6Shannen Doherty’s Latest Humiliating Career Move

I just read that SyFy is still hard at work at ruining my childhood memories and I thought I’d share it with you guys. This time they’ve casted 90210‘s Brenda Walsh AKA Shannen Doherty, in a remake of the classic fairytale “Hansel and Gretel.” Because the public is so clearly longing for an update on this story. *Yawn*

Here’s the description of the flick from bloody-disgusting.com:

“As an adult, a witch hunter (Hansel) returns to the village where he lived as a child to find and kill the witch who killed his sister, Gretl (Doherty), only to find that Gretl is not dead and danger lurks around every corner.“

Is this all of Shannen’s bad karma catching up to her? Are there any SyFy fans out there who can speak to whether or not these SyFy Original movies are any good? I mean, it’ll be a hard sell on your part, but I’m willing to listen to your take on things in the comments…

April 8, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Molls

32Who’s Classier? Samantha Ronson Or Pamela Anderson?

Ah, these two special ladies both attended the opening of Sapphire New York Gentlemen’s Club and Prime 333 Steakhouse last night-one as an employee and the other as a laughingstock.  Incidentally, does anyone see the irony of PETA fanatic Pam Anderson attending the opening of a steakhouse?  I can totally see her supporting the strip club…but a steakhouse?  I’m sure there’s some “piece of meat” joke in there somewhere.

I’m convinced that Samantha’s lady-like pose is in response to someone having asked where her Guns and Roses shirt was, but I have no explanation for trailer park-dwelling Pam.  Has she not worn out the coked out eyes and maxed out white hot pants look by now?  It’s.  Been.  Done.

Also there was Shannen Doherty and Vincent Pastore who looks like he ate an entire cow as opposed to your standard Porterhouse.

April 28, 2009 at 6:27 am by Wendie

11The Bitch Is Back!

Oh. Hells. Yes.

Shannen Doherty and her off-center eyes (seriously has anyone else noticed that one is a half-inch higher on her face than the other?) will be returning as Brenda Walsh in 90210v2.0. The show’s executive producer confirmed the news on Saturday.

Brenda will be a visiting drama teacher who directs a musical at West Beverly High School.

I can’t wait to hear about all the off-camera drama between Shannen and Jennie Garth!!! Those two HATE each other!!!

July 19, 2008 at 10:14 pm by Evil Beet