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Scott Disick quits rehab, goes to the club

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Scott Disick‘s addiction to alcohol (and drugs, one would assume) recently hit fever pitch, leading him to seek “unconventional” rehab in the form of hallucinogenics down in Costa Rica. While you would think the completely lax approach would be more to Scott’s liking, apparently tripping balls in the jungle wasn’t quite chill enough for him, because he’s quit his rehab and decided to just go clubbing instead.

Scott Disick’s officially ditched rehab in Costa Rica … so he can spend quality time at the local nightclubs.

Disick was spotted hanging near the bar in a club called Rouge on Saturday night. Sporting a black tee and ball cap … Scott seemed like he was trying to keep a low profile — but hanging with a big bodyguard in purple ain’t exactly inconspicuous.

Witnesses tell us he also hit up a spot called Vertigo.

TMZ broke the story … Scott bailed on the Costa Rican rehab program after less than a week. He’s coming back to the states, and already has club gigs booked back here.

Wow, what a winner. Glad to see he’s dedicated to being a great partner to his longtime girlfriend and the three kids he begged to impregnate her with. Super classy.

Another piece of trash in the Kardashian garbage pile, I suppose :(

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Scott Disick is spending his rehab time tripping his ass off

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Scott Disick is finally getting his act together – he’s decided to face his alcohol addiction head on (again) and head off to some alternative rehab in Costa Rica. But what exactly is meant by “alternative”, anyway? I was under the impression that the only way to overcome any kind of substance abuse is to… well, quit doing that substance. But the Rythmia Life Advancement Center has some different ideas: they think Scott should be tripping balls on some ancient herb to quit drinking.

From TMZ:

As we reported … Scott checked into the Rythmia Life Advancement Center in Costa Rica, where we’re told they use the African psychedelic shrub Iboga to send patients on a vision quest.

Hang with us … it’s about get even trippier. These “Iboga flights” are supposed to force users to examine their inner selves so they can learn what triggers their addictions. Sources connected to Scott tell us a shaman observes the entire trip, and the center says it’s so effective … it boasts a money back guarantee.

We’re told Disick briefly visited the facility last month to research the place and was convinced Iboga could help him fight his alcohol demons.

Treatment can take several weeks, or as brief as one week — but that would be one helluva trip … we’re guessing.

Wow, that sounds like a totally awesome option for someone with a known proclivity towards substance abuse. I’m sure hallucinogenics will TOTALLY help this asshole quit drinking so he can be a better partner and father to his three kids rather than spending all his time throwing parties where he’s wasted for days on end. Great thinking!

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Scott Disick checks into rehab

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It’s not a secret that Scott Disick has had a serious alcohol problem for years. He’s tried rehab before, he’s tried quitting cold turkey on his own, and he always ends up going back to the bottle (and God knows what else). Unsurprisingly, not even having kids with the so-called love of his life was enough to light a fire under his ass to really get help. However, he’s ready to try again with something a little more alternative.

From TMZ:

Disick checked into Rythmia Life Advancement Center in Costa Rica. He says, “I realize my issues are bigger than me and I’m ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle.”

Scott was in Atlantic City over the weekend where he did multiple shots of tequila right out in the open. He then went on a rant onstage and ended the night at 8 AM, where he was stumbling in the hotel lobby without shoes. At 5 PM people went to his room to do a welfare check when he was MIA.

Scott has had multiple problems with alcohol and has vowed to maintain his sobriety, especially after his girlfriend Kourtney gave him an ultimatum.

As for his treatment, he says he is doing Iboga treatment, which involves roots from a small African tree that supposedly helps people battle addiction.

As for the facility, Rythmia is located on a private estate offering a “luxurious world-class experience” including a five-star restaurant, full-service spa with mud bath, and fitness center.

Huh. Well, I guess this will do for now, and then in a few months he’ll host a party in Vegas and get drunk off his ass again. Oh, is that too cynical? Sorry, I guess I just can’t take anything anyone in this family does seriously anymore… not that I ever did, but you know what I mean.

I suppose bonne chance to him. Hope it sticks this time.

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Scott Disick is too busy getting Kourtney Kardashian pregnant to marry her

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Kourtney Kardashian just gave birth to her third child with little-boy-trapped-in-adult-body boyfriend Scott Disick just last month. Some would think that by now, they’d be ready to walk down the aisle and at one point, it seems like that’s what Scott really wanted. Not anymore, though – he’s too busy knocking her up to marry her, apparently.

“If it’s not broke don’t fix it – we’re happy the way it is,” Disick told PEOPLE Saturday in Las Vegas. “I don’t even think we’ll have time to get married at the rate that we’re popping out kids,” he joked.

Scott also thinks he’s a super suave father and has it all figured out when it comes to raising kids. You know, despite the fact that he seems to be too busy drinking and partying to actually do much “raising”.

“There’s always so much in the beginning when they’re that little. Every day is such a big milestone, but this is my third time so it’s just kind of a charm,” he said.

“You know it by now; the first one was scary, the second one was less scary, and the third one you’re like, I get it, I got a whole team over here.”

Well, that’s special. Surely Kourtney has to be done having kids now, though? I suppose only time will tell. I can’t imagine what would make someone want to have kids with this manchild, but I suppose to each her own.

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Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a son this weekend

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We only found out a week ago that Kourtney Kardashian‘s third child with Scott Disick would be a boy, and now that little boy is here, because Kourtney gave birth this weekend!

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star and Scott Disick welcomed their third child, a boy, on Sunday, Dec. 14, PEOPLE confirms — the same day their son Mason Dash turned 5.

The new baby also joins big sister Penelope Scotland, 2.

No news on what this baby will be called, but I think it’s a pretty safe bet that it won’t be a K-name… thank God. I’m really glad that the Kardashian kids have broken Kris’ streak of awful kids names that all start with the same letter.

Also, side note, but I bet Mason is gonna be piiiiiissed that he’s gotta share his birthday with his brother. That’s his special day!

Mazel to these two and we look forward (I mean, I guess…) to finding out the name!

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Scott Disick won’t get drunk again until Kourtney gives birth

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Earlier this month, Scott Disick ended up in the hospital AGAIN with alcohol poisoning. He’s “totally fine”, of course, but considering Kourtney Kardashian is sitting at home growing his third child while he’s out partying, he’s decided to try and tone it down a little – at least until she pops the kid out.

From US Weekly:

“He stopped drinking cold turkey — and promised he won’t drink again until after Kourtney gives birth,” the source tells Us. “Scott knew he had hit rock bottom.”

The scary incident became a wake-up call for the 31-year-old, who is expecting baby No. 3 with Kardashian, 35, in December. The longtime couple are already parents to son Mason, 4, and daughter Penelope, 2.

“[Kourtney] told him that was the last straw,” according to the insider.

Uh, how many last straws has this woman had? And how many times has Scott hit rock bottom? Again, I know addiction is a disease and it’s not as easy as just stopping, but if being faced with losing everything that apparently matters the most to you isn’t enough for you to get serious help and to make a concerted effort to stay on the straight and narrow by, I dunno, not going out drinking at clubs, then fuck that. Kourtney needs to cut the cord – it’s clear alcohol matters to him more than his family.

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Scott Disick, noted alcoholic, hospitalized for alcohol poisoning

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I mean, I don’t even have words for this dickhead. Scott Disick, a well-known alcoholic whose love of the bottle has nearly cost him his relationship, his kids and even his life on several occasions, has been hospitalized AGAIN for alcohol poisoning after going wild at a Hamptons night club. He’s apparently doing “fine” now, but here’s what happened…

From People:

According to the site, on June 22, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, 31, spent the night drinking heavily at 1Oak nightclub in the Hamptons before entering Southampton Hospital, where he was diagnosed with alcohol poisoning.

All of this happened a day after longtime girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian, who’s pregnant with the couple’s third child, hosted niece North West’s first birthday party back in Calabasas, California.

A source confirms the story to PEOPLE, adding that the reality star – dad to kids Mason, 4½, and Penelope, 2 – is now “doing great.”

Oh, fuck off. This idiot – like the rest of his “family” – has more money than he does sense. He knows he’s been in and out of treatment for alcoholism, knows he’s got a serious problem and how much it’s nearly cost him, and yet going out and drinking himself to the point of alcohol poisoning is a good idea? You’re not 21 anymore, bro. Your girlfriend is at home carrying your THIRD child and this is what you do? Sorry, I can’t hang with that bullshit.

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