50 year old actor comedian personality Tom Arnold proved he doesn’t know when to stop getting back on the horse when he tied the knot for the fourth time this Saturday in Maui. This time he hitched his post to Ashley Groussman, a woman who I don’t know much about except that she only has 66 folowers on Twitter and tweets things like:

“Crazy when my vision board keeps coming true…Going to see OPRAH!!!!! Dream come true.”

Tom’s best man was comedian Dax Shephard and the entertainment for the rehearsal dinner was karaoke, led by Tom himself. Residents of Maui and the surrounding islands have been advised to move to higher ground under threat of a possible douche-nami caused by Tom Arnold singing karaoke in such close proximity to the Pacific Ocean.

Guess who’s having her third child? Angie Harmon! With Jason Sehorn! Who, by the way, I ran into in a parking garage in Beverly Hills once years ago, and we all three arrived at the valet station at the same time, and they were like “You go first” and based on that experience I am certain that they both love me very much. However, this is still boring.

Also, Tom Arnold does a lot of cocaine. Wait, what? That’s not news, you say? Oh, okay, well how about this: His third divorce was finalized on Wednesday. That’s not really news, either? Okay, last try: He has to pay this chick $15K/month for the next 25 months. Yeah, that’s right. Tom Arnold has $15K a month to spare. Now that’s news to me.

Still not entertained?

The picture above? Is of the drunk and newly un-engaged Shayne Lamas from The Bachelor. Later that night, she bent over a little too far and someone got a killer shot of her bare ass. It’s after the jump (and NSFW). Don’t say I never do anything nice for you.

[via Defamer]

Heh. So I noticed that both Tom Arnold and Andy Dick attended the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and my first thought was “Oh please God let there be a photo of them together.”

And here it is.

And it’s a thing of beauty.

Totally.

Fucking.

Sober.

Hurry, someone get Amy Winehouse down here so the two of them can compare notes on how they’re so goddamn sober all the time.

With Kate Mara at some event for the Giants in LA.

I have no idea who Kate Mara is, and, my guess is neither does Tom Arnold. In fact, my guess is Tom Arnold doesn’t even know where he is right now. Fuck, Tom Arnold doesn’t even know where his glasses are right now.