Sandra Bullock has been in the tabloids the past month more than I recall her being in them in the history of her career, and so that means she’s officially the paparazzi’s meal ticket. Sandy and a friend were trying to leave a Beverly Hills home last night and were completely mobbed by photographers. She was covered entirely in what looked like tapestries that she got at a Phish show, but you know that TMZ set is relentless. Normally I can’t complain about invasive “reporting” or whatever you want to call it because, duh! I work at a gossip blog, but IMHO, this is crossing the line.
Sandra Bullock’s has got to be seriously traumatized right now and you know riding around in that poor excuse for an invisibility cloak isn’t helping anything. What do we need? Photos of her being sad? We know she’s sad. Photos of her getting boned and owned by some sexy stud and the best rebound story imaginable? Maybe that I would enjoy but still know deep down is none of my business, you know? Let a woman heal. She didn’t ask for this. One.
We’re on to Phase 3 of the now-standard Hollywood sex scandal: Rehab! Jesse James’ rep spoke exclusively to People Magazine and said, “Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues. He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage.” The rep also stated that attending rehab was Jesse’s own idea. I would imagine that that’s probably because his wife’s not even talking to him.
We’ve seen David Duchovny, Tiger Woods and Russell Brand head to treatment just for their compulsion to bone everything in sight, but I’m not sure that this is actual treatment as much as it’s a good way to save face in public. Sandra’s moved out, he’s had alleged affairs with four women, and he’s been tied to white supremacy. It’s obvious that this guy has to do something to clean up his life, so let’s hope that this “treatment facility” gets the job done.
Michelle “Bombsell” McGee has been called a lot of names recently for being the first woman to come out and say that she was sleeping with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, but a “bad businesswoman” will not be one of them! The tattoo model’s website launched today (NSFW, but MichelleBombshell.com) and in addition to $9.95 “sneak-a-peek” at the naughty goodies that are yet to come, there’s also a statement that was posted by her webmaster:
“To all the people that think Michelle planned this drama, we can assure that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and merchandise store ready for public consumption. We were caught off guard, but we will have our full pay-site up in the next couple weeks.
We…know that the entire world is waiting to hear from Michelle regarding all of the extreme bullshit that is being thrown around out there. We DO NOT tolerate any racism, bigotry or hateful promotion…Soon Michelle will be able to clear the air in her first interview since this scandal broke.”
You gotta love that they’re like, “If we were trying to ruin Jesse James’ life, we’d at least be making money off of it.” That reasoning actually endears me to Michelle quite a bit. I have to say, I kind of believe the girl. She has a small-town nobody vibe about her, she meets someone famous off MySpace who says that he’s split from his A-list wife, of course she’s going to carry on an affair with him and then feel hurt when she sees that he was lying. Sure, a more reasonable person maybe wouldn’t be so gullible and emotionally open to a glorified MySpace hook up, but we all know someone in our own lives that falls for shit like this and we feel badly for them because they’re kind of pathetic and lack dignity. I don’t think that makes her a bad person, just a semi-troubled one.
With a name like Jesse James, it’s sure to be crap.
Sandra Bullock allegedly breaks her silence and tells friends that she’s in the process of filing for divorce from cheating husband, Jesse James, Radar Online reports. Sandra abandoned her shared home with James last week and hasn’t been spotted in public since allegations of affairs emerged two weeks ago.
James has been linked to four women — at this point — and if the situation plays out like Tiger-Gate did, this is only the beginning.
Poor Sandra. Too bad Bullock didn’t stick with one of her more attractive, more upstanding exes that wasn’t into Nazi-BDSM. Hindsight really is 20/20, especially when you’re seeing what appears to be a dog’s ass — like Michelle McGee.
Let’s take a journey through “Hot Guys Sandra Bullock’s Supposedly Dated”, shall we?
And it’s supposedly not even due to the fact that she’s an anarchy-loving, Nazi-supporting sadist … this is just the way she “rolls.”
Previously, McGee, who is Mistress #1 in the Jesse James scandal, came forward and admitted that she only involved herself with James to support her family. Now, after God-knows-how-long of supplying James with all the free
curdled milk he could get from that dirty cow, she’s getting fed up with the publicity that she so willingly brought down upon herself.
Bombshell took to both her Twitter and Facebook accounts on Friday night and had plenty of wise words and gems of insight for all of you haters:
“For all you internet warriors on here talking sh!t … it’s easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard … So get off your God dam high horse, your sh!t don’t smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone … in other words F*%K YOU!”
Come on, now. Don’t judge the bitch. She’s only had an affair with a married man, exposed her lifelong love of anything Nazi and genocide and claimed to be part of the White Supremacy Movement. Dude, what’s there to judge? McGee’s right … Get up on off your high horses.
She’s just like America’s Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock … just, you know, without the tattoos.
If you don’t remember, Sandra Bullock was one of the multitudes of celebrities that were interviewed weeks ago regarding the Tiger Woods Transgressions and she — thankfully — didn’t let Tiger off the hook as easily as some others did.
Bullock spoke to The Insider at the People’s Choice Awards back in January and was asked by Insider‘s Niecy Nash regarding her take on the gratuitous amount of Tiger’s affairs and the allegations that Elin beat the snot out of Tiger because of them:
“If I were Elin … man, I would have hit a lot more than she did … I would have kept hitting!”
When prompted to clarify the obvious, Bullock stated:
“Yeah, [Elin] stopped. She was respectable. I’d get the baseball bat, I’d get everything out.”
Kind of eerie, don’t you think, Sandy? Is that why you’re in hiding, now? Gearing up that old swinging arm for one last date in hell? After four alleged mistresses have come forward — I guess that’s the thing to do nowadays — I’d be there right with you, doll.
I’m not one to condone violence, but hell … if my husband cheated on me with as many subway sluts as James and Woods have put together, you can bet that someone would sure be
walking slinking away with a few broken bones.
And how could you blame him? It’s not a hard comparison to make — crazy, Nazi-bitch porn star or gorgeous Oscar-winning cash cow that just happened to find some attraction in your ugly, philandering mug. Really, it’s not a huge stretch to wonder who he’d indefinitely want to be with.
Sources say that James is feeling pretty low and very contrite at the moment; Bullock allegedly left the two’s shared home over a week ago and Jesse’s claiming to do everything in his power to win her back and take care of his children, who he doesn’t want to be “affected” by his “mishaps.”
The friend who’s speaking out on James’ behalf states:
“You’re talking about one of the most beautiful, talented women in the world, just an absolute wonderful human being, and there’s a great loss to him and his children.”
No doubt — a great loss to his personal empire as well as his joint bank account.
You lay down with dogs, Sandy, sometimes you get fleas … and mange … and the HERP. You seem like an admirable, strong-willed woman, Ms. Bullock, so go and get some Frontline Plus and wash that louse right out of your hair or call the Orkin man or something. Please. And while you’re at it, sleep with him. He’d be a total upgrade from Jesse “Nazi-fucker” James.