Can we just start a collective “you go, girl”? Because Shia LaBeouf‘s ex deserves it. Can you even imagine what it would be like to date him? So gross. And they were together for two whole years, which blows my mind because I think I would break up with him about three seconds after I figured out I was dating Shia LaBeouf. So let’s give her a hand for putting her foot down and saying “Shia LaBeouf, you are a complete jackass and we shall be involved no more.”
Actually, I’m just making most of that up, I have no idea what really happened. All I know for sure is that Shia and his girlfriend, Karolyn Pho, are no longer together. I don’t know who broke up with who, but it apparently happened “a while ago,” and Shia was seen with another lady over the weekend.
But really, I think I’m right. We knew that Karolyn was getting annoyed with Shia and all his stupid bullshit and his status as a Very Important Actor, and I’m just filling in the blanks with guesses that she got fed up with his desire to do porn and build weird farms. And if I’m completely wrong and Shia was the one who ended the relationship, then … I can’t be wrong. Why would any woman stay with Shia LaBeouf in 2012?
November 27, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Emily
In the wake of his latest bar fight, scrappy actor Shia LaBeouf believes he’s being unfairly targeted whenever he goes out, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
The 26-year-old Lawless star, who got into a scuffle with patrons in a London pub over the weekend, feels his star factor is what gets him into trouble.
This isn’t Shia’s first bar fight, and he thinks he gets picked on just because he’s famous!
“Shia swears blind that he doesn’t court trouble, but it seems to follow him wherever he goes,” a source told RadarOnline.com.
“This time, it wasn’t his fault. He lost his temper after someone took his baseball cap and told the guy who took it how he felt! But, it’s this sort of juvenile act that can ignite his short fuse and Shia believes he is picked on by people simply because of his fame. As a celebrity he stands out of the crowd and is an easy target for pranksters. He feels he gets victimized for who he is and says that people often try to start a fight with him just for fun. He only wants to have a little downtime after a hard day of filming and wants to be treated with a little bit of respect.”
Shia spent several hours signing autographs for fans at the Hobgoblin pub in New Cross, South London when things turned sour.
A merry student decided to pull Shia’s baseball cap from his head and refused to give it back, prompting the Transformers hot-head to lose his temper and confront the man.
After a fight broke out, Shia left in a taxi with his Nymphomaniac co-star Mia Goth.
I was confused about this at first, because this story doesn’t make it clear if Shia LaBeouf confronted this guy with his words or with his fists. I could totally understand if he just told the guy off, because it pisses me off when people do juvenile things like this and keep it up for way too long, but according to other reports, things did get physical. And that makes Shia a douchebag.
It’s a hat. It’s just a hat. It’s someone being an annoying immature asshole. It’s not worth getting that worked up about, you know?
But my favorite thing about this story is the “aww, poor Shia, everybody makes his life so hard” angle. He gets “victimized” for being a rich and famous movie star. People pick on him all the time. It’s not his fault that he physically fought someone over a hat. Leave him alone, he has a hard life. Please.
November 13, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily
“Me and my girlfriend are getting ready to build an aquaponics farm up in Cambria. Aquaponics is the future, dude. Aquaculture is the study of fish, and then hydroponics is the study of plants growing without soil. So when you marry those two things you wind up with an ecosystem. Say you get a big tankful of 12 catfish and on top of it you put a floaty device that has holes in it. And you take a cup and poke a hole in that cup and put a seed in that cup and put it on top of that water. That will give you fruit forever and fish forever. You never have to change the water. It’s amazing and it’s not seasonal, so say you’re growing cucumbers in a warehouse in the winter, that’s money!”
No really, that’s all. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with what Shia’s saying here, and if wants to build some farm, then good on him. It’s just such a very Shia LaBeouf thing to say, and it made me laugh. That’s all. Like Shia and his girlfriend (who, as we all know, should totally be Kristen Stewart) are just going to build this farm and then hang out on a futon and get high and watch the fish. And then try to get the fish high. And then try to get the plants high.
September 26, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
“Carey is not just an actress, she is a great human being, a sweet girl and super intelligent. Our thing came down to not having compatible work/lifestyles. We were always travelling, and had sensibility differences that weren’t conducive to living with one another. I’m harder on myself and my surroundings than she is, and we had a culture shock in terms of meeting her parents and vice versa. Sensibilities, cultures, histories. There were differences, that’s all.
“She’s happy as hell right now, and we wouldn’t have been able to make it like that. She was chasing marriage, family, kids more than I was. I’m not opposed to marriage. I just think I’m quite young. I come from divorce. I’m only doing marriage once. It’s not a game for me. I’m not a religious person, but I have ethics.”
Is it just my own personal frustrations, or is this kind of thing sort of infuriating? Shia and Carey dated for about a year, and they broke up two years ago. He’s dating another poor woman, and she’s married to the guy from Mumford and Sons. So why is he even discussing this in the first place, let alone discussing it so thoroughly?
This is the same kind of thing as when he told everyone that he slept with Megan Fox. He’s like that person that you break up with, but afterwards he keeps talking about you on Facebook and Twitter and his personal blog, and he keeps discussing intimate details about your relationship to everyone you’ve ever met, and a lot of the things he says aren’t even remotely true, but you just forget about it and move on with your life, and you get into new relationships that are actually healthy, but he still won’t stop talking about you, like after months and months he just won’t stop talking about you. STOP TALKING ABOUT ME. Uh, her. Stop talking about her. Shia. God.
September 5, 2012 at 6:30 am by Emily
Wouldn’t you be pissed if you were Shia LaBeouf‘s girlfriend? Pissed at Shia for being such a douchebag, pissed at yourself for making such questionable choices, pissed at the world for putting you in this position. It would be an unpleasant situation in many ways, for sure. But no, this time, Shia’s girlfriend has a pretty specific reason for being angry. It’s because Shia wants to have sex with other people. You know, for Art.
Despite putting on a brave face at the Lawless premiere last week, Shia LaBeouf’s “method” acting is destroying his relationship with girlfriend Karolyn Pho, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
The 26-year-old actor’s volatile romance with the up-and-coming designer hit the skids after the complex actor agreed to star in Nymphomaniac, the controversial movie by daring Danish filmmaker Lars von Trier. Shia has confirmed that he is expected to perform a real sex scene in the flick with one of his co-stars and Karolyn isn’t happy with it.
“They’ve been on the rocks ever since Shia agreed to star in Nymphomaniac,” a source close to the couple revealed. “Karolyn gets that Shia likes to go method and appreciates his artistic integrity. However, she thinks performing a real sex scene in a movie is going too far. It’s difficult for her to understand why it can’t be simulated – just like in other films. She wants him to do the film, because Shia was desperate to work with Lars – he’s such a hero of his. And she doesn’t mind if he strips off completely – she had no qualms about the Sigur Ros music video. But Karolyn doesn’t want him having sex with somebody else – simple. She’s begged Shia to ask Lars if it’s possible to make the scenes appear real, rather than shoot them real,” the source revealed.
Oh, please. Shia LaBeouf is not a “complex” actor. He’s the kid from Even Stevens and Holes who went on to be the guy from Transformers. If he’s made enough money to focus on the projects that he wants to do, or if he’s going through some phase where he wants to seem really edgy or whatever, then good for him. But let’s not pretend that Shia is a Very Serious Actor with Artistic Integrity who needs to be left alone about his Craft.
But I think it goes without saying that I’m on the girlfriend’s side here. Unless you have some sort of prior agreement, or sometimes even if you do, it’s not ridiculous to be upset when your significant other announces that he’s going to have sex with someone who isn’t you. I don’t care if it’s Art (it’s not), girlfriend has a right to be upset, both with Shia and with herself for falling for Louis Stevens. I mean, honestly.
August 29, 2012 at 7:30 am by Emily
Question: is there a difference between doing a straight up porno, something with a ridiculous title like Moulin Splooge or H.R. Muff N’ Stuff or My Brown Eye, Not the Winker, The Stinker with established porn stars and the whole deal, and doing a more “legitimate” movie with a well-known director where Hollywood actors actually have sex on film? I’m just wondering, because Shia LaBeouf is doing one of those things, and it sounds a little shady to me.
See, Shia is doing a filmed called Nymphomania with controversial director Lars von Trier. The movie also stars Nicole Kidman, Stellan Skarsgård, and Willem Dafoe. And they’re going to have sex.
The “Melancholia” director’s next film is said to follow a woman throughout her sexual life. What gives “Nymphomaniac” that signature von Trier spin of controversy is that the Danish director plans to make two versions of his film, one less explicit than the other. Early talk even suggested that the hard-core version would include unsimulated sex scenes.
LaBeouf joining the cast seemed to imply that he too would participate in the explicit scenes, and he confirmed that he is willing to go as far as von Trier asks.
LaBeouf told MTV News that he knows what he’s getting into with “Nymphomaniac.” “[Von Trier] is very dangerous,” he said. “He’s the most dangerous dude that I’ve ever showed up for. I’m terrified. I’m so terrified, which is why I have to go. We’ll see what happens.”
But how far will LaBeouf and von Trier go with “Nymphomaniac”? “[The movie] is what you think it is,” LaBeouf said. “It is Lars von Trier, making a movie about what he’s making. For instance, there’s a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we’re doing it for real. Everything that is illegal, we’ll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.”
“Nymphomaniac” won’t be the first movie to show actual sex onscreen. “Intimacy” from director Patrice Chéreau famously went there in 2001, but LaBeouf said von Trier’s movie will be different, adding that he and the rest of the cast are prepared for anything. “Whatever is asked. I think we all are,” he said. “I’ve seen ‘Intimacy.’ [Von Trier is] talking about something different. … It’s going to be a wild movie.”
Yeah, this grosses me out. There’s a way to be an edgy actor without, you know, actually having sex on camera. And if you want to have sex on camera, knock yourself out, but don’t play like you’re this big dedicated genius of an actor just because you do a literal sex scene.
Also, is the world really ready to see Shia LaBeouf’s penis again?