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Russell Brand

9Russell Brand Had a Posse of Peeps Procuring Pussy

Though he’s engaged to one of the hottest females on the planet, Russell Brand has no bones about discussing his prior sexual conquests and how they attributed to his sexual addiction. Brand claims that he formerly had a group of, uh, “supporters” that frequently scoped out fuckable chicks and made it happen more or less:

“When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive. My selection process was outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward – ‘I’m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak’.”

So, yeah. I guess he’s some sort of reformed sex god or whatever, but I still can’t believe that Katy Perry’s considering marrying him. I mean, who knows. She strikes me as a person who could get down with the freakiness that Brand’s legacy has left him, so hell. It could be a match made in raven-haired, eyeliner-lovin’ heaven.  The world may never know.

May 13, 2010 at 8:19 am by Sarah

5Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s Date Night

The Couple With The Most Dark Hair took in a movie together last night at the Arclight. So they’re still together. Interesting.

BTW, it’s not the paparazzi that freak me out, it’s the autograph hunters! The people who heard Katy Perry was in a two-hour movie at the Arclight and then showed up with their folder of Katy Perry pictures and albums in hopes they could get her John Hancock and make a nice profit on eBay. Weirdos. Those people are weirdos to me.

May 9, 2010 at 12:14 pm by Molls

52I Don’t Think Even This is Considered Witty, British Humor

Although reformed sex-addict pioneer Russell Brand is ready to tie the knot with “I Kissed a Girl” singer Katy Perry, it doesn’t prevent him from living vicariously through other philandering fools like Tiger Woods and Jesse James.

At Thursday’s Victoria’s Secret swim party, Brand was asked about his take on the two latest cheating scandals that rocked pop culture, and in his slyly-coquettish way, Brand replied:

“I like them! [James and Woods]… They seem like nice guys.”

I dunno, man. Doesn’t exactly sound like a man in love to me, especially coming from someone who’s admitted that he had a sexual addiction in the past, am I right?

Brand claims that he’s leaving the wedding planning to his fiancee and states that she’s the one in control of everything, anyway.

Assuming this is true, Katy, I’d keep a shorter leash on your man after these kind of comments, but then again, who knows.  Maybe all of these “accidentally” exposed cheating scandals are the new black and Katy’ll actually be into it.

What do you guys think — unabashed honesty or a ploy to reinforce the whole, zany, oddball mystique?

March 27, 2010 at 3:07 pm by Sarah

13Some Cool People Wore Some Cool Clothes Last Night

Everyone was at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party last night. Everyone! Kelsey Grammer was there and he doesn’t even make music! The cool thing about this party though is that I feel like we got a little taste of what the fashion is going to be like tonight at the Grammys. In my personal opinion, the stars always look best at the Grammys. It’s a much more casual award show and rock stars and musicians are less likely (or more likely, depending on who we’re talking about) to make a huge to-do about their outfits. From these photos, I’m thinking we’re going to see a lot of distressed pieces and sparkles tonight.

January 31, 2010 at 12:45 pm by Molls

5Quotables

“Russell Crowe. There’s no graciousness or humility about him. You can be talented but you also need luck to become successful and he has no gratitude. I’ve interviewed him for various awards shows. I know a lot of things that he’s allegedly said to people.”

- Joan Rivers tells Metro about the rudest celebrity she’s ever encountered on the red carpet. Let’s hope that Russell doesn’t show face at the Globes tonight because that could be awkward.

January 17, 2010 at 11:42 am by Molls

22Is Katy Perry Pregnant?

So. Katy Perry & Russell Brand got engaged on New Year’s Eve. Now, she’s been posting some tweets that have raised a few eyebrows over at pregnancy-obsessed People magazine. The tweets in question– where she tells Brand (@rustyrockets) that he’s “prego-ed,” then expresses a craving for In-N-Out burger– are below.

I don’t usually give a crap about possible celebrity pregnancies. It’s just a little weird to be speculating about what’s going on inside another woman’s uterus, isn’t it? (I have a hard enough time figuring out the mysteries of my own.) But a Perry/Brand baby is the most adorable idea since paint-by-numbers pictures of sad kitties with big eyes, so I hope it’s true.

Honestly, though… a recent engagement and a few suspect tweets isn’t very substantial evidence. What do you think? Is her tummy just rumbly for a flying dutchman, or is there an actual fetus in there?

January 9, 2010 at 6:04 pm by Kelly