Somehow, Lindsay Lohan managed to clean up and show off a glimmer of her former, non-drug addled self when she met up with Tina Fey during the recent Mean Girls reunion. She looks so healthy and young and glowy! I’m assuming this pic was Photoshopped to high heavens, but I don’t even care. Get yours, Lindsay.
Lindsay actually posted this photo to her Instagram page a couple of days ago and then deleted it. A lot of people were wondering why, but it seems this was an exclusive to Entertainment Weekly’s upcoming issue, so she probably got told off.
Side note: Anyone think the Mean Girls hysteria is a bit over-the-top? I mean, it was good, yeah, but was it THAT good? I’m not too sure…
August 21, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
“Lindsay has abandoned her friends and her sober community,” a source close to Lohan tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “She has stopped responding to our texts and calls and is basically ignoring everyone now. She’s getting the texts because they show up as read; she’s just not answering.”
“Some of these people have been friends with her for more than a decade,” the source continues.”There is nothing anyone can do, until she answers.”
Okay, not to be all “Team Lohan” here (gag me), but maybe she’s ignoring your texts because every time she responds, shit like this winds up in the tabloids. I don’t think Lohan has any real friends anymore. She’s either damaged the relationships she made or has made friends with people who sell her out. These sources talking to Radar are some pretty shitty friends.
Meanwhile, rumors persist that she’s missing rehearsals for what is sure to be a craptacular theatre debut. Girl doesn’t need “friends” or even actual friends — she needs a life coach, STAT.
P.S.: If you could text Lohan ANYTHING, what would you text her?
August 9, 2014 at 8:00 am by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan is basically on permanent vacation, which I sort of don’t understand since she actually tricked someone into giving her a role in a West End play so you would think she would need to be at rehearsals or, you know, doing something. Instead, she’s taking selfies in a bikini so that you’ll all give her as much attention as possible.
It’s pretty great that the shadows here cover all the weird drug bruises, scrapes and cuts she has all over her legs. That’s my favourite part. Here’s the thing, though: all she needs to do to be a beautiful girl is like, you know, stop smoking crack or snorting coke or whatever it is she’s doing. Start being an upstanding human being that’s reliable and dependable and not just full of shit. No selfies needed.
August 5, 2014 at 5:00 am by Jennifer
The story of what went down at an Ibiza nightclub between Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber last weekend just keeps getting better and better. We know that Orlando swung and Justin ducked, but more stuff keeps coming out of the woodworks that takes this tale to almost urban legend level. Like, for instance, the fact that Lindsay Lohan was there and tried to break the fight up, and that Leonardo DiCaprio was also there, but he actually cheered Orlando on.
From The Mirror:
Eyewitness Anastasia Skolkova, a former journalist from Spain, was the first person to break the story by posting a video on Facebook and Twitter, showing Bieber and Bloom rowing outside of a restaurant in Ibiza.
Speaking exclusively to The Mirror she said: “I went there with friends for dinner. We were on the table next to Orlando Bloom and Leonardo DiCaprio. There was also Lindsay Lohan, Puff Daddy and Erick Morillo at the restaurant. Justin said something when he came in which was aimed at Orlando, who then jumped onto a sofa to try and get at Justin. It was amazing. Everyone stood up and started watching like it was a show and clapping.
“There were actually two moments when it turned violent, it wasn’t just the one punch thrown. DiCaprio was flipping out and Lindsay Lohan was trying to call them. Justin’s face was amazing. I posted the video on Facebook so people would know about it and it’s a very crazy video. We filmed the fight and took a lot of photographs and have had offers from all over the world. It has just been crazy. I used to work as a journalist so I know how it works but I didn’t expect the response I got.”
LOL, I love how desperate this woman is to act like she’s anyone at all. Girl, no one cares about your video, we care about the actual fight. The “interest” is in the story, not you. Make your money and pipe down.
In any case, thank goodness Leo D. has some sense and was cheering Orlando on. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s immature and violence solves nothing in a wider context, but JB can used being knocked down a few pegs. After all, he’s always threatening to do it to others and acting like a big hard man who loves to fight, so he should be thrilled, right? A quick smack around the face would do him well. Might snap him back to reality.
August 1, 2014 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Rachel McAdams and Lindsay Lohan once starred in a movie together, remember? It’s hard to believe, but it’s true. (Since then, Lohan’s been up to other things. And McAdams is up to being a star and getting it on with her totally non-gay boyfriend.) That movie was the now-classic Mean Girls. And Ms. McAdams has something to say about Lohan.
And it’s nice, of course. Boooooo, give us goss! Anyway, here’s what she told Allure about working with Lohan, and none of it involves the words “cocaine” or “unprofessional.” Crazy! Via ABC News:
If anything, I was in awe of her talent. I looked at her as this experienced actor, and she had great comedic timing, so natural. It’s just funny to hear that because you never know what people are thinking. We all try to act like we’ve got it together.
Yeah yeah, blah blah, tell us something real, McAdams.
WHY IS SHE SO DAMN NICE??
July 23, 2014 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan is apparently living it up on some fool’s yacht in Italy at the moment (she can’t even afford NYC rent, so how she’s affording a yacht in Italy is beyond me – I don’t want to know what she’s doing for whoever owns it) and looking super healthy as she soaks up the sun. And by “super healthy”, I mean “super full of drugs and alcohol”, but I’m sure you made that automatic translation yourself.
Anyhow, enjoy these pictures of Lindsay looking totally cracked out of her mind. The whole picking of the face spots and stuff just seems like such an addict habit. I can’t even say I feel sorry for her at this point, I just… shake my head every time I see her.