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Terry Richardson

Apparently Lindsay Lohan Slept With Terry Richardson

photo of lindsay lohan and friends terry richardson hooking up pics
Makes sense, now, as to why she’s been the subject of so many of his recent photo shoots. Lindsay gets Terry’s rocks off, has “publicity” coming out of her ears via half-crap picture releases. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do to get that money, yo.

According to Radar Online, though, Terry’s sincerely regretting the entire ordeal, because Lindsay’s apparently one of those crazy sex-stalkers that won’t go away (much like the itch she probably ‘gifted’ him with):

Lindsay Lohan recently enjoyed a steamy night of passion with controversial fashion photographer Terry Richardson and she’s eager for a relationship, but the 46-year-old is “just not interested” RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The troubled 25-year-old actress has had a major crush on Richardson for ages, according to a source, but only managed to hook up with him earlier this year after posing for a steamy photo shoot at the famed Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles.

“Lindsay and Terry have been friends for years,” the source tells RadarOnline.com. “And she’s always had a thing for him. Lindsay thinks he’s really cool and hip and could be great for her career.

“They had a major night of passion after they worked on this photo shoot together and now she’s going all out to get her claws into him. But Terry is just not interested in pursuing a relationship with Lindsay and totally regrets hooking up with her. Lindsay has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him; it’s all pretty unseemly. As Terry said, there’s nothing more unattractive than a desperate woman. It’s a difficult situation though as they move in the same circles and have a lot of mutual friends. He’s trying to work out a way to let her down gently without blowing their friendship.”

Oh ew. Oh gross. Oh balls. And without “blowing their friendship”? Right. Without “disrupting a major drug connection,” is probably more like it, but hey – who’s really counting this crap anymore? Also, is anyone else completely grossed out by this entire thing, or am I just failing to see the appeal in both the middle-aged, pedophile-looking Terry Richardson and the new, cracked-out, post-hot, swollen Lindsay Lohan? Honestly. This has got to be the worst visual since … well, since this. And that’s bad, guys. Real bad.

Dakota Fanning is Terry Richardson’s Latest Victim

photo of dakota fanning wearing terry richardson's glasses pics
Oh girl WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Posing for Terry Richardson? What’s next, buying magic crystals off the street from some shady-looking dude your ex-lesbian lover used to frequent? Making racist comments in public? Showing your vagina? Donning a pink wig?

Last, has anyone ever told you about the uncanny resemblance between you and Eminem? ‘Cause it’s there, sweetie.

Terry Richardson Does Beyonce

'Me and Beyonce,' a photo by Terry Richardson

Photo: 'Beyonce as Me,' a sequel to that last one

Man! Beyoncé looks great! You can’t even tell she’s pregnant!

Anyhoo. Here’s the beautiful and talented Beyoncé Knowles, just chilling out with—oh. Ugh. Terry Richardson? You again? Oh, well.

I don’t love Richardson’s penchant for self-insertion (“Try on my Sexual Predator Spectacles! It’ll be so charming!”), although would-be celebs could sure learn a lot from the photographer’s entrepreneurial sense of “branding.”

What I do love: the face Beyoncé is making. It reminds me of Nicki Minaj doing “The Creep.” (The glasses help.)

P.S. I also love the way Beyoncé is seemingly terrified of putting Terry Richardson’s glasses all the way on her face. Ha ha!