This is the second time this weekend we’ve seen little Suri with her parents in NYC. Next thing you know, she’s gonna be enrolled at the Lycee Francais. Bottle and all. Oh...
The adorable couple is still tearing up Paris, while Tom films in Berlin.
What happened to Katie’s knee?? That looks like it hurts! She wasn’t sporting that cut in... The race to pimp out celebrity babies has been won.
Suri Cruise has just been signed as the new face of Baby Gap.
Shiloh is pissed. I wonder what Xenu would say. Wait, is Xenu the bad guy or the good guy? I get so confused. Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab and on the loose. And everyone knows the next-best thing to some Grey Goose cocktail is some Ryan Phillippe … um .. you know. [A Socialite’s... Tom Cruise and Kate Cruise (apparently that’s what we’re supposed to call her now, as the last shreds of her adorable, likable Joey Potter-ness have at last been phased out) are... I can think of a lot of gifts I would have given Tom and Katie had they invited me to the wedding.
A golden scepterDiamond encrusted cubic zirconiumMultiple Maseratis.
But you know what I... Yup, the Spiderman 3 trailer leaked. Enjoy. [Derek Hail]
TomKat and Suri the Fake Baby (looking fake as can be), arrive in Rome for the contractually mandated wedding of the century... People in this country seem to think it would be a good thing if Lindsay Lohan moved to London. Such thinking belies a tacit ignorance of the economic underpinnings of our nation. A drastic... From Moby’s blog. I’ve noted the spelling errors. I post this mostly because I agree, and because it echoes almost eerily the sentiments I expressed when Brad and Angelina stuck... Today’s mostly Asian-Baby-Called-Suri-Cruise Day on the internets, but if you’re now suitably bored and disturbed reading the TomKat PR script optioned by Vanity Fair, here are... Orlando Bloom decides he can’t see Kate Bosworth anymore. No, really, he can’t actually see her anymore.
It’s official: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes found a baby to adopt...
Suri The Fake Baby
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Where Can I Return This?
Let’s Link this Through
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