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Either Justin Bieber’s Stalking Selena Gomez Or They’re Back Together

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Rumours have been flying around at the speed of light that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together after the pair were apparently spotted kissing in Norway and Justin posted a picture of them looking cosy on Instagram, which he quickly deleted. Of course, the little asshole has continued to stir the shit by then posting another picture of them together (seen above) with the following caption:

“You’ve been makin music for too long babe come cuddle- her.”

Now, I won’t even get into the awful sentence structure of the above, but I will point out that he’s missing some of his hideous tattoos so this photo’s definitely not all that recent. Still, if they’re not together, why is he posting it? And if they are, why don’t they take a new f-cking photo together? Who can say?

I know Selena Gomez isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but just how dull-witted do you have to be to reunite with an absolute dickhead like Justin Bieber? Seriously, I want to know the answer to that question.

Selena Gomez Just Wants to Have Fun, Guys

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Selena Gomez never has much of anything interesting or intelligent to say (but she DOES have amazing hair), so it’s no surprise that her latest interview on the Elvis Duran in the Morning Show consisted of a lot of words with very little meaning. The gist of it, if my listening skills are correct, is that she wants the fun parts of fame and not the bullshit ones and everyone should just leave her alone, especially when it comes to her relationship with ex(?)-boyfriend Justin Bieber. But let’s hear it in her own words, shall we?

“I’m in my 20s. I wanna have fun [now]. I wanna enjoy my life and not have to worry about every single thing.”

“I think I’ve actually given enough of myself, if that makes sense. I feel within my music, and even how I handle myself in interviews, people think they know, but they really actually don’t… In a way, I like to keep myself a little bit private, but at the same time people do assume things.”

So, you are private but you still give info but you’ve given enough info even though people think you haven’t? Or something? I mean, I’m not a total imbecile and I do get what she’s going for here, but was there not a more succinct and direct way of going about it? Lord. I feel like I’m reading my journals from when I was 14.

Ugh, Gag Me: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Might Be Back Together

justin bieber selena gomezI’m going to go ahead and hold out hope that this is all a crock of shit, because I just ate breakfast and would prefer not to throw up all over my keyboard. That’ll be what happens if reports are true that Justin “Baby Elvis” Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, since apparently they were seen kissing in Norway.  Oh, and Justin posted the photo above on his Instagram for about three minutes before deleting it, so…

From People:

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber‘s relationship appears to be back on – again!

The Spring Breakers star traveled to Oslo, Norway to be with the pop star, who performed a concert there Thursday. And the two have left no doubt that their romantic flame has reignited.

“They were holding hands, hugging and they kissed on the lips,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They looked really in love, like no fights ever happened before. It definitely looked like they were back together.”

We know Selena went to Norway because there were pictures of her at the airport in Oslo, but I want to believe she’s smarter than this. Then again, maybe I should expect less from the girl who hides from celebrities she likes.

Selena Gomez Is Hiding From Brad Pitt, Now

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Singer, actress and bindi lover Selena Gomez still gets a bit star struck when meeting her fellow celebrities, having recently admitted that she “ran away” from Jennifer Aniston after running into her at an event. Turns out, that wasn’t one-time behaviour for Bieber’s ex, as she’s now confessed that she “hid” from Brad Pitt at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday.

From The Ellen DeGeneres Show (via DigitalSpy)

“Yeah, so I was in my dressing room and I had just finished performing. They knocked on my door and they said Brad Pitt would like to come in and I was like, ‘He can come in’. I was trying to play it cool and be really nice,” the 20-year-old told Ellen DeGeneres.

“As soon as he walked out I ran and I hid under the craft service table for like two minutes because I couldn’t believe it was happening.”

“He was like, ‘Can I have a picture with you?’ I was like, ‘Can I have a picture with you?’”

Talking about the performance of her new song ‘Come & Get It’, she revealed that she was apprehensive about taking to the stage.

“I was so nervous. Like that stresses me out, but it was fine,” Gomez said. “I actually had fun and I got to meet Brad Pitt, so…”

I guess it’s supposed to be cute and quirky that Selena is so down-to-earth and still can’t control herself around celebrities, but seriously, get it together. It’s fine to be nervous or bugging out inside when meeting someone you grew up watching or whatever, but you hold it together until they leave, THEN you freak out and send frantic text messages that say shit like, “OMG GIRL IT WAS BRAD PITT!!!!”

Was It Insensitive Of Selena Gomez To Wear A Bindi?

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Selena Gomez pulled a bit of a 90s No Doubt era Gwen Stefani when she wore a bindi at her MTV Movie Awards performance but in the eyes of some Hindus, what she (and Stefani before her) did was culturally insensitive.  Rajan Zed, an official at the Universal Society of Hinduism released a statement.

From WENN via ONTD:

“The bindi on the forehead is an ancient tradition in Hinduism and has religious significance. It is also sometimes referred to as the third eye and the flame, and it is an auspicious religious and spiritual symbol … It is not meant to be thrown around loosely for seductive effects or as a fashion accessory aiming at mercantile greed. Selena should apologize and then she should get acquainted with the basics of world religions.”

Ms. Gomez wore the bindi while performing her new single, “Come And Get it.”

This reminds me a little bit of when Katy Perry called out Lady Gaga for using religious symbolism in her music videos. Remember that whole Twitter explosion? That was already 2 years ago. lol my life

As of now, Ms. Gomez hasn’t released any sort of apology statement or even referred to it. Maybe she’s running away from it the same as she ran away from Jennifer Aniston. Oh, burn!

Do you think she should apologize?

Aww, Wittle Justin Bieber Is Upset That Selena Gomez Is Hanging Out With His Friends

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Justin Bieber sucks and even Selena Gomez realised it eventually and kicked him to the curb. I guess his friends are a bit more fun than Justin is, because she’s still hanging out with them and he’s crying about it.

From Radar Online:

A prominent member of the ‘Baby’ singer’s entourage, King Kevi, was spotted leaving Selena Gomez‘s Los Angeles area house last Thursday night, and while a source exclusively told Radar that the relationship is purely platonic, it has still caused tension among the tight-knit pals.

“Kevi and Selena are friends. There was a party that night with 15 or 20 people – just a little kick back – and they were hanging out smoking hookah with some buddies,” the insider told Radar.

The aspiring rapper, who has been living at Bieber’s Calabasas, Calif. estate for the past few months, didn’t tell Justin he was heading over to hang with his ex, and got an angry phone call when photos of him there hit the Internet.

“Justin was p*ssed,” revealed the source. “He said, ‘Yo, why were you kicking it with her? I thought you and I were homies.’ He doesn’t think they’re hooking up but doesn’t want his closest friends partying with her.

“Kevi told him there was nothing going on and they’ve gotten over it, but Justin is always suspicious something sexual is going to happen.”

Right, so Justin really does speak like a total f-cking idiot in his everyday life. “Kicking it”? “Homies”? I won’t even go any further with that. I’ll just leave it there for you to digest.

In any case, apparently Kevi thinks Selena is a hot piece of ass but won’t try anything, even though it’s clear she and Justin are never, ever, ever getting back together, as they say.

“They talk sometimes but not that much – once every two or three weeks,” explained the insider. “I don’t think they’d ever get back together, even though she’s not dating anyone else right now.”

Even though he’s got no intention of a romantic reunion, the All Around The World singer would be furious if his friend started dating the Spring Breakers star.

“Kevi thinks she is smoking hot but he is like Justin’s brother so has to keep it low key,” the source said.

So even Justin’s friends prefer to “kick it” with his ex-girlfriend instead of him and he’s crying about it. Well, here’s a hint – try not being such a raging asshole and maybe that won’t happen, “homie”.

Selena Gomez Mimics All Men, Runs Away From Jennifer Aniston

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Oh, come on, I’m kidding with that headline! I’m a staunch Team Jen supporter, as is Selena Gomez, who couldn’t contain her excitement when meeting the actress at some swanky Hollywood event and instead of speaking to her, went and hid. Well, that was smooth.

Recalling the experience in an interview with Radio Disney, Selena recalled:

“I ran away from Jennifer Aniston when she said, ‘Hi’, I was terrified of her. I was scared, so I ran away and I’m really embarrassed about that.”

“I didn’t know what to do – it’s Rachel.”

I think lots of people in my generation (and the one below mine, apparently) have had that big Friends connection – who didn’t grow up watching it? Who doesn’t watch it still every time one of the 8,000 stations that syndicates the series plays it, no matter how many times you’ve seen the episode? Who remembers the Pottery Barn episode (which is one of my favourites)? I rest my case.