Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Spencer Pratt

Heidi and Spencer Tie the Knot

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have “eloped” in Mexico, if by “eloped” you mean “meticulously photographed every moment for the eventual sale of the photos to...

Today In Genius

“Like I’ve always said: Heidi’s hair and makeup people are some of my favorite homosexuals on the planet, and if they want to marry each other, I’m not about to be...

These Two Are Still Around?

Hey remember how Britney Spears did a couple of episodes of How I Met Your Mother and everyone was like “That’s stunt casting! This is a ridiculous ratings ploy!” and the...

LC’s Gonna LOVE This!

While Lauren Conrad was debuting her new fashion line in LA yesterday, her frenemy Audrina Patridge was getting friendly with LC’s longtime arch-nemesis, Spencer Pratt, at the grand...

The Ring is Back!

Heidi and Spencer showed up at the premiere of Cloverfield, looking very much the couple, and a certain ring is back on Heidi’s finger. Is this a publicity stunt???

Heidi & Spencer’s Fake Wedding is...

Good. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT, HEIDI AND SPENCER!!!! JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS IS PREGNANT. You don’t matter today, Heidi, or ever. Says Montag,”We’re just going back...