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Taylor Swift Has Cameltoe That Only a Young Man Could Love

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The young man in question being Conor Kennedy, of course, who Taylor has allegedly written—wait for it, wait for it—a nice little song about. The song is called ‘Begin Again’, and it’s totally, totally about Conor Kennedy. From MTV:

Taylor Swift is allowing herself to fall again in her latest Red single, “Begin Again.” The track, which she released in full late Monday night, follows the singer as she meets a new guy who allows her to be the person the other guy didn’t.

She opens the slow-motion country ballad with the lines, “Take a deep breath in the mirror/ He didn’t like it when I wore high heels, but I do/ Turn the lock and put my headphones on/ He always said he didn’t get this song but I do, I do/ Walked in expecting you’d be late but you got here early and you stand and wait/ I walk to you/ You pulled my chair out and helped me in, and you don’t know how nice that is but I do.” During the track, Swift makes reference to their shared love for James Taylor and how shy her new guy is. The chorus sums up the sappy, we’re-just-falling-for-each-other sentiment of the track: “And you throw your head back laughing like a little kid/ I think it’s strange that you think I’m funny ’cause he never did/ I’ve been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break, and burn, and end/ But on a Wednesday, in a café, I watched it begin again.”

While it’s hard to gauge whom the song might be about, she does make reference to this guy’s strong ties to his family, perhaps giving some clues. “And we walk down the block to my car and I almost brought him up,” she sings later on. “But you start to talk about the movies that your family watches every single Christmas/ And I will talk about that for the first time/ What’s past is past.”

The thing is, though, what’s past is never past, and nuances from all of her other, previous relationships like that with Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhaal, are sure to creep on in and destroy the heart of an innocent young man who loves him some cameltoe.

Taylor Swift Writes Love Notes for Her Kennedy, Takes Him for Ice Cream

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From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:

They couldn’t even wait for fall break! Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, 18, had only been back at his boarding school for a week when he got a visit from the singer. Why so soon? Swift, fresh off promoting her album in Canada and Brazil, “is obsessed with Conor,” a source tells Hot Stuff of the star, 22. “She writes him love notes!”

The pair skipped the dining hall on Sept. 14th for Taylor’s Tavern & Restaurant, a favorite student date spot in the adjacent Greenfield. The following day, they went antiquing, hit the Lady Killigrew café and then capped off their G-rated weekend with an 11:30 PM stop at Friendly’s.

“It was so late that they were the only costumers,” says a source at the eatery, where each ordered a sundae (a Happy Ending for her, the Forbidden Fudge Brownie for him). “They sat on the same side of the booth!”

We heard about the antiquing bit earlier this week, but doesn’t this new information just round it out so nicely? Like, of course she writes him love notes, just like she doodles “Mrs. Taylor Kennedy” all over everything and just like she plays MASH with all her friends, but the only boy she’ll ever write down is Conor. Not to be dramatic, you guys, but gag me with a spoon. Gag me with a spoon real hard.

In related news, I think I finally figured out why I have such a passionate dislike for Taylor Swift. It’s because, in a lot of ways, she reminds me a lot of myself. I like to wear adorable dresses and poofy skirts all the time, and I collect antique teddy bears and make videos of my cats, and my boyfriend and I sit on the same side of the booth. And can I tell you something kind of nauseating? We rarely, rarely call each other by our names. Because we call each other “soulmate.” But for real. If we’re at the grocery store, it’s “hey, soulmate, do we need to get carrots for the guinea pigs?” and if we’re having an argument, it’s “soulmate, the hamper is right here, so why are your dirty socks on the floor two feet away from it?” So yeah, I can sort of identify with Taylor, on some level.

But Taylor takes cutesy to a dirty place. She uses it to manipulate dudes into falling for her so she can write bad songs about them, and she puts on a front like she’s completely incapable of acting like an adult, which is just weird. It’s pajama parties and ice cream dates all the time, and it’s a sham, and me and my cat videos find it personally offensive.

But hey, at least Conor got a fudge brownie sundae out of the deal. That counts for something, doesn’t it?

Taylor Swift Took Her Kennedy Antiquing Last Weekend

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Poor, poor Taylor Swift. I’ve been worrying about her ever since her boyfriend started his senior year of high school a couple of weeks ago. All I’ve been able to do is just keep her in my thoughts and hope that she’s able to make it to homecoming, and I feel so powerless.

But there’s been no reason to fret, because just this past weekend, Taylor was able to take some time to head to Massachusetts, where she took little Conor Kennedy antiquing!

From People:

As summer winds down, Taylor Swift’s work schedule is revving up. And while her new love Conor Kennedy has already gone back to school, the couple, whose romance heated up over the summer, did not stay apart for long.

On Saturday, Swift, 22, and Kennedy, 18, headed for the intimately lit Taylor’s Tavern & Restaurant in Greenfield, Mass., a quaint New England town only a few miles from Kennedy’s prep school in Deerfield.

“They were very happy and very polite,” says a source. “She was very sweet.”

The young duo, who have spent a lot of time together in the past few months, enjoyed a warm, sunny weekend in a scenic part of Massachusetts dotted with farm stands and country stores. Kennedy and Swift also indulged in a classic country pastime, antiquing.

Paying a visit to Deerfield’s Old Station Antiques on Saturday, they browsed together in the store not far from Kennedy’s dorm, according to a source.

On Sunday, Swift once again had to say goodbye. She left late in the afternoon – as Kennedy presumably prepared for Monday morning classes.

OMG, do you think she helped him with his homework? Do you think she’s secretly really good at chemistry or calculus or something like that? Nah, she probably just sits on his floor and plays with her hair and keeps saying “math is hard, ha ha,” over and over again.

Taylor Swift’s Little Boyfriend is Going Back to School, Taylor Predictably Cries

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OK, well I don’t know if she’s actually crying over it, but I wouldn’t put it past her, hell no.

From People:

Is Conor Kennedy just one of Taylor Swift’s boys of summer?

The PDA-loving pair seemed attached at the hip in recent weeks, but with Swift, 22, facing a grueling work schedule, and Kennedy, 18, back to his East Coast high school, the two are being forced to live their lives apart.

On Thursday, the country singer appeared on MTV’s Video Music Awards in L.A., where she performed her latest single, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” live for the first time. Meanwhile, her beau was having dinner at his boarding school, Deerfield Academy, according to a source.

Can I tell you that this Deerfield Academy place is a “college preparatory school”? Which means that Conor, Taylor’s mini-beau, is still in high school. And what’s hotter than that? I’ll tell you what’s hotter than that—it’s being called “one of Taylor Swift‘s boys of summer,” because it’s way, way more than just that. Oh yes. If Taylor has her way, Conor will be “one of Taylor Swift’s boys of FOREVER,” and let’s be honest: there’s nothing more attractive than requited, obsessive love.

Who Is Taylor Swift’s New Song About?

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Oh, of course. Of course Taylor Swift‘s shitty new song would be about Jake Gyllenhaal. Who, if you’ll please remember, she dated two years ago for about a month. I can’t even believe this girl sometimes.

From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:

Taylor Swift is never, ever, ever getting back together with . . . Jake Gyllenhaal. Sources tell Hot Stuff the singer’s latest hit is influenced by her 2010 fling with the actor, 31.

“It’s definitely about Jake,” an insider says. In “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” she sings about an ex who comes back to say, “Baby, I miss you and I swear I’m gonna change.”

(Gyllenhaal flew to Nashville three weeks after their split to attempt a reunion.)

Swift has been dropping hints too: The song’s video features an actor who resembles Gyllenhaal, and in a promo clip for the September 6 MTV Video Music Awards, she jokes about the hit with host Kevin Hart, who pastes his own face on a photo of the then-couple.

Despite her past dramas, Swift, 22, is pushing forward with new love Conor Kennedy, 18. She’s even lining up promotion for her CD Red (out October 22) with the Deerfield Academy senior’s schedule. Adds the insider, “She’s working around his school holidays!”

There are a few other signs too: at the end of the video, Taylor’s boyfriend is wearing a blue vest, AND JAKE OWNS ONE TOO. Taylor also wears a gold bracelet in the video, and – you guessed it – Jake gave her one just like it. As if we needed more proof, you know that pivotal scene in the video where the guy gives Taylor his scarf? Jake did that too. That photo up at the very top? If you look closely, you can see that Taylor is wearing a striped scarf. And you guys. That’s Jake’s scarf.

Here’s that embarrassing music video for you to analyze, in case you missed it the first time around:

And here’s the VMA promo:

Yeah, I’ll buy it. Poor Jake Gyllenhaal.

Taylor Swift Is Already A Kennedy, Says A Kennedy

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From TMZ:

Taylor Swift has ALREADY been accepted as a member of the Kennedy family … so says former U.S. Representative Patrick Kennedy … who tells TMZ the family is THRILLED she’s dating Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s son.

TMZ was out in Charlotte, North Carolina yesterday when we ran into Rep. Kennedy … and asked him how he felt about 18-year-old Conor Kennedy’s blossoming relationship with the 22-year-old singer.

“We love Taylor Swift … she’s been a great friend and we’re happy for Conor.”

Kennedy continued, “If she wants to be in the family, she’s already a part of it.”

Taylor and Conor have been virtually inseparable for the past couple of months … with Taylor even accompanying Kennedy to visit his mother’s grave after she passed away back in May.

I’m so glad that Patrick here said this about Tay Tay! For one, it means that at least a few members of the Kennedy family still like her, which means that she still has a very good shot of fulfilling her lifelong dream of creeping and stalking her way into the Kennedy family. And for two, it means that Taylor has a really, really great quote to put in her Kennedy scrapbook, and this will also give her an extra reason to smile when she spends all her spare time doodling hearts and more different hearts and practices different ways of writing “Mrs. Taylor Kennedy.” Everybody wins!

BREAKING: Taylor Swift Is “Obsessed” with The Kennedys

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From Us Weekly:

For years, Taylor Swift has harbored a not-so-secret infatuation with her new boyfriend Conor Kennedy’s iconic family. “She’s obsessed with the family,” a pal tells Us Weekly. One insider adds that Conor’s cousin Ted Kennedy Jr. even calls the country crooner a “Kennedy groupie!”

The 22-year-old “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” singer first grew enamored while watching the 2011 miniseries The Kennedys, then began collecting memorabilia for her Nashville and Beverly Hills pads and boning up on the clan’s history.

“I just read a 900-page book called The Kennedy Women,” she raved to Rolling Stone last summer. Months later, Rory Kennedy reached out to Swift for concert tickets, and Swift turned up at January’s Sundance Film Festival to catch a screening of Ethel, Rory’s HBO documentary about her mom (and Conor’s grandmother).

Her persistence paid off.

Rory invited Swift to visit the family’s compound for 4th of July weekend, where she met Conor, 18. “She’s a great friend of all of ours,” says Rory. “She’s awesome, and we love her.”

Sources close to Swift tell Us that she’s already fallen hard for Conor, despite their extremely brief courtship. “She’s head over heels,” one insider told Us recently of the country cutie. “[Conor's] a smart, sensitive guy.”

“She says it’s a fantasy come true,” the source adds. “[Taylor] is very smitten.”

Really, this isn’t anything that we didn’t already know, but isn’t it just so creepy to hear all the details? Here, I’ll condense it even further for you: Taylor watched the miniseries about the Kennedys, collects Kennedy memorabilia, and reads books about the Kennedys. Wouldn’t that creep you out? I mean, if you were Conor, or any close member of the family. I might have said this before (I’ve definitely thought it before), but if Taylor was a dude, she would be getting so much flack for this. And she really should.

And just think, poor Conor is barely 18 years old, and he’s still in high school. His mother killed herself in May. He must be going through a lot, and then creepy ol’ Taylor Swift swoops in because she has some weird fetish for his family and lets him touch her boob and now he’s so in love. And that’s shady.

But here, I’ll leave it up to you guys …

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