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4I Guess Apologizing to Sandra Bullock For Screwing Her Husband is the New Black.

Sources at TMZ have exclusively received a pretty juicy piece of information regarding the doings during the Jesse James affairs and they’ve got a letter from a douchey mistress to prove it. Jesse James’ second mistress, Melissa Smith, allegedly wrote a letter to Sandra apologizing for her part in the James affairs and Smith, not so unlike Bombshell McGee, offered to speak with Bullock to put her mind at ease. Smith recently reached out to the star and stated that she was “deeply sorry” for everything that she’d been through these past weeks.  She also claimed that the affairs went against the very core of her “beliefs” and further admitted to sleeping with James on several occasions — in an inadvertent way, naturally:

” … I compromised by beliefs on several occasions and as a result, will never forgive myself.”

You will, Melissa.  I’m sure, in time, you’ll eventually forgive yourself. But not before wishing that you’d written your apology letter sooner. Your girl McGee beat you to the punch on this one.

You can read the letter in all of its honeyed, empathetic bullshit entirety here.

April 26, 2010 at 6:26 am by Sarah

19Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Wants to Have Girl-Talk Over Tea and Crumpets With Sandra Bullock

I’d love to see how this one would go down.

McGee sat down for an interview with Life & Style magazine recently and opened up (kind of) about the Jesse James affairs. Bombshell stated that she’d like to meet with James’ estranged wife, Bullock, to “set the record straight“:

“I would like to sit down with Sandra and speak one-on-one. I’d let her ask me questions, and I would be honest and open with her about the affair. If that would help her heal, I would do it.”

And Bombshell isn’t the only one inadvertently poking fun at the award-winning actress. A deliveryman who frequented James’ Chopper shop claimed that everyone was pretend-intimidated by Bullock and would recoil in “fear” whenever she’d stop by the facility:

“They joked about Sandra being his sugar mommy and called her his Big Hitter. One time she looked pissed walking through. Everyone made a ‘Whoa, trouble!’ noise, and she just kept her head forward. They burst out laughing after she left, but she must’ve heard.”

So, yeah. That’s cool. It really is like middle school. The greasy wanna-be porn star is trying to get another fifteen minutes of fame make amends while smarmy delivery boys are claiming that everyone laughed behind Bullock’s back. Real suave, guys. I hope this gains you the iota of fame that you’re so desperately seeking. You might have the upper hand right now, since you’re the ones spouting the acidic bile that you are, but there’s an A-list actress out there that’s going to be famous no matter what you try.

But I’ll give you an “A” for effort asshole on this one.

April 23, 2010 at 8:03 am by Sarah

26First Photos of Sandra Bullock Caught and Published

And it doesn’t look like girlfriend’s wearing her wedding band these days.

Bullock was photographed this past Friday hiking in the mountains of California. She sported a black baseball cap and had a coffee clutched in her all-important hand. Judging from the photos, she’s definitely not wearing her wedding rings.

This is the first time Bullock’s been photographed in public since allegations of her husband’s affairs broke over a month ago.

The longer Bullock has stayed out of the spotlight, the more speculation has swirled about her possible-alleged connection to James’ shady past. Plenty of people have continuously wondered if she’s had a part — or at least knowledge — of distasteful behavior and anti-Semite notions. While a lot of individuals don’t feel that Bullock knew about the affairs, many are still maintaining the position that she must have known full-well about James’ less-than-savory behaviors.


April 20, 2010 at 8:20 am by Sarah
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14“I’m Not a Nazi … I Just Play One in Real-Life.”

Although Jesse James has claimed again and again that he’s not a Nazi-lovin’ white supremacist, his peers are inadvertently proving otherwise.

Sources at Radar Online claim that James brought some unsavory pals to Bullock’s Austin-based restaurant, and by “unsavory,” I mean they were tattooed to the hilt — with swastikas and other white supremacist propaganda.

A former employee at the restaurant Bullock owned states:

“Every once in a while when he would have all of his friends in, I definitely noticed more than one swastika tattoo on some biker guys’ hands … I just saw a couple on a couple of hands. I’m not really looking at the stuff on their necks or what’s poking out of their sleeves, so the only things I saw where [sic] the things that I was already looking at when I was filling their glass so I noticed what they had on their hand.”

The employee — who’s probably on some kind of White Power-agenda hit list, now — states that James himself never spoke more than a few words “and sentences in a row.”

Psst … It’s probably because he’s not intelligent enough to string coherent words and phrases into uber-intellectual conversation about, you know, like the weather or whatever.

I know you shouldn’t judge people by their friends, but you generally don’t hang out with, like, the Crips or the Italian Mafia if you’re not a member yourself — or at the very least, share some of the fundamental similarities with them.

Whatever, Jesse.  You’re an ass.

April 18, 2010 at 8:52 am by Sarah

47Apparently You Can Add “Gays” To The List of Things Jesse James Hates

The real Jesse James continued to be unmasked today when it was revealed that the man who cheated on America’s sweetheart with troubled gutter rats and posed for photos with Nazi paraphernalia also hates homosexuals. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jesse James raised snow leopards in his garage just to murder them and throw their bodies in his dumpster without even skinning them for their rare and beautiful fur, so I’m going to file this one under “No Duh”, unfortunately.

This information is coming from two former employees of Jesse’s, who say that in addition to regularly saying “faggot” and showing great disdain for the gay community, he also sent this whopper of an email to the two of them after they were fired:

Now you guys will be able to Suck each others D***s without anyone giving you a hard time for it!

That’s right!…my place is ‘f***ed up’..and the Two most ‘f***ed up’ things about my place are gone now!…..Don’t worry though you 2 f***ots will be fine!

Maybe Just Maybe? If you suck his d**k real hard he might even put you guys on TV!…….

OK, what does any of that even mean? It reads like an obnoxious 12-year old is trying out all their new swear words for the first time on paper. Again, not that that’s particularly surprising.

What’s next for this guy? What’s going to happen to his business? Tiger’s brand has collapsed since his scandal broke, and compared to Jesse, Tiger’s on some Fitzwilliam Darcy shit. Dude’s gonna be broke, you know that his Jew and gay-hating ways are going to close every door in Hollywood for good. Shoot. Maybe he should try and reconcile with Bombshell, you know?

April 13, 2010 at 1:51 pm by Molls

12Sandra Bullock’s Babysitting Jesse’s Kids Now

Before you know it, she’ll be the one picking the douche up from rehab and going home with him to enjoy a home-cooked meal.

God, I hope not and shudder to even consider the thought.

Yep, James is back in rehab, more to salvage his reputation than for actual sex-therapy purposes, even though he checked out earlier this past week after only being there for mere hours.

Sandra was photographed with Jesse’s two girls this morning, and no one looked all that happy about it, either.

Sources close to the estranged couple state:

“It’s a positive sign about Sandra’s relationship with Jesse.”

I just hope that Sandra’s closeness with the children has more to do with her feelings for them rather than trying to help James out while he’s in the porky.

April 9, 2010 at 5:49 am by Sarah