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Sean Penn

Why Do People Date Sean Penn?

Ew. Just, ew. Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn’s divorce was finalized just last week, and it looks like part of the reason for the second split was because Sean just couldn’t...

Sean Penn’s Co-Star Says “Shut Up.”

Maria Conchita Alonso, Sean Penn’s co-star in the 1988 movie Colors, has two words to say to the actor who just won his second Academy Award:  Shut up. I recently wrote a piece on my...

Quotables

“Thanks. Another kid already?” Sean Penn’s response to Madonna, as she congratulated him for his Oscar win, referring to Madge’s new interest, 22 year-old Jesus Luz. Cripes...

Good Naked vs. Bad Naked

First, the good news: James Franco is going to get naked. It’s all here. I’ll quote: (James) Franco recently shot a scene in which he doffs his clothes to go skinny-dipping in a...

Ladies, Rejoice! Sean Penn is SINGLE!!

OMG. Who the fuck cares? Sean Penn and his wife, Robin Wright, are divorcing after 11 years of marriage. They have two children together: Hopper Jack, 14, and Dylan Frances, 16. My...

Sean Penn Thinks You’re a Cum Stain

Actor Sean Penn sent reporters scrambling for the least offensive way to convey the concept of “cum stain” during his acceptance speech for the 2006 Christopher Reeve First...