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Ryan Gosling Saved A Girl’s Life

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I love Ryan Gosling and all, but sometimes he doesn’t seem like a real person. He’s an incredibly beautiful man who loves Disneyland and does ballet. He breaks up street fights. And now he rescues damsels in distress on the mean streets of New York.

This story is from Twitter, but legitimate news sources are covering it, so I’m going to go ahead and say it actually happened. Here are the tweets from Laurie Penny, a journalist from London who happened to come into harm’s way while Ryan Gosling was on duty:

I literally, LITERALLY just got saved from a car by Ryan Gosling. Literally. That actually just happened.

I was crossing 6th avenue in a new pink wig. Not looking the right way because I am from London. Ryan Gosling grabbed me away from a taxi.

He did not say ‘hey, girl.’ He said ‘hey, watch out!’

Identity of no-idea-if-actually-a-manarchist-but-definitely-a-decent-sort Ryan Gosling confirmed by girl near me, who said ‘you lucky bitch’

I would also like to thank the several other, more anonymous New Yorkers who have saved me from cars since my stay here.

She also said that she thought it looked like some dude named Jed, but then she realized that Jed would never wear double denim. So not only did Ryan Gosling rescue her, but he did it while wearing double denim. Honestly.

What’s next, Ryan? Maybe you’ll be at your bank, just taking care of some business, when some masked man jumps out with a gun, and you’ll disarm him with one hand and restrain him with the other. Maybe you’ll be going for a nice little ride on a boat and you’ll see some terrified child in the water, screaming “help! I don’t know how to swim!” and you’ll jump in without any trace of concern for your fancy clothes and pull the child to safety. Maybe you’ll be in the store when I’m stubbornly trying to ride a bicycle that’s way too tall for me and you’ll say “hey girl, you ain’t no Lance Armstrong, try the kid’s section.” Maybe you’ll be the one to save us from ourselves.

Your Daily Gosling … and His Lookalike

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Ryan Gosling’s on his way home! I guess, anyway. He’s leaving Thailand, so unless he’s going to make an entire temporary move to the cavernous recesses of Eva Mendes‘ vagina of doom, he’s probably just going to head back to his main residence.

These photos are of Ryan’s last day in Thailand, where he was filming Only God Forgives, or The Stupidest Ryan Gosling Movie Title I’ve Ever F-cking Heard, which wrapped over the last few days. Next up on Ryan’s to-do list? Something called Lawless, which is a film about, I don’t know, something, and drops sometime in 2013. The cast is comprised of thespians like Natalie Portman, Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, and Rooney Mara. Aren’t you fancy these days, Ryan?

Also, in Your Daily Ryan Gosling Lookalike, that Joey Thompson dude is apparently looking for people to help send his ass to ‘The Ellen Degeneres Show’. And this is his video. I’m not quite sure we should be loving this guy so hard just yet – enough to warrant an ‘Ellen’ appearance, at any rate … I mean, we might need to see a few more videos. You know. And I can supply the ideas. Like, ‘How to Be Nude Like Ryan Gosling’. ‘How to Show Up at Sarah’s Front Door Like Ryan Gosling’. Maybe even ‘How to Be Nude and Show Up at Sarah’s Front Door Like Ryan Gosling’. That one’s probably my favorite. But yeah, Joey, I’ll share your video because it’s my civic duty or something, so here y’all are. Send Joey to ‘Ellen’, OK?

All photos courtesy of our partner, Lainey Gossip

Your Daily Gosling

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Oh no, girl! Ryan Gosling’s all f-cked up!

No, actually, he’s not. I mean, he is, but it’s not real or anything. This is the movie that he’s been filming in Thailand, Only God Forgives. Sources are saying that Eva‘s down there with him off and on for the whole ordeal, and she’s babysitting his dog, too. Word on the street says that’s pretty serious:

… Filming for the new flick is currently ongoing in Bangkok, Thailand and a source close to the actor revealed that his girlfriend, Eva Mendes, is caring for his dog George.

He was going to have his friends watch George, but changed his mind at the last minute,” a source told Us. “That’s a huge deal to him. He wouldn’t leave that dog with just anyone.”

Sorry to dash your hopes so early in the day, guys. But it gets better! Apparently this movie might actually be alright, and not some complete craptrap like Drive was. Rotten Tomatoes has it posted today, and people are saying that it might be a film worth watching. Here’s what it’s all about:

Bangkok. Ten years ago Julian killed a cop and went on the run. Now he manages a Thai boxing club as a front for a drugs operation. Respected in the criminal underworld, deep inside, he feels empty. When JULIAN’s brother murders a prostitute the police call on retired cop Chang – the Angel of Vengeance. Chang allows the father to kill his daughter’s murderer, then ‘restores order’ by chopping off the man’s right hand. Julian’s mother Jenna – the head of a powerful criminal organization – arrives in Bangkok to collect her son’s body. She dispatches Julian to find his killers and ‘raise hell’. Increasingly obsessed with the Angel of Vengeance, Julian challenges him to a boxing match, hoping that by defeating him he might find spiritual release… but Chang triumphs. A furious Jenna plots revenge and the stage is set for a bloody journey through betrayal and vengeance towards a final confrontation and the possibility of redemption.

Oh, no, sorrry. No it doesn’t. My bad!

Check out the rest of the photos of Ryan‘s bruised, bloodied, and battered face in the gallery.