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Sarah Jessica Parker can only work out for 22 minutes

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Sarah Jessica Parker has always been an incredibly fit, incredibly thin woman – attribute it to good genes and/or her ballet background, but she never really struggled with her weight, that’s for sure. However, we shouldn’t equate thinness with fitness (or love of fitness, maybe?) because turns out, she can’t stand working out.

From E! News:

You may think SJP spends hours upon hours in the gym, but the 49-year-old admitted to an audience during the Cannes Lion film festival that isn’t the case.

“I work out for a sum total of 22 minutes, because that’s all I can bear,” she revealed.

Now, we’d hardly say a consistent, 22-minute a day workout is lazy. Clearly she’s getting in some quality workout time, because the results show. And we can totally relate to working out in short, manageable bursts.

LOL, I love the editorial commentary there. The results show? Yes, the results of having good genes and an incredibly small frame her entire life definitely show. Of course, I don’t know SJP and would never say she puts no effort into her body whatsoever, but something tells me it’s not a daily struggle…

No shade, of course – I think SJP is great!

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Shots Fired! Sarah Jessica Parker Says Famous Women Are Rude Bitches!

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Okay, so she didn’t quite go that far because she doesn’t actually use foul language that’s not scripted apparently, but Sarah Jessica Parker did say that famous women are “pretty unfriendly” to each other. Of course that’s the case – Hollywood is hard as shit, especially for women, so it forces them to be cut-throat and yes, unfriendly. That’s not an excuse and doesn’t make it acceptable, but it certainly means it’s not at all surprising.

Here’s what SJP told Harper’s Bazaar:

“I think so much reality television – and the women that dominate culture today – are pretty unfriendly towards one another. They use language that’s really objectionable and cruel and not supportive.”

“I like to remember that Carrie and the other women in Sex and the City were really nice to each other. That was the bigger picture.”

I mean, she comes off as a bit sanctimonious here, but I can sorta vouch for her niceness. Many years ago – probably in ’03 or so – I was up at Barnard on the Columbia campus, and SJP used to take little (at the time) James Wilkie to this child play group or something that was hosted there. Before the kids came out, she and the other mothers would sit in this student centery type thing, just chatting and relaxing on the couches there.

Anyhow, one day I came in from the pouring down rain (had no umbrella) and SJP actually got up from her seat and got me  a cup of coffee. Pretty kind, if you ask me. I’m partial to her because of that, but I use “objectionable and cruel” language on the daily, so she probably wouldn’t like me very much!

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Justin Bieber, bwuahahaha! Show dem cheekbones, guuuurl.

Justin Bieber, bwuahahaha! Show dem cheekbones, guuuurl.

BEST AND WORST CELEBRITY LOOKS OF THE WEEK has arrived, and so has Justin Bieber‘s best look yet!

This seemed to be the week of bobbleheads, for both men and women alike. Everyone needs to stop losing and start gaining weight, like now.

Go through these looks of the week and give me your picks for who looks BEST, WORST, and most WTF. Mine are at the bottom!

(P.S.: For SAG Awards fashion, check out this post.)


Anna Wintour. Giiiiirl…

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