With a name like Jesse James, it’s sure to be crap.
Sandra Bullock allegedly breaks her silence and tells friends that she’s in the process of filing for divorce from cheating husband, Jesse James, Radar Online reports. Sandra abandoned her shared home with James last week and hasn’t been spotted in public since allegations of affairs emerged two weeks ago.
James has been linked to four women — at this point — and if the situation plays out like Tiger-Gate did, this is only the beginning.
Poor Sandra. Too bad Bullock didn’t stick with one of her more attractive, more upstanding exes that wasn’t into Nazi-BDSM. Hindsight really is 20/20, especially when you’re seeing what appears to be a dog’s ass — like Michelle McGee.
Let’s take a journey through “Hot Guys Sandra Bullock’s Supposedly Dated”, shall we?
March 30, 2010 at 6:33 am by Sarah
And it’s supposedly not even due to the fact that she’s an anarchy-loving, Nazi-supporting sadist … this is just the way she “rolls.”
Previously, McGee, who is Mistress #1 in the Jesse James scandal, came forward and admitted that she only involved herself with James to support her family. Now, after God-knows-how-long of supplying James with all the free
curdled milk he could get from that dirty cow, she’s getting fed up with the publicity that she so willingly brought down upon herself.
Bombshell took to both her Twitter and Facebook accounts on Friday night and had plenty of wise words and gems of insight for all of you haters:
“For all you internet warriors on here talking sh!t … it’s easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard … So get off your God dam high horse, your sh!t don’t smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone … in other words F*%K YOU!”
Come on, now. Don’t judge the bitch. She’s only had an affair with a married man, exposed her lifelong love of anything Nazi and genocide and claimed to be part of the White Supremacy Movement. Dude, what’s there to judge? McGee’s right … Get up on off your high horses.
She’s just like America’s Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock … just, you know, without the tattoos.
March 28, 2010 at 10:33 am by Sarah
If you don’t remember, Sandra Bullock was one of the multitudes of celebrities that were interviewed weeks ago regarding the Tiger Woods Transgressions and she — thankfully — didn’t let Tiger off the hook as easily as some others did.
Bullock spoke to The Insider at the People’s Choice Awards back in January and was asked by Insider‘s Niecy Nash regarding her take on the gratuitous amount of Tiger’s affairs and the allegations that Elin beat the snot out of Tiger because of them:
“If I were Elin … man, I would have hit a lot more than she did … I would have kept hitting!”
When prompted to clarify the obvious, Bullock stated:
“Yeah, [Elin] stopped. She was respectable. I’d get the baseball bat, I’d get everything out.”
Kind of eerie, don’t you think, Sandy? Is that why you’re in hiding, now? Gearing up that old swinging arm for one last date in hell? After four alleged mistresses have come forward — I guess that’s the thing to do nowadays — I’d be there right with you, doll.
I’m not one to condone violence, but hell … if my husband cheated on me with as many subway sluts as James and Woods have put together, you can bet that someone would sure be
walking slinking away with a few broken bones.
March 26, 2010 at 6:59 am by Sarah
And how could you blame him? It’s not a hard comparison to make — crazy, Nazi-bitch porn star or gorgeous Oscar-winning cash cow that just happened to find some attraction in your ugly, philandering mug. Really, it’s not a huge stretch to wonder who he’d indefinitely want to be with.
Sources say that James is feeling pretty low and very contrite at the moment; Bullock allegedly left the two’s shared home over a week ago and Jesse’s claiming to do everything in his power to win her back and take care of his children, who he doesn’t want to be “affected” by his “mishaps.”
The friend who’s speaking out on James’ behalf states:
“You’re talking about one of the most beautiful, talented women in the world, just an absolute wonderful human being, and there’s a great loss to him and his children.”
No doubt — a great loss to his personal empire as well as his joint bank account.
You lay down with dogs, Sandy, sometimes you get fleas … and mange … and the HERP. You seem like an admirable, strong-willed woman, Ms. Bullock, so go and get some Frontline Plus and wash that louse right out of your hair or call the Orkin man or something. Please. And while you’re at it, sleep with him. He’d be a total upgrade from Jesse “Nazi-fucker” James.
March 24, 2010 at 5:14 am by Sarah
This whole Jesse James cheating scandal is turning out to be so much worse than I would have ever imagined. First we find out that he allegedly carried on an affair with a “tattoo model” (can you believe that that’s a real job?), then we find out that she’s into some Nazi shit, and now we find out that Jesse may be linked to the whole White Supremacy movement himself.
Jesse also reportedly has white power connections through his ex-wife, porn star Janine Lindemulder. She is currently married to Jeremy Aikman, who is said to be “an admitted skinhead”. Aikman goes by the name “Lefty” on his MySpace page (which is private), and his last status update on Wednesday said, “What goes around comes around.” Could that be a dig against Jesse?
Lastly, some have pointed to this logo of Jesse’s company, West Coast Choppers, as further proof of his white supremacist beliefs. It does look at a lot like a German cross used frequently in Nazi art. If all this is true, we’d bet some of his tattoos are also in some way connected to white power.
If the cheating (which probably happened) and the Nazi ties (which I think are likely exaggerated in terms of Jesse’s involvement), then America’s image of their Sweetheart and her rough and tumble biker husband being the perfect “opposites attract” couple is going to crumble quick.
I find this whole thing to be very disheartening. Tiger Woods was surprising in a totally different way. I would think after switching from a porn star to one of Hollywood’s most beloved and wholesome starlets, Jesse would have shaken the whole “I like trashy broads” thing. Sad.
March 22, 2010 at 9:42 am by Molls
“With all I’ve been through with marriage, divorce and girlfriends, I’m the wrong guy to ask. I happen to like Jesse and hope this works out for them. However, should it not, with all her success and money, I’d be happy to take Sandra Bullock out for the time of her life.”
—Dennis Rodman gets in line behind the rest of Hollywood, lookin to score some Sandra Bullock on the rebound. March Madness!! We could probably do a bracket of all the celebrity guys who will be vying for her attention.