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Ozzy Osbourne Didn’t Take Too Well to Marriage Counseling

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Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have had their share of marriage troubles, but seeking out the help of a counselor did nothing to help their relationship, apparently, as Ozzy just got pissed off and became uncooperative. Wow, that’s super hard to believe! Can’t see that at all!

Here’s how Sharon explained it to Hello:

“It was something we’d never tried before. But actually, it just made Ozzy angry.

“We gave it a go, but it wasn’t for us. What we’ve done we’ve done together and with the help of our family.”
Well… isn’t that kinda part of the problem? If counseling makes him angry, maybe he needs to work through why the hell that’s the case rather than you just abandoning the whole thing because of it. Sure, therapy doesn’t work for everyone, but if you’ve got legitimate issues and want to be committed to making a relationship work, you probably need to do something about it.

But what do I know? These two have been married for almost 32 years, so they must be doing something right (or they just never see each other and Sharon leaves Ozzy to start his bacon fires in peace). Anyway, he’ll apparently be 10 months sober come Christmas, so that’s worth celebrating!

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WTF? Sharon Osbourne LIED About Her Vaginoplasty

Sharon Osbourne went on Graham Norton’s show and talked in detail about her vaginoplasty. Turns out, it was all lies. She was just being “flippant.” She went on Howard Stern‘s show and told the real truth. TMZ posted the recording. Here’s some highlights:

SHARON OSBOURNE: He [Graham Norton] asked me, ‘What cosmetic surgery have you had?’ I said, ‘Oh I’ve had my vagina tightened’ — a flippant, stupid thing to be silly.

HOWARD STERN: But it was true?

OSBOURNE: NO!

STERN: [...] You’re saying you fabricated the whole thing? … Swear on your children’s lives that you made it up.

OSBOURNE: I swear on my children’s lives I made it up just to be flippant.

What in the ever-loving hell? Why would you make that up? Stern accused her of trying to take it back, saying that it was actually the truth and now she’s saying it’s a lie because she’s embarrassed. Osbourne responded with, “I’m NEVER embarrassed.”

Let’s hope she leaves this out of her children’s book.

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Sharon Osbourne Is Writing a Disney Children’s Book

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When you think of fairy princesses and dashing white knights, the last person you usually think of is Sharon Osbourne. However, I’ve got some news for you: she’s working on a Disney children’s book. Like, for kids. The folks at Disney Publishing Worldwide and Parragon Books have signed a deal with Mrs. O to write Jake and the Never Land Pirates: Mama Hook Knows Best.

Apparently there’s a TV series at the moment called Jake and the Never Land Pirates in which Sharon voices Jake’s mother, so this book will be in line with that series. Who knew? Here’s her statement on the project:

“I have such a wonderful time playing Mama Hook on Jake and the Never Land Pirates.

“To be able to take that role to the book world and share Mama Hook’s stories with families around the world is an honor. I hope kids enjoy reading Mama Hook’s pirate tales and continue to fall in love with her, just as I have.”

Fair enough.

I suppose Sharon “Fuck off, The View” Osbourne isn’t your #1 candidate for kid-friendly material, but who knows, it’ll probably be good.

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