Oh, sorry, were you expecting an actual story here? Because there’s not one. There are oodles of beautiful pictures of Ryan Gosling with director Nicolas Winding Refn at Cannes, but that’s about it. In the wise words of our very own Sarah, “there never needs to be an excuse to run a gallery of photos of Ryan Gosling,” and in the wise words of me, “suck it, I’m about to go to hell, I’ll do as I damn well please.”
Oh Ryan Gosling. Is there ANY way that you don’t look absolutely edible? I mean here you are, in the airport, looking classy, put-together, and effortless. You probably sat through a grueling six-hour-plus flight from God-knows-where, and I’d still clean the dried ball sweat from the insides of your thighs. WITH MY TONGUE. I know, that’s pretty gross, but seriously? So true.
I mean, wasn’t that one of the reasons that he and Rachel McAdams split to begin with? Because he thought she was selling out, and he was trying to stay hip and cool in the indie film industry? I mean, fuck, you won’t hear me complain too much: you can only watch Lars and the Real Girl so many times before your soul cries for the caliber of movie like The Notebook again, so I understand, Ryan. Everybody needs a paycheck, and now you should get back together with Rachel McAdams so she doesn’t marry that goon-looking dude that molests her in public because he’s shocked and amazed that he can get such a hot chick. Now’s your chance, man, move on in!
Oh, and hell’s bells, doesn’t this movie look just SUPER?!
Oh, hey. There’s no tellin’ how this news day is going to go, and on the off chance that it’s a slow one, I’m thinkin’ we might as well get these really cute photos of Ryan Gosling by Mario Testino out of the way. They’re part of a series called “How To Look Like a Movie Star” and they were shot for GQ.
Is there anything hotter than a hot guy who believes in Santa Claus playing a ukulele and being all warm and charming and hot and old-fashioned and HOT? Let me force-feed you the answer: NO.
And just in case the endearing above video wasn’t enough for you, there’s a Ryan Gosling photo gallery down there for you to page through on this beautiful Friday morning. Because I love Ryan Gosling, and there’s no such thing as crossing the line into obsession when it comes to too much LOVE.
“I loved the idea that Walt Disney had this dream of a place and then made it a reality. The fact that somebody believed in their idea so much to make it a reality… I want to be that kind of person. My mother still believes in Santa Claus. We tried to break it to her once, but she wasn’t having it.”
- My affirmed new favorite person, Ryan Gosling, touching on the topics of Disneyland and wishing upon stars.
Are you guys hip to Tumblr? If not, I’ll let you in on this neat little trick: fuckyeah_______.tumblr.com. Seriously, fill anything into the blank – unicorns, popcorn, Jesus Christ – and you’ll get a blog devoted to that topic. So obviously, there’s a Fuck Yeah Ryan Gosling Tumblr, what with him being so dreamy and all. I don’t know if the fact that he knows about it should blow my mind so much, but it really does. It also opens the door to so very many questions.
If you knew that people were on the internet putting romantic captions on pictures of you, would you check it out? If so, would it creep you out or boost your game? And what’s next, Adam Lambert giving dramatic readings of poorly written fan fiction from Livejournal?
This is just a sample of the tough questions I’ve been trying to tackle today, but I only have one new certainty: Ryan Gosling is beautiful and charming and possibly my new favorite person. We can discuss this in the comments, right?