Caption This
Sep 30, 2008 at 01:42 pm by Evil Beet

Suri Cruise wishes everybody would just be quiet for a minute, as she attempts to get into the car following an outing with her parents.

Tom Cruise in Valkyrie: The Trailer
Sep 25, 2008 at 09:10 pm by Evil Beet

It’s heeeeeeeeeeeere!

The film’s been delayed time and time again, but, at long last, the very first trailer for the feel-good Hitler-assassinating film of the year, Valkyrie, starring one Tom Cruise has been released.

What do you guys think?

Will you see it?

Daddy and Me!
Aug 16, 2008 at 09:28 pm by Evil Beet

Tom Cruise puts in some quality time with Suri in New York, while Katie puts in some quality time with her beloved rolled denim.

What’s with Tom Cruise looking sexy again?

Am I the only one who’s noticed this? Anyone else feel the same way?

Katie Holmes Knows Better Than to Wear Those Ridiculous Jeans Around Tom
Aug 15, 2008 at 10:01 am by Evil Beet

Tom’s back in NYC with Katie Holmes, so she’s back to wearing normal pants, because you know he bitch-slapped some fashion sense into her, then took out her awful old jeans and his sewing machine, made a pair of Daisy Dukes, and put on a fashion show for his dolls.

So now Katie has to wear the kind of pants that normal people wear.

Also: I like those sunglasses on Tom, and I hate that about myself.

Standing by Her Man!
Aug 11, 2008 at 09:41 pm by Evil Beet

Katie Holmes and her new haircut flew back from New York so that they could be two feet taller than Tom Cruise at the LA premiere of Tropic Thunder.

Also there: Alicia Silverstone (remember her?), John Krasinski and Jodie Foster, along with cast members Matthew McConaughey, Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor (who’s Ben’s wife, but also has a cameo in the film).

“Cuz I’ve Got One Hand in My Pocket …”
Jul 20, 2008 at 11:24 pm by Evil Beet

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise hit up the Laguna Seca Moto GP in Monterey on Sunday, and Katie managed to hide her purple left hand in every single photo.

She has truly gone crazy-style Scientology.