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TMZ Is Pissed Off That Anne Hathaway Ignored Them

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Anne Hathaway didn’t feel like talking to TMZ’s paparazzi and cameramen, and TMZ is pissed off about it. Apparently Hathaway was at LAX when TMZ people came up to her. Rather than deal with them, she made a beeline towards what she thought was her SUV waiting for her — but as she opened the door, she realized she had the wrong car. However, she asked if she could get in and wait until her car got there, because that’s how badly she didn’t want to talk to TMZ.

TMZ then posted the video with “Anne Hathaway’s parents didn’t raise her right — because she hopped into the car of a TOTAL STRANGER … rather than have to talk to one of our photogs.”

I am no fan of Anne Hathaway (and I am in no way alone) but even I’m on her side on this one. Let her leave the f-cking airport.

On the other hand…if one wants to look on the other hand, you could argue that celebs and tabloids help each other out and now that Hathaway’s a super A-list Oscar winner, she feels she shouldn’t have to deal with this because she doesn’t need the publicity anymore, whereas long ago I’m sure she had to fight to get paparazzi attention. Circle of life, yo.

Meanwhile you have people like Courtney Stodden who would do anything to have that kind of paparazzi action. I wonder what she’s up to right now?

Shawn Johnson Breaks Down In Court

Shawn Johnson Faces Her Stalker in Court

Gymnast and Dancing With The Stars contestant Shawn Johnson appeared in a Los Angeles courtroom today to testify against her alleged stalker, Robert O’Ryan. Shawn was in the courtroom for a mere 23 minutes, but the experience was intense and emotional for her and she even broke down in tears when shown the knife that was found in Robert’s vehicle.

From TMZ:

Johnson said she was nervous about appearing today and repeatedly testified she was afraid of O’Ryan. She said she considered quitting “Dancing With the Stars” — which she was participating in when O’Ryan was arrested — but stayed on the show and went on to win.

O’Ryan pled not guilty by reason of insanity on Monday to charges of felony stalking, felony commercial burglary and two misdemeanor counts of carrying a loaded firearm in his car.

TMZ also reported that if Robert is convicted, he will serve a maximum sentence of six years. Six years for what would have been a murder if he was smart enough not to get caught. Yeah, that seems like justice… not. Considering we’re seeing so many examples of stalking these days (and with most of them just pleading insanity), it might be time for those laws to be updated. Nothing’s worse than a creeper.

Kelly Kapowski is Ready to Pop

photo of a very pregnant tiffani thiessen on her cell phone walking around a golf course

Tiffani Thiessen, whose pregnancy I mentioned earlier in the week, was finally captured on camera after all of these weeks, showing off her gorgeous baby bump. TMZ got the exclusive photo of Tiffani toddling around a golf course, cell phone in hand, and wearing all black.

She looks fabulous. This is, you know, her eighty-fifth week of pregnancy or something. Ever see a spider egg right before it opens? A big, thick, white pulsating cocoon of eenie-weenie baby spiders just scratching at the chance to get out? That’s what I think of when I look at this picture. That Tiffani Thiessen is going to turn the wrong way and she’s just going to rip and explode with thousands of tiny, adorable, wailing babies, all looking to suckle and feed, and get fashion advice.

Congratulations on the pregnancy, Tiff, and good luck with the delivery! I can’t wait to see the photos of what’s sure to be one of Hollywood’s cutest babies … and who’d think otherwise? Kelly Kapowski used to be the fiercest bitch on the block, ‘til Valerie Malone came along, anyway.

Image courtesy of TMZ

It’s Hard To Believe, But We Might Not Be Able To Trust That Retarded Girl Gary Coleman Married

Shannon Price and Gary Coleman

Shannon Price, Gary Coleman’s on/off/on wife, has already been cashing in on her man’s death by taking interviews and now she’s going for the material goods. TMZ spoke to the executor of Gary’s estate and apparently, Shannon took everything from the car to the video game system. Ghetto!

From TMZ:

Dion Mial tells TMZ Shannon Price entered Gary’s digs and took, among other things, a 2005 Dodge pick-up, a cargo trailer, computers, telephones, musical instruments and furnishings.

Chief Dennis Howard of the Santaquin PD tells TMZ last night his officers accompanied a locksmith who changed the locks at Gary’s house, per Mial’s request. And the Chief says, Monday night cops went to the house as Shannon’s family was loading Gary’s stuff onto a truck. Howard says his officers convinced Shannon’s dad to return the load to Gary’s house, but Mial says that was just the tip of the iceberg — Shannon had already cleaned Gary out.

What a sad end to an already sad story. Gary waited his whole life to find love, and even the soft-headed woman he thought he could trust was just using him for whatever he was worth.

Even in Death, Gary Coleman Still Has People Trying to Screw Him Over

recent photo of gary coleman sunning himself on a chair outdoors

You know, some people have the luck of a small, short-lived fame actor. And Gary Colman, God rest his soul, is That Guy. According to sources at TMZ, there are “individuals” who claim to possess photos of the recently-deceased Coleman pre-plug pull and post-plug pull:

TMZ has learned a series of photos of Gary Coleman in the hospital are being shopped around to the media — and in one of the photos … Gary is already dead.

We’ve seen one of the photos and declined to even look at the rest. In the pic, Gary is in the hospital, his eyes are closed and he is hooked up to a ventilation machine. It is not a pleasant sight.

The person selling the photos claims to have four photos — the one we were shown was taken about an hour before he died. The final photo was taken after he was taken off life support.

Asking price is in the low five figures.

The “low five figures.” How awful. You know, even completely independent of the fact that there’s some deranged ex-wife sick fuck peddling the pictures for one last grasp at financial solvency, it’s horrible that these “individuals” are so sad and desperate to sell out a dead TV star that the asking price is in the “low five figures.” You know, I know the guy had his problems in life and sometimes didn’t do the right thing all of the time (and who’s fucking perfect, anyway?), but pushing photos of a dead Gary Coleman? What the fuck are you talking about, Willis? Jesus wept.

I’d expect this kind of bullshit over on Rotten.com or something or one of those other lurid websites that glorify gloom and doom and gore — but I can tell you one thing: if those pictures finally do surface, you won’t be seeing them from me. Something that might be worse than big-time ragging on someone for their actions on Earth before they kicked? It’s this kind of shit that’s the lowest of the low.

Chace Crawford Arrested For Possession of That Good Herb

Chace Crawford and one of his homies were chillin’ in a car in his native Texas last night when they kinda sorta got busted by a cop with under two ounces of marijuana (click the link to see his mugshot.) For those of you who aren’t familiar, two ounces isn’t exactly a huge amount of weed, but it would probably take even a serious stoner a month and a half to rip through all that green. Looks like someone stocked up before he came home for hiatus and like a moron, carried the whole stash around with him.

The cop spotted Chace and his friend in a pub parking lot and saw that they had a rolled but unsmoked joint in the car. That gave him right to search the vehicle and BAM! Homey went to jail. He was let out on bond pretty quickly, but there will definitely be a follow up with the courts, et c.

Since it’s “just pot” (sorry, I think it’s an essentially harmless drug), I doubt that this will have an effect on his Gossip Girl job or any gigs he may get in the future but GHADDAMN, BOY! Don’t roll around with that big of a sack!

Babies Do TMZ

Those little kids who reenact hilariously adult things are at it again and this time they’re taking on TMZ. The little boy playing Harvey Levin is holding his signature coffee mug, the kids obnoxiously laugh between lame jokes and the footage is all shot at knee-height. Pretty funny. One question though: Why do all of these kids have speech impediments? Is that a dick question to ask? I’m not trying to be rude, but it’s alarming to me that none of these kids can say a coherent sentence. Some of them aren’t even toddlers anymore.