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Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf’s Recent Shenanigans Were Just “Performance Art”

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Shia LaBeouf, World’s Greatest Douchebag, has a new defense for why he’s taken his dickishness to the next level lately: it’s just performance art, baby. He’s not really a plagiarizing, headbutting drunkard with a serious need for attention and a lack of accountability for his actions! No, of course not! He’s just being an ARTIST!

He explained this in a series of posts on Twitter, but later deleted them. Luckily, Gossip Cop has the scoop and saved the images he posted on his account:

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This is apparently what retiring from the public eye looks like. This dude needs some serious therapy, stat – he’s going off the deep end. Also, I don’t think he really knows what “performance a#RT” is all about, from the looks of things…

Shia LaBeouf Is Sorry for Headbutting, Is “Just a Regular Guy”

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Shia LaBeouf seems to get the devil in him every time he heads to London, as he’s always getting violent after he’s had a few drinks. After an altercation with a patron at the Hobgoblin pub in New Cross in 2012, he headed back there this past week and ended up headbutting someone. Sure, Shia LaBeouf is a giant dickhead, but he’s also just a “regular guy” who wants to “make peace” and “not shit on anybody”… or so he says in a video obtained by TMZ of his “apology”.

I don’t know what to say besides the fact that Shia needs to lay off the booze, as it makes him even more of an asshole than he is when sober. Like, seriously not a good look, dude.

In case you missed the head-butting the first time around, I don’t want you to feel left out, so here you go:

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Shia LaBeouf is Retiring from Public Life

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Well, it’s Friday, and while the impending weekend is enough to keep our spirits lifted, we’ve got something else for you: Shia LaBeouf has announced that he’s retiring from all aspects of public life due to people “attacking” his “artistic integrity” (translation: calling his ass out for being a plagiarizing dickhead).

Shia announced the news on his Twitter page earlier this morning, which was rather unfair, really, as I think we all would have liked to celebrate properly but most of us were sleeping. Hmph! Here’s how he put it:


Right, so how much is this bullshit for publicity? And more importantly, how long do we think this is going to last? My guess is a few weeks at most. It’s also hilarious that he’s retiring from public life, but made this announcement ON TWITTER, which is public. Is he going to delete his account?

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