It’s finally here: one of the Twilight-themed moments you’ve been waiting for all year – the big reveal of Bella Swan’s wedding dress. The rendering was released earlier this week, and I’ll be damned if that chick in the dress doesn’t look EXACTLY what you’d expect an anime Kristen Stewart to look like, but I guess that was part of the whole idea, huh?
I don’t really get the hardons over Twilight, though there are probably people out there who don’t really get the whole Star Wars thing, either, but this wedding dress of Bella’s? It’s probably the excitement-equivalent of Princess Leia’s crazy risque bikini that people are STILL all nuts over.
Gotta love those fans and their fanatical ways, right? Speak out, Twilight fans – are you loving this?
April 8, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Robert Pattinson has been a part of the Twilight franchise for like, almost four years now and he admits that he still can’t put in the contact lenses he wears to play Edward Cullen. Robert recently said in an interview that he still needs the makeup artists to put in his contacts for him. He told Entertainment Weekly, “Everyone else has figured out how to do it, and then there’s two people holding me down because I can’t do it myself… It’s so embarrassing for me, after so many years, it’s still a process every single morning. I actually want to get some kind of plastic explosive… I want to kill them.”
I gotta admit that I’ve always had a similar problem with contacts (I’m practically blind, did you guys know that?) but like, suck it up dude.
March 25, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Molls
Bath & Body Works was being threatened with legal action by Summit Entertainment, the people behind the Twilight movies to discontinue their scent, “Twilight Woods.” The production company claims that the retailer is trying to capitalize on their brand through unofficial merchandise. While a lesser overpriced lotion and fragrance manufacturer would buckle under the pressure, Bath & Body Works is all “Hell to the no!”
Confusion in the marketplace? Summit allegedly thinks so. Now Bath & Body Works has beat Summit to the courthouse to stake its claim in federal court in Manhattan.
“The term ‘Twilight’ is used so as to evoke the idea of a particular time of day when the sun is just below the horizon, illuminating the landscape,” the lawsuit says. “Whereas defendant uses the term ‘Twilight’ to refer to defendant’s teen vampire saga.”
I’m going to have to side with Bath & Body Works on this one, although I hope I’m never forced to smell their shitty products again. Summit doesn’t get to own words commonly used to describe a type of day, and B&BW has always used really fucking dumb names for their products. My college boyfriend’s mom was obsessed with “Moonlit Path,” which to me sounds exactly like “Twilight Woods,” except later in the day.
Calm down, Summit. You’ll get all the money you deserve and then some. Leave the tacky mall store and its gross lotions alone.
March 10, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Molls
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of a deep-seated neurosis.
Anita, Twilight‘s biggest fan – according to Moviefone – compiled the above video as an entry for a contest on the Moviefone website, aptly named ‘Are You the Biggest Twihard?’
Anita, because she is the Chuck Norris of Twilight fans (really, how much practice did it take to get that deadpan delivery of those creepy lines – wait, none, because like Chuck Norris, insanity lurks in the soul), won the contest and now her video has gone viral.
Congratulations to Anita (I guess, right?) and here’s hoping that Merck Pharmaceuticals has seen the video, created an anti-psychotic drug aptly named for the Twilight franchise, and begins marketing said drug soon. With trials conducted on Anita herself.
November 18, 2010 at 8:00 am by Sarah
All you local Louisiana die-hard Twilight fans can breathe a sigh of relief now – Kristen Stewart is back, bitches, and she’s ready to do some more filming for Breaking Dawn.
Stewart was photographed arriving at New Orleans’ Louis Armstrong International Airport yesterday (on Halloween; ugh, so appropriate) to film some shots for the upcoming Twilight installment. She looked as happy as only Kristen Stewart knows how to convey, and I can’t say I blame her – the Armstrong airport is totally my favorite airport in the US, and it’s probably due to the fact that I’m so comfortable there that I could call it a second home. I’ve probably spent more time in that airport than at any other airport in the States (well, maybe with the exception of the time that I got stranded at the Northern Kentucky/Cincinnati International Airport when a big snowstorm blew through and I was there for forty-eight hours with no shower and no one but the Syracuse U basketball team to talk to. Good times).
Enjoy the photos of happy, shiny Kristen in the gallery below, which also includes some photographs of the star onsite in Louisiana back in September, when she last visited for filming. This should get you through the night, guys.
November 1, 2010 at 9:00 am by Sarah
Even though they totally got caught making out the other day, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still pretending that they’re not a couple. Are we supposed to believe that they’re two co-stars that are all BFF-status and can’t leave each others sides? Either they want us to believe that they are asexual or that they are the most co-dependent people on Earth. I mean, they work together, they hang together, they take plane rides together… then this morning, just two days after being busted for making out, they walked out of LAX with a body guard between them. Yeah, they’re boning. And we all know it.