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Aww, Wittle Justin Bieber Is Upset That Selena Gomez Is Hanging Out With His Friends

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Justin Bieber sucks and even Selena Gomez realised it eventually and kicked him to the curb. I guess his friends are a bit more fun than Justin is, because she’s still hanging out with them and he’s crying about it.

From Radar Online:

A prominent member of the ‘Baby’ singer’s entourage, King Kevi, was spotted leaving Selena Gomez‘s Los Angeles area house last Thursday night, and while a source exclusively told Radar that the relationship is purely platonic, it has still caused tension among the tight-knit pals.

“Kevi and Selena are friends. There was a party that night with 15 or 20 people – just a little kick back – and they were hanging out smoking hookah with some buddies,” the insider told Radar.

The aspiring rapper, who has been living at Bieber’s Calabasas, Calif. estate for the past few months, didn’t tell Justin he was heading over to hang with his ex, and got an angry phone call when photos of him there hit the Internet.

“Justin was p*ssed,” revealed the source. “He said, ‘Yo, why were you kicking it with her? I thought you and I were homies.’ He doesn’t think they’re hooking up but doesn’t want his closest friends partying with her.

“Kevi told him there was nothing going on and they’ve gotten over it, but Justin is always suspicious something sexual is going to happen.”

Right, so Justin really does speak like a total f-cking idiot in his everyday life. “Kicking it”? “Homies”? I won’t even go any further with that. I’ll just leave it there for you to digest.

In any case, apparently Kevi thinks Selena is a hot piece of ass but won’t try anything, even though it’s clear she and Justin are never, ever, ever getting back together, as they say.

“They talk sometimes but not that much – once every two or three weeks,” explained the insider. “I don’t think they’d ever get back together, even though she’s not dating anyone else right now.”

Even though he’s got no intention of a romantic reunion, the All Around The World singer would be furious if his friend started dating the Spring Breakers star.

“Kevi thinks she is smoking hot but he is like Justin’s brother so has to keep it low key,” the source said.

So even Justin’s friends prefer to “kick it” with his ex-girlfriend instead of him and he’s crying about it. Well, here’s a hint – try not being such a raging asshole and maybe that won’t happen, “homie”.

Selena Gomez Mimics All Men, Runs Away From Jennifer Aniston

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Oh, come on, I’m kidding with that headline! I’m a staunch Team Jen supporter, as is Selena Gomez, who couldn’t contain her excitement when meeting the actress at some swanky Hollywood event and instead of speaking to her, went and hid. Well, that was smooth.

Recalling the experience in an interview with Radio Disney, Selena recalled:

“I ran away from Jennifer Aniston when she said, ‘Hi’, I was terrified of her. I was scared, so I ran away and I’m really embarrassed about that.”

“I didn’t know what to do – it’s Rachel.”

I think lots of people in my generation (and the one below mine, apparently) have had that big Friends connection – who didn’t grow up watching it? Who doesn’t watch it still every time one of the 8,000 stations that syndicates the series plays it, no matter how many times you’ve seen the episode? Who remembers the Pottery Barn episode (which is one of my favourites)? I rest my case.

Selena Gomez Is Not Looking For Another Justin Bieber

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Selena Gomez may have dated Justin Bieber for a couple of years, but since she finally cut the cord with that asshole, she’s enjoying being single and is definitely not looking for another relationship anytime soon.

From The Sun:

“It makes you more wary sometimes about meeting people because you don’t know whether they want to get close to you because of what you do or because they really like your company and just want to hang out with you.

“I’m a big romantic and I want to be very open and trusting but you need to protect yourself. I’d love to have a great boyfriend but I’m not really looking for one.”

I don’t blame you, girl. If I was dating a monkey-toting, no-shirt wearing, face-spitting piece of shit like that, I’d probably swear off love for a while, myself. When she does get back in the game, I’m sure she’ll have no problem finding someone new. For now, live it up – spring break forever, bitches!!

Below, some photos of Selena being adorable and looking about 12.

 

Selena Gomez’s Mom Pushed Her to Strip Down For ‘Spring Breakers’

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Selena Gomez might seem like an unlikely choice (at least in comparison to say, Vanessa Hudgens) for a movie like Spring Breakers, which is a girly version of some of the debauched bro-centric shit out pretty often, and that’s because she totally is. Still, she was keen to get rid of her squeaky clean Disney image and while she was nervous about parading around in a bikini on film, it was her mom who convinced her that the project was worthwhile. Go on, Mom!

From E! News:

“She loves this kind of vibe,” the former Disney darling told me at this week’s Hollywood premiere. “She’s super into Indie movies and Indie directors…I think it was more of her pushing me and being like you should go for it.”

And from US Weekly:

“I wasn’t scared. I definitely wanted to do this,” she told reporters of deciding to shed her wholesome Disney image. “I thought it would be a great opportunity for me, and Harmony [Korine, the director] explained the movie perfectly and that’s the reason why [I chose to do the film].”

“I didn’t really know what I was getting myself into but while we were there, it was incredible to create and to play and it was liberating,” she continued at the Saturday, March 16 press junket.

I don’t really know a single thing about Selena Gomez, but I still like her because she got enough sense to get rid of Justin Bieber and seems to think his recent breakdown is totally hilarious, which it is. Spring Breakers is probably a terrible movie, but I guess I’d watch it if, like, a torrent came out or something. .

LOL of the Day: Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez… With Rihanna?

In what has to be the most ridiculous story of the day – nay, the entire week – it seems that Justin Bieber was unfaithful to on-again/off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez… with Rihanna. Bahahaha! I’ll let you get it all out of your system before proceed. Go on, take your time, catch your breath. Okay?

Take it away, Life & Style:

Life & Style can exclusively reveal the reason Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber after two years of dating: Selena found out that Justin had cheated on her in the early stages of their relationship — with Rihanna.

“It has devastated her,” a friend of Selena and Justin’s reveals in the new issue of Life & Style. “It really cut like a knife because it happened in February of 2011, when Selena and Justin had been dating for months and were falling in love. It’s caused Selena to question their entire relationship.”

After flirting at a basketball game in LA on Feb. 20, 2011, the friend tells Life & Style that he and Rihanna hooked up.

Though Justin and Selena, who have been dating since late 2010, have been off and on in recent months as work kept them apart, this devastating piece of information caused her to break things off for good, says the friend. Now, “Selena thinks maybe they’ve been hooking up all along,” their friend tells the mag.

Okay, I don’t even know where to start with this one. First of all, I know Rihanna is sexually liberated and gets her swerve on at all times (get yours, girl – no shame!), but Justin Bieber? In 2011, he would have been just about 17. His voice was barely mature, so I doubt much else was. He was just some wannabe Usher with mediocre singing and barely passable dancing – hardly her cup of tea, if I had to guess (regardless of how “awesome” Mike Tyson thinks he is). Second of all… just, no. I don’t even have a second of all, it’s just that stupid.

I will say, however, that I’m sure Justin has cheated on Selena with quite a few girls, most likely 13-year-old groupies who stalk him at his concerts. He’s just the worst – dunno what anyone sees in this little asshole.

Selena Gomez Thinks Justin Bieber Should Just Cry Her a River, OK?

It’s official: Justin Bieber definitely cheated on Selena Gomez, and that’s why they broke up, probably. Otherwise, why would Selena be ripping off one of Justin Timberlake‘s crappier songs? Why couldn’t she be singing ‘Sexy Back’ or something? Why’s it got to be ‘Cry Me a River’ unless, of course, she’s singing it in Justin (Bieber)’s eye, kind of like how Justin (Timberlake) did to Britney? Are we going to watch Justin Bieber melt down like Britney Spears did, now? Is Justin Bieber going to shave his head, attack people with umbrellas, drive around under the influence of meth, and cry in front of photographers while sitting on street corners and petting stray dogs? Is this what we have to look forward to with Justin Bieber? Because guys … if it is … I’m so f-cking in. Hand me some popcorn and a pen, ’cause I want to write all this shit down so I never forget it.