

Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized?

Extra is reporting that Samantha Ronson took Lindsay to the Century City hospital last night. They stayed for two hours. No further details are available yet …