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Tom Arnold

Quotables: Roseanne Got Roasted

“In 1985, Roseanne went on Johnny Carson, which is every comic’s dream back then. She killed, he laughed his ass off, he gave her a thumbs up and he invited her to sit on his...

Tom Arnold Marries for the Fourth Time

50 year old actor comedian personality Tom Arnold proved he doesn’t know when to stop getting back on the horse when he tied the knot for the fourth time this Saturday in Maui. This...

Everything Is Really Boring Right Now

Guess who’s having her third child? Angie Harmon! With Jason Sehorn! Who, by the way, I ran into in a parking garage in Beverly Hills once years ago, and we all three arrived at the...

Where’s the Cocaine?

Heh. So I noticed that both Tom Arnold and Andy Dick attended the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and my first thought was “Oh please God let there be a photo of them...

Tom Arnold Is Totally Sober

Totally. Fucking. Sober. Hurry, someone get Amy Winehouse down here so the two of them can compare notes on how they’re so goddamn sober all the time. With Kate Mara at some event...