Can we just imagine what this lucky, lucky lady is thinking, walking alongside Ryan Gosling in New York City? I mean, look at her. It’s like she’s seen the face of God, and to some people, Ryan Gosling and God are one and the same. And who knows! Maybe he is God on Earth, and if that’s the case, people will probably be queuing up around the block to confess their mortal sins and hoping that the penance will be something along the lines of … I’m sorry, I have to stop this right here. See, it’s drifting into sacrilege territory, and I don’t think Ryan Gosling God looks too kindly on those who idolize other golden gods. I’m pretty sure there’s a commandment out there prohibiting such behavior, isn’t there?
Finally? How f-cking awesome do you have to be to garner 396+ news headlines just for taking a stroll with a paper sack in New York City and doing nothing else? Pretty f-cking bomb-ass is all I have to say. Damn.
This story is from Twitter, but legitimate news sources are covering it, so I’m going to go ahead and say it actually happened. Here are the tweets from Laurie Penny, a journalist from London who happened to come into harm’s way while Ryan Gosling was on duty:
I literally, LITERALLY just got saved from a car by Ryan Gosling. Literally. That actually just happened.
I was crossing 6th avenue in a new pink wig. Not looking the right way because I am from London. Ryan Gosling grabbed me away from a taxi.
He did not say ‘hey, girl.’ He said ‘hey, watch out!’
Identity of no-idea-if-actually-a-manarchist-but-definitely-a-decent-sort Ryan Gosling confirmed by girl near me, who said ‘you lucky bitch’
I would also like to thank the several other, more anonymous New Yorkers who have saved me from cars since my stay here.
She also said that she thought it looked like some dude named Jed, but then she realized that Jed would never wear double denim. So not only did Ryan Gosling rescue her, but he did it while wearing double denim. Honestly.
What’s next, Ryan? Maybe you’ll be at your bank, just taking care of some business, when some masked man jumps out with a gun, and you’ll disarm him with one hand and restrain him with the other. Maybe you’ll be going for a nice little ride on a boat and you’ll see some terrified child in the water, screaming “help! I don’t know how to swim!” and you’ll jump in without any trace of concern for your fancy clothes and pull the child to safety. Maybe you’ll be in the store when I’m stubbornly trying to ride a bicycle that’s way too tall for me and you’ll say “hey girl, you ain’t no Lance Armstrong, try the kid’s section.” Maybe you’ll be the one to save us from ourselves.
Ryan Gosling’s on his way home! I guess, anyway. He’s leaving Thailand, so unless he’s going to make an entire temporary move to the cavernous recesses of Eva Mendes‘ vagina of doom, he’s probably just going to head back to his main residence.
These photos are of Ryan’s last day in Thailand, where he was filming Only God Forgives, or The Stupidest Ryan Gosling Movie Title I’ve Ever F-cking Heard, which wrapped over the last few days. Next up on Ryan’s to-do list? Something called Lawless, which is a film about, I don’t know, something, and drops sometime in 2013. The cast is comprised of thespians like Natalie Portman, Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, and Rooney Mara. Aren’t you fancy these days, Ryan?
Also, in Your Daily Ryan Gosling Lookalike, that Joey Thompson dude is apparently looking for people to help send his ass to ‘The Ellen Degeneres Show’. And this is his video. I’m not quite sure we should be loving this guy so hard just yet – enough to warrant an ‘Ellen’ appearance, at any rate … I mean, we might need to see a few more videos. You know. And I can supply the ideas. Like, ‘How to Be Nude Like Ryan Gosling’. ‘How to Show Up at Sarah’s Front Door Like Ryan Gosling’. Maybe even ‘How to Be Nude and Show Up at Sarah’s Front Door Like Ryan Gosling’. That one’s probably my favorite. But yeah, Joey, I’ll share your video because it’s my civic duty or something, so here y’all are. Send Joey to ‘Ellen’, OK?