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Siri Pinter

And More Babies!

The vags are a-poppin’ lately. Up now: Carson Daly, whose vagina excreted a healthy baby boy, named Jackson James Daly, on Sunday night. Oh, wait, I’m just now getting word that Carson Daly’s vagina has a penis coming out of it and is therefore not equipped for childbirth. The baby was actually borne by his longtime girlfriend...

Carson Daly Knocked Up His Girlfriend

So this dude you used to care about, Carson Daly, got his girlfriend pregnant. Her name is Siri Pinter, and the girl got smart and pulled everything about herself off the Internet before news hit. She used to run a blog, siripinter.blogspot.com, but it’s down now. Her profile’s been pulled off Facebook. This is the only pic I could...