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0Tina Fey Answers The Proust Questionnaire, Also Has Some Big News

Tina Fey‘s the freakin’ coolest. We all loved her on SNL, we love her on 30 Rock and Mean Girls is pretty much the best thing to happen to any of us (but especially Lindsay Lohan.) She took her turn answering Vanity Fair‘s famous Proust Questionnaire, a standard personality questionnaire that the magazine regularly runs with different celebs in the hot seat.

Without further ado, here are Tina’s answers from the VF website:

What is your current state of mind?

On the verge of nervous exhaustion, but only for the last seven years.

What is your idea of perfect happiness?

A glass of wine at sunset on Fire Island. / No homework.

What is your greatest fear?

Child loss or damage thereof.

Which historical figure do you most identify with?

Catherine the Great’s horse.

Which living person do you most admire?

Cathy Rigby. She was really good in that stage version of Peter Pan. No joke.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

Procrastination.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?

People who are proud of their ignorance.

What is it that you most dislike?

People who mock education as elitist.

What is your greatest extravagance?

Living in New York City.

What do you most value in your friends?

A willingness to come uptown.

What is your favorite journey?

Pulling up to my parents’ house for Christmas. Just pulling up, though—not the whole drive.

What is your most treasured possession?

A photo of my parents walking around the Acropolis circa 1965. They look like a poster for Two for the Road.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

Natural childbirth.

On what occasion do you lie?

During press junkets for movies.

Which living person do you most despise?

Osama bin Laden. Unless we think he’s dead by now, in which case that guy who holds up the GOD HATES FAGS sign.

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April 7, 2011 at 6:30 am by Molls
Filed Under: Tina Fey

0Quotables: Tina Fey Talks About Lindsay Lohan

“Lindsay is in rehab now? Right? We think? I think that’s good. Yeah.”

-Tina Fey talking about Mean Girls co-star Lindsay Lohan on Watch What Happens With Andy Cohen

I always have to wonder how Tina Fey and Amy Poehler feel about Lindsay Lohan’s situation. There’s no doubt that in some ways, this is more tragic for them to watch than any of us. They both worked with Lindsay on Mean Girls and at the time gave the most glowing reports of her as both a person and an actress. Lindsay also had great chemistry with the Saturday Night Live cast at one point and has even said in interviews that during her second time hosting the show, when she was seemed to be the peak of her drug addition and weight loss, Amy Poehler pulled her aside for a mini-intervention.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they were love angry at her like a couple of aunts.

October 3, 2010 at 12:42 pm by Molls
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan, Tina Fey

21I HAVE BIEBER FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Damn. Justin Bieber is stealing hearts all over the world. You know, in addition to my vagina. Because we have sex all the time. Me and Justin Bieber. We do it. Constantly. He’s like, addicted to me. At first I was like, “Damn, I can’t believe that you like me, Bieber”, but then I realized that I have so many things to offer him that your average 15 year old ho can’t.  ANYWAY! My fuck buddy’s performing on Saturday Night Live tonight.

Honestly, I have no idea what this kid does except he’s 1) a YouTube star of some sort, 2) the tweens are all about him, 3) he’s got mad shaggy hair. Check out his promo for SNL with tonight’s host Tina Fey. I’ll be tuning in just to find out exactly what this boy is all about. You know, outside of the bedroom.

April 10, 2010 at 10:32 am by Molls

11Matt Damon is Going to Guest Star on 30 Rock

Late last year Tina Fey mentioned in an interview that Matt Damon was one of her top picks for a potential 30 Rock guest spot. Of course upon hearing this, Matt Damon was not only down to grant Tina her wish, he seemed almost desperate to give the collaboration a shot, saying at the time, “I would do [30 Rock] in a heartbeat if they asked me to come on. She should call my people — or even better me. Or I could call her. Let’s make this happen.”

Then today it was announced that it will totally be happening. Amazing! Yes, Matt Damon’s a great dramatic actor, but he’s always brought the laughs. His guest stint on Will & Grace still makes me giggle and he was pretty good natured when Sarah Silverman announced to the world that they were fucking. And he’s hot for days. Per usual, there are no details about what kind of character Matt will play, but the safe bet is that he’ll be another man for Jenna.

The episode will most likely air at the end of the season. Get excited!

March 31, 2010 at 10:25 am by Molls
Filed Under: 30 Rock, Matt Damon, Tina Fey

15Tina Fey is Hot, Thought You Knew

Tina Fey is KILLING IT in this month’s Esquire. Killing it. Of course the interview is funny as hell (On what she thinks Twitter seems like: “a busman’s holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I’ll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I’m old-fashioned that way.” and what she thinks will happen to her level of fame: “[It] will drop back down. I think it’ll recede. In fact, I know it will. That’s life on planet earth. And I’m okay with that. Besides getting tables at restaurants and special treatment at the airport, what else is there?), but she’s also hot. Hotter than usual. Smokin’. The photos are to die for. Check ‘em out.

March 18, 2010 at 10:10 am by Molls
Filed Under: Tina Fey

12The Oscars – The Dresses (Part III)

I happen to adore Elizabeth Banks’ elegant grey dress (above). It should be noted, however, that the opinions expressed in this article and the two previous ones are not necessarily the opinions of Evilbeet.com. Sasha’s take on the gown? “Love Eilzabeth Banks. Haaaate her dress.”
Nicole Richie wore a beaded snuggie that showed off her back tatoos and Jennifer Lopez showed up wrapped in a mattress pad. I wonder if she and Amanda Seyfried had it out backstage; they’re pretty much wearing mirror images of the same roll of two-ply toilet paper.

Sarah Jessica Parker was there, but as usual, I can’t figure out whether she looks gorgeous and glamorous, or like a fashion victim with a hangover.

Also in this group: Tina Fey, Stana Katic, Queen Latifah, Monique, Molly Ringwald, Mariska Hargitay, Jane Seymour, and Super Classy Bitch Helen Mirren.

March 7, 2010 at 8:26 pm by Kelly