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3Stars Without Makeup: AnnaLynne McCord

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The caption to this photo—which was posted on AnnaLynne‘s Twitter account:

I woke up this morning and decided I’m over Hollywood’s perfection requirement. To all my girls(and boys) who have ever been embarrassed by their skin! I salute you! I’m not perfect – and that’s okay with me!

Can I tell you how much I love this? Because I do. When I heard that AnnaLynne decided to do this, I was all like “Ugh, this bitch is going to pretend that she’s not wearing any makeup but you just know that she’s going to have that primer foundation on with a light dusting of pearlescent powder and the only makeup she’s not wearing is eye makeup and lipstick and why the f-ck is she even going to bother” and guys! I was wrong!

I’m completely behind AnnaLynne for what she did here, and not only is she pretty, it’s one of those circumstances where she looks way, way better like this than she ever could with all of her shellacked-on war paint, looking like this:

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May 4, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah

3Stars Without Makeup: Gwyneth Paltrow

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Ugh, man, I’m going to totally hate myself for saying this, but isn’t Gwyneth Paltrow cute without makeup? I know that’s probably precisely what she wants to hear from us (the commoners), and she’s probably going to ride this high horse for the next six years—at least—but I had to say it. I’m sorry. Sometimes I just can’t lie when it comes to certain celebrities, and though it’s unfortunate that it’s all about Gwyneth Paltrow this time, I couldn’t do it now, either.

This is Gwyneth, no makeup, running errands in the rain while in London. And it’s apparent—personal feelings aside—that girlfriend is even striking when she doesn’t have a full face of powder and contouring paste and fake eyelashes on.

How do all you guys feel about girlfriend? Is she a self-righteous twat little flower no matter what she looks like? Or should we cut her some slack and say, “Hey. Maybe she’s not as miserably self-involved as she comes off”?

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May 2, 2012 at 4:30 am by Sarah

6Stars Without Makeup: Mila Kunis

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You know who’s supposedly not dating Ashton Kutcher? This girl. Mila Kunis. Yeah, after their “day-long” date the other day, sources are saying that Ashton’s forcing Mila to make statements with words like “friends for years,” and “casual friends,” and “dinner with friends.” Because why? I don’t know. I really don’t. Ashton can look no better (and no worse) in the public eye than he already does, so why bother with the damage control, you know?

Anyway, this is Mila Kunis sans fards. No makeup. And she looks pretty good, right? Makes you kind of wonder why some celebrities even really bother with the fanfare of getting all glitzed up and glammed out to go to the damned grocery store, when you have gals like this who are completely content and confident in who they are and how they look that they appear like this out in public. I give girlfriend credit, because she’s easily been one of the most sought-after chicks in Hollywood over the past year or so, and it apparently hasn’t gone to her head.

I guess the only advice I have for Mila is just don’t mess around with Ashton, girl. I’m sure it happened on the set of That 70′s Show, but it was like you were an entirely different girl back then. You’ve grown, and so has your career. Don’t go intermingling with douchebags that’ll only bring you down, OK?

April 19, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

21Stars Without Makeup: Ashley Tisdale

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Hey, guys, look: it’s Ashley Tisdale, and she’s not wearing any makeup. :X

See, it’s these kinds of photos make me so happy. Gleeful, even. And you know why? Not because of that “without all the makeup, celebrities are just like us BS” excuse, even though it’s true—but because if you have the right stylists and makeup artists and wardrobe specialists, we could all be f-cking Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry. I mean, have you seen those women without their faces on? Yeah, because for the most part, they look just like anyone else off the street, and so does Ashley. Honestly. If she walked down my street looking like this, I probably wouldn’t even bat an eye. I might even throw a few ones at her, because she sort of looks like my papergirl, and I’d WHIP them instead of being all thoughtful and nice and tucking them underneath the welcome mat like a nice lady would because she’s a real big bitch who pelts my paper at my front door like she’s trying to break it down.

Actually, I guess you kind of suck in your own special way, Ashley Tisdale, and now? Well, now I may never like you.

April 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

2Stars Without Makeup: Jessica Biel at the Airport

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Look! It’s Jessica Biel, sans both Justin Timberlake and makeup, and she’s looking pretty fine, if you ask me. And did you hear! She and Timberlake are planning a summer wedding, now, isn’t that sweet (and by “she and Timberlake,” I most definitely mean “she and her entourage of love-enablers”). People reports that Jessica and Justin are happily betrothed, and the wedding will probably go down as Hollywood wedding history. Like Emily told you earlier in the month, the wedding’s going to be a summer fling:

“Justin and Jessica are planning a big [summer] wedding,” a source close to the pair tells PEOPLE. “Jessica initially wanted a smaller, more intimate wedding, but Justin from the beginning wanted a big wedding and that’s what they have decided on.”

According to the source, Timberlake, 31, and Biel, 30 – who’ve recently been spending time together in Atlanta where he’s shooting Trouble with the Curve – have decided they want to “include all their friends” in the celebration, says the source.

Biel, who was seen sporting her engagement ring last month, has yet to decide on her dress, the source notes, but the actress is “very involved” in planning the ceremony.

As for the groom, the source says: “Justin has promised her the best day ever.”

Of COURSE she’s “very involved” in planning the ceremony—she’s been working toward this for almost a f-cking decade! As for Justin promising her it’s going to be the best day ever, well. That’s not exactly a hard promise to keep, considering the fact that girlfriend’s been WORKING TOWARD THIS FOR ALMOST A F-CKING DECADE.

In case you forgot what the rock that Justin got girlfriend looked like, here’s another photo:

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My oh my, we are in for a treat, aren’t we?

April 12, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

1Stars Without Makeup: Vanessa Minnillo is Pregnant, Eating Popcorn, I Guess

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OK, so I’m not going to rip apart a non-makeuped pregnant lady for eating in bed, because why bother? I remember being pregnant, you know, and I also ate much more bizarre things in bed than popcorn. I gorged on spaghetti … sausage and peppers. I have stains on my mattress that may never come out.

So, no. No mockery here. Mockery-free, guys. But I am going to ask (in my customary questionable way), what the F-CK has Vanessa Minnillo done with her eyebrows? I mean, did she up and eat those, too? Why in God’s name would you tweeze your eyebrows so thin? Does she not realize that we’re not in 1999 anymore? Or that there are other methods of manicuring your facial hair other than using a single-blade bic?

I was torn between calling this post “Love It or Leave It” and “Stars Without Makeup,” but I probably should have just thought a little harder and combined the two, calling it “Stars Without Eyebrows and Where They Left Them.”

April 2, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
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