I have to admit, I don’t quite understand this:

Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor’s property, FHP reported.

Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released. A Health Central hospital employee said at 2:30 p.m. that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say if Woods had been treated and released.

FHP said the airbags in Woods’ Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.

Police say charges are pending, but that no alcohol was involved. How do you get seriously injured running your Escalade into a fire hydrant at low speeds? Because, like, if I had to go to the hospital every time I accidentally ran my SUV into, ya know, a parking garage wall, I’d just have a regular parking spot at the damn hospital.

Either way, I sincerely hope he’s okay and has a speedy recovery. Just not speedy enough to run into a fire hydrant.

Some people sell their baby exclusives to People. Some sell them to Us Weekly. Others to InTouch.

Tiger Woods … sold them to Golf magazine.

I don’t know if this is because he wanted to be nice to them or because they were actually in a position to offer the most money. I guess in this economy that’s blasted the lower and middle classes but left the upper class in a comparatively safe position, golf magazines are still going strong? I’m open to your thoughts.

Here are some very very adorable pics of Tiger, wife Elin, daughter Sam and their new baby Charlie.

Tiger and his wife, Elin, welcomed a baby boy on Sunday. Their new son’s name is Charlie Axel Woods. Mother and baby are doing well.

It’s the second kiddo for the couple, who already have a daughter named Sam.

Looks like Tiger is trying to sire an entire … golf team?

I’m not sure where to go with that one.

But his hottie wife, Elin, is preggers again, Tiger writes on his website.

“Sam is going to be a big sister,” he says. “Elin and I are proud to announce that we are expecting our second child in late-winter.”

Congrats to the happy family!

Tiger Woods and his beautiful wife, former Swedish model Elin Nordegren, welcomed their first child Sam Alexis Woods last week and now he has put some adorable photos on his website.

Baby Sam is adorable and I’m sure will be best friends with Shiloh and Violet soon enough.

Congrats to the beautiful family! Also how cute are their dogs??