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Sandra Bullock

12Sandra Bullock’s Babysitting Jesse’s Kids Now

Before you know it, she’ll be the one picking the douche up from rehab and going home with him to enjoy a home-cooked meal.

God, I hope not and shudder to even consider the thought.

Yep, James is back in rehab, more to salvage his reputation than for actual sex-therapy purposes, even though he checked out earlier this past week after only being there for mere hours.

Sandra was photographed with Jesse’s two girls this morning, and no one looked all that happy about it, either.

Sources close to the estranged couple state:

“It’s a positive sign about Sandra’s relationship with Jesse.”

I just hope that Sandra’s closeness with the children has more to do with her feelings for them rather than trying to help James out while he’s in the porky.

April 9, 2010 at 5:49 am by Sarah

23Sandra Bullock Breaks Her Silence

… Over probably the most important part of this entire affair ordeal. Bullock speaks exclusively to People magazine — like, today — regarding the up-and-coming rumors that she starred alongside estranged husband, Jesse James, in a homemade sex tape:

“There is no sex tape … There never has been one and there never will be one.”

While it’s rumored that James’ sex-tally is up to twelve mistresses (And what the fuck is wrong with people nowadays, really … One is bad, but fucking twelve?!), some women are now coming forward to claim that there’s a long history of sex-tape filled escapades featuring the man, the myth, Jesse “Adolph” James.

I think it’s super-classy that Bullock’s kept her mouth closed this entire time — and not in a meek, ‘I’m-gonna-forget-about-this-whole-shebang-in-three-months-anyway-so-let-me-leave-in-peace-for-Sweden’ kind of way — and it’s evident that she means business.

Mess with the woman, you’re fucked … mess with her sexual reputation? Dude, it is so on.

April 6, 2010 at 11:17 am by Sarah
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11Jesse James Checks Out of Rehab, ‘Cause It’s So Obviously Not Worth It.

Upon finding out that Sandra Bullock had allegedly (and indefinitely) pulled the plug on any attempts at trying to save the couple’s marriage, the Monster Garage cheater got pissed like a petulant little boy who heard ‘no’ twice in a row and checked himself out of rehab after only a few days. Since there was obviously no point in being there if it wouldn’t result in him getting laid one way or another, James hit the road. Jack.

Sources state that rehab was James’ last-ditch effort to resurrect (by the way, Happy Easter) his dilapidated marriage to America’s Sweetheart. … And you can totally see the conviction in the gesture, right? However, despite his “effort,” insiders close to Sandra state that she’s divorcing him “rehab or no rehab.”

Damn, girl, good for you.

April 4, 2010 at 7:46 am by Sarah

5Sandra Bullock’s Movin’ Out!

Maybe, anyway.  One would, at least, assume that someone’s moving out, right?

TMZ scored a photo of a moving truck sitting outside of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James’ shared SoCal home yesterday evening. The ever-present news source reports that the truck arrived and sat for about an hour while movers took out a few items such as a sofa, a love seat and some boxes.

One would assume that Bullock’s moving on out.

Either that, or she’s hauling away the shit that Jesse and his hos contaminated by having sexual relations all up on them.  This truck could be on its way to the incinerator, folks and far be it from me to blame Bullock  if that were the case.

Image courtesy of TMZ.com

April 3, 2010 at 5:44 am by Sarah

16Like a Pack of Wild Animals

Sandra Bullock has been in the tabloids the past month more than I recall her being in them in the history of her career, and so that means she’s officially the paparazzi’s meal ticket. Sandy and a friend were trying to leave a Beverly Hills home last night and were completely mobbed by photographers. She was covered entirely in what looked like tapestries that she got at a Phish show, but you know that TMZ set is relentless. Normally I can’t complain about invasive “reporting” or whatever you want to call it because, duh! I work at a gossip blog, but IMHO, this is crossing the line.

Sandra Bullock’s has got to be seriously traumatized right now and you know riding around in that poor excuse for an invisibility cloak isn’t helping anything. What do we need? Photos of her being sad? We know she’s sad. Photos of her getting boned and owned by some sexy stud and the best rebound story imaginable? Maybe that I would enjoy but still know deep down is none of my business, you know? Let a woman heal. She didn’t ask for this. One.

April 1, 2010 at 3:28 pm by Molls

30Wash, Rinse, Repeat

We’re on to Phase 3 of the now-standard Hollywood sex scandal: Rehab! Jesse James’ rep spoke exclusively to People Magazine and said, “Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues. He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage.” The rep also stated that attending rehab was Jesse’s own idea. I would imagine that that’s probably because his wife’s not even talking to him.

We’ve seen David Duchovny, Tiger Woods and Russell Brand head to treatment just for their compulsion to bone everything in sight, but I’m not sure that this is actual treatment as much as it’s a good way to save face in public. Sandra’s moved out, he’s had alleged affairs with four women, and he’s been tied to white supremacy. It’s obvious that this guy has to do something to clean up his life, so let’s hope that this “treatment facility” gets the job done.

March 31, 2010 at 10:06 am by Molls