6Russell Brand Prances Around In His Undies

I realize that these photos of Russell Brand running around in his underwear with blood on his mouth are from the set of his new movie Arthur, but I’d like to think that this is what he’d be doing even if he wasn’t working. For some reason, nearly naked and partially bloody just suits Russell. And he seems to love it, too. Look at how he’s hamming it up for the cameras…

August 6, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Molls

10What Did You Get Your Boyfriend For His Birthday?

Whatever it is, Katy Perry’s present is probably cooler.

For Russell Brand’s 35th birthday, Katy bought him a trip to outer space.  He’ll be on the Virgin Galactic thing that I think I heard about back in middle school for its very first voyage. Here’s the description of Katy’s present from E!:

Brand and the other brave participants will jet more than 365,000 feet straight into the Earth’s atmosphere at a speed three times faster than the speed of sound. Then they can unfasten their seatbelts and float weightlessly for five minutes before shuttling back to Earth.

“There will be 17-inch-diameter windows to look out onto,” a space agent for Virgin Galactic tells E! “Passengers will be able to view Earth around 800 miles in any direction from space.”

But Russell will have to do some prep work before his blastoff, including two to three days of astronaut training. Luckily, he has plenty of time, since the spacecraft is still in testing stages.

And then, when he comes back down to Earth after hanging out in space, he’ll get astronaut wings and they’ll throw him an astronaut party.  Because Russell Brand will be an astronaut. What is happening to the world?

July 31, 2010 at 10:42 am by Emily

8Caption This

Russell Brand, looking “smashing,” as he’d probably say, on set of his Arthur remake. Get your fill, guys. He’s all man and all Katy Perry’s.

July 28, 2010 at 8:30 am by Sarah

6Russell Brand is Batman

While his fiance is running around the world looking like some candy-coated whore, Russell Brand is in NYC dressed as Batman. While Rusty’s get up was for something he was filming, I think his obvious comfort in the suit helped me realize what it is that those two have in common: They both have the brains of children. That’s adorable.

Anyway, Russell looks kind of hot in these pictures. There was a few that I had to look at twice to even make sure it was him. He looks pretty good without all that fuzzy crap on his face, you know? And this getup is definitely better than the pink socks.

July 18, 2010 at 11:26 am by Molls

3Every Celebrity Known to Man Was in NYC Yesterday

And I’ve got a myriad of photos to prove it!

Well, OK. No, not every celebrity known to man, but a bunch that allowed themselves to be photographed. I mean, it is New York City after all, right?

July 13, 2010 at 3:23 pm by Sarah

25Katy Perry Is Getting Married Becasue She Withheld Sex From Her Boyfriend

Self-described “fucking strong elephant of a woman” Katy Perry has shared the man-taming secret she used to get her beau, Russell Brand. Katy told UK’s Esquire magazine that she stole the reformed sexaholic’s heart by refusing to sleep with him on the first day they met. The two were on the set of Russell movie “Get Him To The Greek” and when the comedian propositioned the singer, she threw a bottle at his head. The bottle, Katy says, “hit him smack dab on the head.” She added, “Can you imagine the horrible feeling he had, when he was used to getting everything he wanted? I was like, ‘You’ve met your match.’ ”

Katy makes sounding holding out like it’s some sort of bad-ass move that doesn’t just continue to feed a clearly psychologically damaged man’s virgin/whore complex, but hey! There’s something to be said for not stripping down and boning on day one. I’m not sure if it’s a smart way to find a husband (I mean, do you really want to have to wave your pussy above your husband’s head like you would a steak with a pitbull? I think not), but like… yeah. In general I think it’s a good rule not to sleep with hairy British comedians the first time you chill.

July 6, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Molls