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Stacy Ferguson

Fergie’s Gonna Knock a Bitch Out

… Either that or cry on them.  I’d take the lesser of two evils, but I’m not quite sure which one that’d be.

Fergalicious speaks to Elle in the new May issue regarding the public’s reaction to her mug and claims that it’s totally hurtful when people call her “fugly”:

“It has hurt me in the past when people say things like how ‘fugly’ I am or how horrible I look. I’ve had to learn not to give it such a high priority in life.   Look, when you’re trying to juggle all of this in your life, sometimes you’re not going to look perfect. I don’t have time to get a facial every couple of days.”

Yeah, I don’t think I’d be digging it too much, either, if I was constantly barraged with quips like “Fuggie-Fug” myself —  but this girl’s a celebrity, so she’s kind of under a hell of a lot more scrutiny than I, a lowly internet blogger, could ever be.

Don’t worry, Ferg.  I still think you’re beautiful even if you do you piss your pants on stage.  With you, we get a package deal and as far as I’m concerned, it’s a lovely gift.

So, for all you haters out there … lay off the Ferg.  She’s sensitive, don’t you know.