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7Tom Cruise’s Stupid Nazi Movie Sucks

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The studio moved Valkyrie‘s release date from June 27 to October 3, supposedly to give director Bryan Singer extra time to film a key battle sequence.

It’s gonna take him 3 months to film a battle sequence?

Is the battle between two turtles?

The studio just doesn’t want to pit this feel-good Nazi film against the summer blockbusters.

December 18, 2007 at 4:01 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Tom Cruise

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“It happened quickly, but I was certain it was what I wanted. I never felt overwhelmed. I thought, Okay, good. Here we go … It happened in an instant. I still get like that, ‘Whew.’ When you fall in love, it’s as though time stops. It’s all-encompassing … I try every day to let him know how much I love him. It gets better and better. It has made my life.”

Katie Holmes talks about her relationship with Tom Cruise to InStyle magazine.

December 13, 2007 at 10:19 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

11Caption This

Tom Cruise and Will Smith

Tom Cruise and Will Smith get a little cozy at the NYC premiere of “I Am Legend.”

December 12, 2007 at 3:28 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Tom Cruise, Will Smith

1Suri Cruise Rocks Out to the Spice Girls

From the Spice Girls official website:

The Spice Girls had some surprise visitors at rehearsals in LA recently when Hollywood stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes along with baby Suri stopped by to wish them luck for the forthcoming tour.

Tom and Katie enjoyed an impromptu audience with the girls and were treated to an exclusive performance, while Suri danced along to the music.

“David and I are great friends with Tom and Katie,” Victoria told us afterwards “It was lovely of them to come down to rehearsals, a really nice surprise. Katie has told me before that she used to be a big Spice fan so it was great for her to meet the other girls.”

November 26, 2007 at 11:04 am by Evil Beet

6Everything Is Back to Normal, Folks

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise at 23rd Annual Museum Of The Moving Image Black Tie Salute Honoring Tom Cruise, Pictures, Photos

Hey, guys, remember that one time that Katie Holmes looked like she was the same height as Tom Cruise?

That was weird.

Thankfully, it’s all over now.

And how fucking amazing does Katie look these days???

I need to convert to Scientology. Or train for a marathon.

Eh. Scientology sounds easier. Bring on the Xenu.

November 6, 2007 at 10:34 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

3Katie Holmes Runs the NYC Marathon!

Katie Holmes Runs the New York City Marathon. Time Was 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds

Ms. Katie Holmes completed the 26.2 mile course in 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds. It won’t qualify her for Boston, but it’s a full three days faster than I could do it. Unless I tried to use the subway system as a shortcut, in which case just go ahead and add twelve days to my time. I did not fare well on the NYC subways.

Tom and Suri were at the finish line to congratulate her and escort her back to the cage where she’s kept when not appearing healthy and independent for the media.

November 5, 2007 at 5:39 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise