… Over probably the most important part of this entire affair ordeal. Bullock speaks exclusively to People magazine — like, today — regarding the up-and-coming rumors that she starred alongside estranged husband, Jesse James, in a homemade sex tape:
“There is no sex tape … There never has been one and there never will be one.”
While it’s rumored that James’ sex-tally is up to twelve mistresses (And what the fuck is wrong with people nowadays, really … One is bad, but fucking twelve?!), some women are now coming forward to claim that there’s a long history of sex-tape filled escapades featuring the man, the myth, Jesse “Adolph” James.
I think it’s super-classy that Bullock’s kept her mouth closed this entire time — and not in a meek, ‘I’m-gonna-forget-about-this-whole-shebang-in-three-months-anyway-so-let-me-leave-in-peace-for-Sweden’ kind of way — and it’s evident that she means business.
Mess with the woman, you’re fucked … mess with her sexual reputation? Dude, it is so on.
April 6, 2010 at 11:17 am by Sarah
Upon finding out that Sandra Bullock had allegedly (and indefinitely) pulled the plug on any attempts at trying to save the couple’s marriage, the Monster Garage cheater got pissed like a petulant little boy who heard ‘no’ twice in a row and checked himself out of rehab after only a few days. Since there was obviously no point in being there if it wouldn’t result in him getting laid one way or another, James hit the road. Jack.
Sources state that rehab was James’ last-ditch effort to resurrect (by the way, Happy Easter) his dilapidated marriage to America’s Sweetheart. … And you can totally see the conviction in the gesture, right? However, despite his “effort,” insiders close to Sandra state that she’s divorcing him “rehab or no rehab.”
Damn, girl, good for you.
April 4, 2010 at 7:46 am by Sarah
TMZ scored a photo of a moving truck sitting outside of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James’ shared SoCal home yesterday evening. The ever-present news source reports that the truck arrived and sat for about an hour while movers took out a few items such as a sofa, a love seat and some boxes.
One would assume that Bullock’s moving on out.
Either that, or she’s hauling away the shit that Jesse and his hos contaminated by having sexual relations all up on them. This truck could be on its way to the incinerator, folks and far be it from me to blame Bullock if that were the case.
Image courtesy of TMZ.com
April 3, 2010 at 5:44 am by Sarah
Sandra Bullock has been in the tabloids the past month more than I recall her being in them in the history of her career, and so that means she’s officially the paparazzi’s meal ticket. Sandy and a friend were trying to leave a Beverly Hills home last night and were completely mobbed by photographers. She was covered entirely in what looked like tapestries that she got at a Phish show, but you know that TMZ set is relentless. Normally I can’t complain about invasive “reporting” or whatever you want to call it because, duh! I work at a gossip blog, but IMHO, this is crossing the line.
Sandra Bullock’s has got to be seriously traumatized right now and you know riding around in that poor excuse for an invisibility cloak isn’t helping anything. What do we need? Photos of her being sad? We know she’s sad. Photos of her getting boned and owned by some sexy stud and the best rebound story imaginable? Maybe that I would enjoy but still know deep down is none of my business, you know? Let a woman heal. She didn’t ask for this. One.
April 1, 2010 at 3:28 pm by Molls
We’re on to Phase 3 of the now-standard Hollywood sex scandal: Rehab! Jesse James’ rep spoke exclusively to People Magazine and said, “Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues. He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage.” The rep also stated that attending rehab was Jesse’s own idea. I would imagine that that’s probably because his wife’s not even talking to him.
We’ve seen David Duchovny, Tiger Woods and Russell Brand head to treatment just for their compulsion to bone everything in sight, but I’m not sure that this is actual treatment as much as it’s a good way to save face in public. Sandra’s moved out, he’s had alleged affairs with four women, and he’s been tied to white supremacy. It’s obvious that this guy has to do something to clean up his life, so let’s hope that this “treatment facility” gets the job done.
March 31, 2010 at 10:06 am by Molls
Michelle “Bombsell” McGee has been called a lot of names recently for being the first woman to come out and say that she was sleeping with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, but a “bad businesswoman” will not be one of them! The tattoo model’s website launched today (NSFW, but MichelleBombshell.com) and in addition to $9.95 “sneak-a-peek” at the naughty goodies that are yet to come, there’s also a statement that was posted by her webmaster:
“To all the people that think Michelle planned this drama, we can assure that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and merchandise store ready for public consumption. We were caught off guard, but we will have our full pay-site up in the next couple weeks.
We…know that the entire world is waiting to hear from Michelle regarding all of the extreme bullshit that is being thrown around out there. We DO NOT tolerate any racism, bigotry or hateful promotion…Soon Michelle will be able to clear the air in her first interview since this scandal broke.”
You gotta love that they’re like, “If we were trying to ruin Jesse James’ life, we’d at least be making money off of it.” That reasoning actually endears me to Michelle quite a bit. I have to say, I kind of believe the girl. She has a small-town nobody vibe about her, she meets someone famous off MySpace who says that he’s split from his A-list wife, of course she’s going to carry on an affair with him and then feel hurt when she sees that he was lying. Sure, a more reasonable person maybe wouldn’t be so gullible and emotionally open to a glorified MySpace hook up, but we all know someone in our own lives that falls for shit like this and we feel badly for them because they’re kind of pathetic and lack dignity. I don’t think that makes her a bad person, just a semi-troubled one.