Oct 19, 2010 at 09:09 am by Sarah

photo of shenae grimes 90210 in a bikini pictures

Shenae Grimes. You know her from the crappy 90210 reboot. And yup, before you go on ahead and start biting my head off for saying that this generation’s 90210 frankly SUCKS, allow me to inform you that I not only survived — and remembered wholly — the original 90210, but I was somewhat of a fiending addict.

Anyway, Shenae was photographed in Hawaii (not filming, just chilling) in this odd getup of a bathing suit. And by it, I am confused. Are they granny panties? Spanx? Is it … oh lord have mercy … a girdle? And the gold lamé top? Might be alright if it didn’t squish and flatten her boobs into sloppy oblivion.

The hair’s cute, I appreciate a woman who can lounge by the beach or pool sans makeup and jewelry (and what the fuck — aside from stupidity, that is — is that shit anyway?), and the girl’s got a cute little bod, but the suit? Don’t even get me started.

Dec 15, 2008 at 11:22 pm by Evil Beet

Hint: Your guesses should use “lines” as the unit of measurement.