Excuse me a second, I’ve laughed myself into such a state that I thought I was going to throw up for a second. I’m all better now, but this was a tough thing to follow Deena Cortese’s bare bum, you know? My stomach was kind of on the edge there as it were.
Anyway, this is Ryan Gosling‘s newest look for his latest film, The Place Beyond the Pines, where he plays a motorcycle-riding stuntman who turns to a life of crime to support his family. Not only do I laugh because the hair is just so, so bad (I’m not even touching the Crybaby-like tattoo – and eyeliner? Is that eyeliner?), but the thought of Ryan Gosling playing a hardened criminal just tickles me deep in a place I can’t talk about here.
Bradley Cooper also stars in the film, which is set to release sometime in 2013, and I sincerely hope that the production designers and wardrobe specialists didn’t share Ryan’s brassy little secret with him, too. There’d be no way for me to keep a straight face.
Are you loving Ryan’s bad-boy (LOL!) style?
July 28, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
I’m really sorry, that headline was cruel. We’re not officially implementing a daily Ryan Gosling feature over here (unless maybe you wanted us to. Do you love Ryan Gosling as much as we do? I don’t know, maybe we can negotiate.), but goodness gracious, isn’t he a delightful man?
Also, does this film look awesome or what? That’s a legitimate question, by the way, does this film look good at all? Because I can’t tell. You stick Gosling on the screen with Christina Hendricks and you expect me to be able to do anything other than flail and pant? I’m sorry, but have we met?
July 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Oh, you mean we gave you a link already today? Oh. Well. How about that.
If you’ll remember, all the way back in December we showed you a clip of Ryan Gosling learning about a Tumblr dedicated to his beauty and grace. And obviously it was too good to let die, so the same brilliant interviewer decided to revive it. And man, if Ryan Gosling isn’t the most adorable, then you tell me what is. And then I’ll probably just die, because really, something more precious than this man?
July 21, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily
There really were. Well, with the exception of the swole-faced, purse-lipped Stephen Baldwin. Didn’t he used to be the hot one? Was he the one in Flatliners? Nope, crap, that was William Baldwin. This is what he looks like these days:
Anyway. I didn’t intend for this post to turn out all about the Baldwins, baby, but I guess the urge just wins sometimes.
Billy Baldwin image courtesy of Contact Music
July 20, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Ryan Gosling. The down-to-earth and also-happens-to-be-amazing-looking second in command love of my life (Adrien Brody would be first, but Ryan’s fighting tooth and nail for that position). I just love this dude so much, and I love his sense of humor, too. I’d totally sit there with him at lunch making faces at photographers. And me? Well, I’ve got a veritable ARSENAL of funny faces – sometimes I spend hours in the mirror just practicing.
Plus, it’s so cool that his dog is also so very grounded. He sniffs the crotches of strangers. How more normal could you be?
July 15, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
I don’t know about you guys, but when I see an attractive man with a dog, something in my brain is like “game on.” Like my boy and I are in the process of adopting a puppy (long story, but I have really shitty neighbors and there’s a precious little baby pit bull who just needs all the love in the world), and when they play together, it’s pretty irresistibly adorable. It’s a lot like an attractive man with a baby; there’s just something about it that calls to me. And I know that I am not alone in that, right?