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Sarah Jessica Parker

16Putting on a Brave Face!

After Star magazine printed last week that Matthew Broderick had an on-going affair with a 25-year-old youth counselor, Matthew took his wife, Sarah Jessica Parker, out for dinner in Midtown Manhattan, and they made a very public show of unity. It’s the first time they’ve been seen together since the allegations hit the press.

Sources are reporting that Sarah and Matthew “had been out of love for a long time but remain married for their son … Now they have decided to make things work – especially for the sake of their son, James.”

Awww, I hope SJP and Matty are doing okay. They’re like my shining paragon of hope that long-term marriage can work. I don’t really believe that Matt was cheating on her. He knows she’d kick his ass. Her muscles are like ten times bigger than his.

July 31, 2008 at 8:34 am by Evil Beet

11Sarah Jessica Parker Takes on the Art World

Bravo has green-lighted a new Sarah Jessica Parker TV show: American Artist.

It’s a Project Runway-style reality show, but focused on artists, including painters and sculptors.

Eh, I still think someone should do America’s Next Top Poet.

July 20, 2008 at 11:08 pm by Evil Beet

9Sarah Jessica Parker Is a Fashion Icon

Sarah Jessica Parker at Screening for Smart People, Pictures, Photos

Whatever.

It’s still better than anything Chloe Sevigny’s worn since she decided to adorn herself in Vincent Gallo’s penis.

Here’s SJP at a screening of Smart People.

April 1, 2008 at 12:05 am by Evil Beet

24Now You, Too, Can Fuck Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker Sex Blow Up Doll, Pictures, Photos

Pipedream Products has released their Super Stars Series of blow-up dolls.

Now you can bang Sarah Jessica Parker in her “3 fabulous love holes!”

“Sex in her shitty!” Genius!

Also in the line: Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Tori Spelling, Pamela Anderson and Eva Longoria.

Sorry, but how the fuck did Tori Spelling make it into that crowd?

You can buy ‘em here. Collect them all!

March 16, 2008 at 9:47 pm by Evil Beet

5Look Who’s All Growed Up!

Sarah Jessica Parker and Son, James Wilkie Broderick, Walking to School, Pictures, Photos

He’s not a baby anymore!

Sarah Jessica Parker’s son, James Wilkie Broderick, walks to school in Greenwich Village with his mommy.

So cute!

February 19, 2008 at 7:15 pm by Evil Beet

3Out on the Town

Guy Ritchie and Madonna at New York City Premiere of Revolver

Guy Ritchie and Madonna hit up the premiere of “Revolver” in NYC.

Also there: Sarah Jessica Parker.

Guy Ritchie and Madonna at New York City Premiere of Revolver Sarah Jessica Parker at New York City Premiere of Revolver Sarah Jessica Parker at New York City Premiere of Revolver

December 2, 2007 at 5:27 pm by Evil Beet
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