Lindsay Lohan is in a bit of a pickle, to put it nicely. To put it not so nicely, bitch is screwed. In case you weren’t aware, Lohan has been lying about her community service hours. She was supposed to do community service at a Brooklyn daycare center. She hasn’t been. Now she’s on a massive time crunch to complete 115 hours of community service by May 28. If she doesn’t, she may go to jail. For realsies.
But of course, dear Lohan isn’t going to accept any responsibility. She’s going to pull a Polanski and flee the country. And where she is she going?
Uh, what? From TMZ:
We know Lindsay is keenly aware of the looming May 28th deadline, and she knows there’s a real chance she won’t complete her required hours. We also know she’s been told she’s going to jail if she falls short, and this time she actually believes it.
So Lindsay has made it clear to friends and family … if she doesn’t get it done, she won’t go back to California for her court hearing. She says a very rich friend has a hotel in Monaco and has given her carte blanche to stay indefinitely, and she’ll take him up on the offer.
Thing is … she can’t be extradited for a reckless driving misdemeanor, so authorities can’t touch her.
Well, isn’t that just lovely. Must be nice to have a rich friend with a hotel. Does she think she’s going to be like Eloise, or that this will be some wacky super special Wes Anderson moment?
Girl, you are not Grace Kelly. What the hell are you going to do in Monaco??? Man, I used to think it was sad how far she’s fallen, but at this point, fall away. She’s been given so many chances. She’s had so much time to do this community service. She just outright refuses to step up and take responsibility. Jail her.