“Russell Crowe. There’s no graciousness or humility about him. You can be talented but you also need luck to become successful and he has no gratitude. I’ve interviewed him for various awards shows. I know a lot of things that he’s allegedly said to people.”
- Joan Rivers tells Metro about the rudest celebrity she’s ever encountered on the red carpet. Let’s hope that Russell doesn’t show face at the Globes tonight because that could be awkward.
January 17, 2010 at 11:42 am by Molls
So. Katy Perry & Russell Brand got engaged on New Year’s Eve. Now, she’s been posting some tweets that have raised a few eyebrows over at pregnancy-obsessed People magazine. The tweets in question– where she tells Brand (@rustyrockets) that he’s “prego-ed,” then expresses a craving for In-N-Out burger– are below.
I don’t usually give a crap about possible celebrity pregnancies. It’s just a little weird to be speculating about what’s going on inside another woman’s uterus, isn’t it? (I have a hard enough time figuring out the mysteries of my own.) But a Perry/Brand baby is the most adorable idea since paint-by-numbers pictures of sad kitties with big eyes, so I hope it’s true.
Honestly, though… a recent engagement and a few suspect tweets isn’t very substantial evidence. What do you think? Is her tummy just rumbly for a flying dutchman, or is there an actual fetus in there?
January 9, 2010 at 6:04 pm by Kelly
Well, I called it. I have been saying that I was going to be writing an engagement announcement for these two before Valentine’s Day and looks like they were willing to deliver.
Russell Brand confirmed his engagement to Katy Perry yesterday to Britain’s Sun by texting them “It’s true. Much love.” Us Weekly followed up with Russell’s rep and they confirmed it as well. Russell asked Katy to marry him while the two were on a romantic getaway in India. From Us Weekly:
An insider tells Us that Brand popped the question with a ring, and Perry happily accepted.
The exotic trip, a Perry insider tells Us, “was his Christmas gift. She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her.”
Well, Khloe and Lamar at least made it a couple months, so I give these two at least twice that with maybe even a baby or two before they finally can’t stand each other anymore.
January 6, 2010 at 11:35 am by Molls
Russell Brand was looking a lot more bundled up than we’re used to seeing him these days when he and his girlfriend Katy Perry left his Hampstead home. There’s a couple things to say here: 1) Thank God that man is finally in a climate where he can’t be comfortable dressed like a Girl Next Door 2) Is it just me or is this couple going a little 2 Fast 2 Furious? They’ve been dating for like, four months or something and they’re constantly photographed together. Russell’s even said he’d consider having kids with Katy. Are these two in it to win it, or am I a cynical jerk for thinking that this whole relationship seems seriously rushed?
December 22, 2009 at 11:01 am by Molls
Russell Brand started the week out in pink socks, moved quickly on to short shorts and now he’s wearing my sixth grade BFF’s favorite tank top. I have to stop looking at photos of Russell Brand. I’m 100% positive that he’s just fucking with us now and I won’t be played like that! You hear me Russell? I don’t care if you kiss your famous girlfriend good-bye dressed like a teenage girl and then go hang out with your motorcyclist friend. I don’t care a lot, anyway. I care a little bit.
December 18, 2009 at 11:07 am by Molls
That’s right. That’s a picture of Russell Brand’s crotch n’ legs. Happy Thursday, you guys.
For those of you who aren’t keeping up, there was quite a debate over the cloth covering (and not covering) Russell’s legs the other day when he stepped out in a pair of short shorts and hot pink knee socks. Some of you agreed with me that he looked like a fool who was just trying to make a spectacle of himelf, others probably called me a bitch but I only skimmed their comment because I have a massive ego to keep intact and a couple of you said that they were just a nod to his favorite football team back home, West Ham.
Well, here’s another dimension to this thrilling story: Yesterday Russell was seen wearing shorter shorts and redder socks into the gym. For those of you who suggested that he might be repping his love for West Ham with the hot pink pair he was wearing the other day, check out these socks. I don’t know anything about football (American or Euro), but I do recognize those team colors to be West Ham’s. I guess that means that we’ve still got a mystery on our hands: Why would a grown-ass man want to be seen in public in hot pink knee-high socks?
Keep checking back for more updates as Russell Brand Sock Watch ’09 continues to go down before our eyes. I am thrilled to bring you every detail about what this man is putting on his feet to absorb sweat so he doesn’t ruin his sneakers.