The new hip-hop group is called FreeSol, this is their latest single, and it’s been created by Timbaland and, of course, Justin Timberlake.

It’s also kind of mediocre. And honestly, it’s a pure Timbaland/Timbalake hybrid, because the music is straight-up Justin and the lyrical rhymes are straight-up Timbaland. So you’re probably wondering why the two didn’t just get together and hop up in the studio themselves and record the music. And I don’t have an answer for that. I tried a long time ago to fathom the workings of Justin Timberlake’s mind, guys, and it was like looking into the eye of a tornado. Or the brown eye of Kim Kardashian. Both are equally terrifying in their own right, and both are sort of lazy in their paths, yet destructive as hell. Which is where I’m starting to think Justin Timberlake is headed. (To “lazy,” not to “Kim Kardashian’s brown eye” that is.)

Wowwwww.

The above video was posted to Timbaland’s YouTube account last night by the man himself and it’s basically a two minute video of the super producer begging Demi to work with him. He even plays a short sample of the song that he wrote for her to perform with him and it sounds like a complete departure from anything we’ve heard him do in the past, but a really solid teeny bopper pop hit.

Timb says  he came across Demi’s stuff on YouTube and was blown away by her voice and personality and immediately got excited about the idea of working with her. I’m not sure if people just a handful of years younger than me realize this, but Timbaland is THE BEST. He’s responsible for all those practically unparalleled Missy Elliott and Aaliyah jams from back in the day and his own stuff always kills it, too.

The way Jessica Simpson used to freak out over Dolly Parton? That’s what Demi should be doing right now in the rec room of her rehab facility. It’s her career Chirstmas as far as I’m concerned.

Then again, his magic nothing for Michelle Branch.

It was just a few years ago that Timbaland brought Nelly Furtado back from the dead of adult-contemporary radio stations, and it appears that now he’s trying to do the same thing with Michelle Branch.

While I was never much of a Michelle Branch fan (I’m more about that Vanessa Carlton), I’m down to give this a shot. Let’s face it: Timbaland doesn’t even know how to produce a shitty track. I think it would be a greater challenge for him to make a whack song than it would be for him to try and make Michelle Branch popular again, so you know, I’ll give them both that.

What do you think about their new song “Getaway”?

Perez may be nice enough to pull this out of respect for Madge.

I am proud to say that I am fully respect-free.

Timbaland leaked this.

Madonna’s mad.

I’m thrilled.

Enjoy.

Look, guys, I understand we’re all just supposed to hate Nicole Scherzinger for merely existing, and I try my best, I really do, but I’m hooked on this track.

Timbaland can’t go wrong. Even with Nicole.

I cannot tell you how excited I was when I first saw this headline.

Timbaland? On a soap opera?

I’m thinking evil twins. I’m thinking secret babies. I’m thinking slap fights and magic spells and ninja mafia and incest. I am so excited.

But no. He’s just performing on the show.

“This is a new experience for me, I am looking forward to having a great time and sharing my music!” he said in a statement.