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Kim Kardashian sent Kris Jenner a very special email

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I’m pretty sure Kris Jenner is some sort of evil mastermind, hell bent on controlling the lives of her daughters – each of whom she’s whored out to the highest bidder since they were able to make duck lips on Instagram – and everything about them: their money, their image, their business endorsements, etc. She also knows just how to put them in their places when they get a bit too cheeky for their own good. That has to be true, since I can’t think of another reason Kris felt the need to share an email sent to her by her most lucrative daughter (for the moment), Kim Kardashian:

I’m not quite sure what to make of the fact that Kim thinks Amish is spelled “omish”, though perhaps we can’t blame her for spelling phonetically. I suppose we should be lucky she can compose an email at all. Besides, maybe she’s right – maybe we do need more “chic, tights dresses” in our lives. What do I know?

Either way, I think Kris is an evil genius who thought, “Huh, you think you’re telling me something about fashion? I’ll humiliate you!”… though considering no one ever believed Kim was a Mensa scholar, I don’t know how effective that plan was.

The Daily Links

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What’s going on with Chris Pine‘s hat? Anyone? [Socialite Life]

Charli XCX is wearing white fur balls on her tits [Moe Jackson]

Oh dear, it seems Olivia Wilde had a bit of a vagina slip [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Oh no! Lindsay Lohan is back in Los Angeles even though she swore she would never go [Lainey Gossip]

Aw, doesn’t pregnant Jessica Biel have a certain glow? [Popoholic]

Kylie Jenner is trying to get in on the family ass action [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

LeAnn Rimes is obsessed with her slow cooker and her husband’s ass [Celebitchy]

Oh look, it’s Britney Spears‘ boyfriend speaking publicly about their relationship [Too Fab]

Kim Kardashian thinks Khloe‘s ass is too big and she needs to lose weight [The Blemish]

Here’s some famous families you should follow on Instagram [theBERRY]

Let’s take a look at the world of Pixar’s ‘Inside Out’ [PopBytes]

Somehow, it seems that Paris Hilton is still a DJ [ICYDK]

Bill Cosby‘s daughter thinks rape accusers should go to jail [The Frisky]

Here is your ultimate Christmas playlist. You’re welcome! [Romance Beat]

Amy Adams is going to be amazing on ‘Saturday Night Live’ [Celebuzz]

Would you describe a shirtless Calvin Harris as “sexy”? I wouldn’t! [Socialite Life]

Candice Swanepoel looks so good in a bikini [Celebslam]

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox are still a happy family [Moe Jackson]

I’m not really sure what Jennifer Lawrence is wearing [Popoholic]

Emma Stone is really working the color of the year already [Lainey Gossip]

We’re all still looking at Rita Ora‘s boobs, and you should too [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t think it’s a big deal to be dating younger men [ICYDK]

Prince William thinks Kate Middleton has “nightmare” hair [Celebitchy]

Reese Witherspoon is giving us some serious housewife porn [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Ariana Grande isn’t wearing pants while she waits for Santa [The Blemish]

‘The Walking Dead’ star is walking down the aisle, very much alive [Romance Beat]

Jared Leto wins the man bun competition [theBERRY]

Look how quickly Brangelina‘s kids are growing up! [Too Fab]

The trailer for ‘The Little Prince’ is a thing of beauty [PopBytes]

Here’s a video of Tom Hiddleston singing a Christmas song to a dog [Celebuzz]

Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake made another funny thing [The Frisky]

Hayden Panettiere Is A Mom!


Hayden Panettiere gave birth to a baby girl on Tuesday, December 9. This one kind of slipped by me. Totally forgot she was pregnant. Sort of forgot she existed, though I’ll never forget about her performance as Amanda Knox in that Lifetime film. That was great.

Anyway the baby is named Kaya Evdokia Klitschko, and her dad is the supertall Wladimir Klitschko. The kid weighs 7 lbs., 14 oz., according to PEOPLE. Their wedding is still on hold, but as for the kid, they are, “over the moon.” Of course they are. That’s what new parents always say. They are also “madly in love” — again, another classic.

But anyway, congrats to them and their healthy baby!

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The Daily Links

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Liam Hemsworth shows off his handsomeness on the cover of ‘Men’s Fitness’ [Socialite Life]

The Sony hack also revealed big drama with Daniel Craig‘s Bond drama [Lainey Gossip]

FKA Twigs looks seriously hot in a bikini – lucky RPattz! [Celebslam]

Abbey Clancy is doing the whole wet t-shirt thing [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Kate Beckinsale killed it at the Golden Globes nominations ceremony [Popoholic]

Kat Torres in a bikini beach photo shoot is a great thing [Moe Jackson]

No surprises there: Angelina Jolie is done having kids [ICYDK]

Shay Mitchell is doing Instagram porn right [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Zoe Saldana may or may not have given birth to her twins [I'm Not Obsessed]

Ariana Grande really loves big black balls [The Blemish]

Let’s do a thr0wback Thursday with Tiffani Amber Thiessen [theBERRY]

Who’s excited for Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool? [PopBytes]

Evangeline Lilly isn’t a feminist, but she IS an idiot [Celebitchy]

Yes, Mila Kunis has a “toned tummy” 2 months after giving birth [Too Fab]

Huh. Joaquin Phoenix is engaged to his yoga instructor [Romance Beat]

Yup, we’re still doing close-ups of Kim Kardashian‘s ass [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Mama June is a big ol’ liar, says daughter Chickadee [The Frisky]

These are Kelly Brook‘s pink underwear, if you’re interested [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Katy Perry‘s ‘Dark Horse’ video is the most watched of 2014 [Celebuzz]

David Beckham looks great in a suit, as if that’s a surprise [Socialite Life]

Guys, Mark Wahlberg really, really wants you to forget his racist past [Lainey Gossip]

How is it that Miranda Kerr looks so good after a long haul flight? [Celebslam]

Alessandra Ambrosio‘s dress leaves little to the imagination [Popoholic]

I’m really not sure what’s happening with Evangeline Lilly‘s hair [Moe Jackson]

Reese Witherspoon cleans up so well, don’t you think? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Toni Garnn got her boobs out for GQ – you’re welcome [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Sony execs call Kevin Hart a greedy “whore” in leaked emails [The Blemish]

These celebs got super creative for Christmas last year [theBERRY]

Carrie Underwood has hated LeAnn Rimes since 2006 [Celebitchy]

Rita Ora is wearing something basic on stage [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Selena Gomez is single but she still loves Justin Bieber [Celebuzz]

My girl Kirstie Alley is looking amazing these days [Too Fab]

Apparently Ariana Grande demands to be carried around like a baby [The Frisky]

Joe DiMaggio‘s love letter to Marilyn Monroe sold for an insane amount [Romance Beat]

Viral ‘Fat Girl Dancing’ Whitney Thore gets her own TLC reality show

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I guess TLC is scrambling for some new and decent content ever since Honey Boo Boo-gate, and they’ve decided to give a reality show to Whitney Thore, the viral “Fat Girl Dancing” star whose, well, fat girl dancing skills took over the internet a few months back. Whitney, 30, deals with PCOS and is at the highest weight she’s ever been in her life. This show will hopefully shed some light on her condition and share her journey as she tries to stay fit and get rid of the pounds.

Here’s the trailer:

I seriously hope this turns out to be a positive experience and doesn’t just end up with TLC exploiting the shit out of this woman, though I do fear it’ll be the latter, as per usual. Whitney seems really intelligent, passionate and down-to-earth so I think a lot of people could get something out of this. I would totally watch it if I actually had cable (I’m not anti-TV, I just literally don’t own one because I watch everything online).

What do you think? Will you watch Whitney’s show? It’s called My Big Fat Fabulous Life, by the way.Oh, and if you needed a refresher, here’s Whitney’s original viral video:

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The Daily Links

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Freddie Prinze Jr. says he’s “all good” after having neck surgery [Socialite Life]

This is the most clothes Adriana Lima has worn in a long while [Moe Jackson]

Emma Watson is bringing the cleavage to your doorstep! [Popoholic]

Olivia Wilde hit the ocean with a serious bit of cameltoe [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Jeremy Renner has had a great year in London [Lainey Gossip]

Jessica Alba took her kids to see Santa Claus and the results were hilarious [Celebslam]

Anastasia Ashley‘s nude pics have been “stolen” [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Here’s the trailer for the upcoming Whitney Houston biopic [The Frisky]

It’s Ian Somerhalder‘s birthday so here are some hot pics of him [theBERRY]

Brandi Glanville‘s boyfriend dumped her because her kids are her #1 priority [Celebitchy]

Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs are still together and they’re quite happy [I'm Not Obsessed]

Daniel Craig is back as James Bond, whether you like it or not [PopBytes]

Miley Cyrus is pulling a Beyonce, wants approval on all photos taken of her [The Blemish]

Jenna Dewan takes her daughter out on the town and it’s adorable [ICYDK]

Barack Obama is every lady’s dream man, apparently [Romance Beat]

Joe Manganiello is looking pretty hot these days, don’t you think? [Socialite Life]

Here are your Top 3 supermodel Instagrams of the week! [Moe Jackson]

Eva Longoria is in a bikini and that’s something you should pay attention to [Popoholic]

Georgia May Jagger‘s latest photo shoot for Harper’s Bazaar is pretty great [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Well,  Whitney Port is having a nice time at the beach [Celebslam]

Here’s a gallery of pics that show Kris Jenner‘s “transformation” over the years [theBERRY]

Janice Dickinson is calling for a widespread Bill Cosby boycott [The Frisky]

Chrissy Teigen is showing off her underwar on the internet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

This is how all of our celebrities glammed up over the past 100 years [Romance Beat]

Christian Bale “stared into nothing” for 30 minutes when Ben Affleck became Batman [Celebitchy]

Amanda Peet has welcomed a baby boy! Hurrah! [I'm Not Obsessed]

It seems Terminator is back and there’s a brand new trailer [PopBytes]

Here’s a video of Jessica Alba stripping in front of a green screen [The Blemish]

Sad news: Coldplay is going to be retiring after their next album [Lainey Gossip]

The Daily Links

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Chord Overstreet has an Instagram account that’s making ladies happy [Socialite Life]

Don’t feel bad for Vanessa Paradis – she’s moving on nicely [Lainey Gossip]

Mila Kunis is looking hot and baby-free walking across a parking lot [Moe Jackson]

Katy Perry in a bikini wishes you a happy holiday season [Celebslam]

Who wouldn’t want to see Nina Agdal topless? Really? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Taylor Swift looks beautiful and very leggy on the red carpet [Popoholic]

Paul Walker‘s daughter remembers her father a year after his death [Too Fab]

There’s never a bad time to watch Izabel Goulart work out [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Aw, Prince Harry is sharing his greatest fear in a #FeelNoShame video [I'm Not Obsessed]

Surprisingly, Gwen Stefani is one star who actually hangs out with her kids [ICYDK]

An unfinished trailer for ‘Ted 2′ leaked – what do we think? [The Blemish]

Amy Sedaris has a lot to say about dogs and bunnies [The Frisky]

Rita Ora in ’50 Shades of Grey’ is a hot mess and fans don’t like it [Romance Beat]

What’s been going on with ‘The Walking Dead’ [Celebitchy]

Here are 2014′s most Googled celebrities – no surprises here [theBERRY]

Tina Fey‘s new sitcom is moving from NBC to Netflix [PopBytes]

Ed Westwick asked for Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show tickets on Twitter [Celebuzz]

The ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ trailer is finally here! [Socialite Life]

Taylor Swift might have a new boyfriend, you guys! [Lainey Gossip]

Oops! Ela Rose had her boobs pop out during a photo shoot [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Is Minka Kelly being sponsored by Nike or something? [Moe Jackson]

Here’s a picture of Jennifer Aniston with her hands down her pants [Celebslam]

Hilary Duff is looking hot in casualwear as per usual [Popoholic]

Krysten Ritter did a new photo shoot for Ocean Drive Magazine [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Aw, little North West is getting so big so fast! [Too Fab]

Mama June and Sugar Bear might get back together. Damage control? [I'm Not Obsessed]

If you ever wanted to eat Kim Kardashian‘s ass, here’s your chance [The Blemish]

’50 Shades of Grey’ starring Ellen DeGeneres is a dream come true [The Frisky]

Christian Bale threw some shade at George Clooney [Celebitchy]

Victoria Beckham does actually smile, you guys [theBERRY]

The rumour is that Scarlett Johansson got married in secret [Celebuzz]