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Sonia Sotomayor

Well Look Who’s a Senator!

Comedian Al Franken FINALLY won his battle for the Minnesota senate seat, and he’s now been a senator for all of five days. He made his big debut today at the confirmation hearing for SCOTUS judge Sonia Sotomayor … by making stupid jokes about Perry Mason. I hope he gets a whole lot funnier in the coming months — I was expecting better, yo!