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Sharon Osbourne slit her wrist to prove her love for Ozzy

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Today in “…” news of the day, Sharon Osbourne has revealed that she once slit her wrists in order to prove her love for husband Ozzy Osbourne. I guess ratings were low, because she actually decided to tell this story on The Talk as part of the show’s Secret Week theme. Girl, some secrets are better never being told (via US Weekly):

“I’ve never discussed it out of embarrassment of how stupid I was at the time to do such a thing to myself,” Sharon said. “I was 27, I was just going out with Ozzy at the time…and when we first got together, we would drink a lot together,” she started out. “We had a session of partying…and it’s about 4 in the morning and he says to me, ‘How much do you really love me?’…And I’m saying, ‘I’d do anything for you, anything, I absolutely adore you…I’d give my life for you.’”
The redheaded 61-year-old then went on to admit she physically hurt herself in a dramatic attempt to prove her love.

“I’m like, ‘I’ll show you how much I love you, I’d die for you’…so I went to a room service table…and there was a steak knife,” she said. “I get the knife and I’m like, ‘I love you so much’ and slash, slash, slash on my wrist.’”

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug, I guess? I know people do stupid shit when they’re drunk, but that sounds to me a lot like narcotic-fuelled mania. I’m glad she realizes now how stupid she was, but why even share that story?

In any case, clearly even slitting your wrist with a steak knife doesn’t mean your love is eternal – these two have had their fair share of problems (though they are still hanging on by a thread, for whatever that’s worth).

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Ozzy Osbourne Didn’t Take Too Well to Marriage Counseling

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Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have had their share of marriage troubles, but seeking out the help of a counselor did nothing to help their relationship, apparently, as Ozzy just got pissed off and became uncooperative. Wow, that’s super hard to believe! Can’t see that at all!

Here’s how Sharon explained it to Hello:

“It was something we’d never tried before. But actually, it just made Ozzy angry.

“We gave it a go, but it wasn’t for us. What we’ve done we’ve done together and with the help of our family.”
Well… isn’t that kinda part of the problem? If counseling makes him angry, maybe he needs to work through why the hell that’s the case rather than you just abandoning the whole thing because of it. Sure, therapy doesn’t work for everyone, but if you’ve got legitimate issues and want to be committed to making a relationship work, you probably need to do something about it.

But what do I know? These two have been married for almost 32 years, so they must be doing something right (or they just never see each other and Sharon leaves Ozzy to start his bacon fires in peace). Anyway, he’ll apparently be 10 months sober come Christmas, so that’s worth celebrating!

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WTF? Sharon Osbourne LIED About Her Vaginoplasty

Sharon Osbourne went on Graham Norton’s show and talked in detail about her vaginoplasty. Turns out, it was all lies. She was just being “flippant.” She went on Howard Stern‘s show and told the real truth. TMZ posted the recording. Here’s some highlights:

SHARON OSBOURNE: He [Graham Norton] asked me, ‘What cosmetic surgery have you had?’ I said, ‘Oh I’ve had my vagina tightened’ — a flippant, stupid thing to be silly.

HOWARD STERN: But it was true?

OSBOURNE: NO!

STERN: [...] You’re saying you fabricated the whole thing? … Swear on your children’s lives that you made it up.

OSBOURNE: I swear on my children’s lives I made it up just to be flippant.

What in the ever-loving hell? Why would you make that up? Stern accused her of trying to take it back, saying that it was actually the truth and now she’s saying it’s a lie because she’s embarrassed. Osbourne responded with, “I’m NEVER embarrassed.”

Let’s hope she leaves this out of her children’s book.

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