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Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie’s Variety Show FAILS

The American audience just ain’t what it used to be! We now spend Thanksgiving eve at the bars, not in front of the TV with our families. And if we ARE watching TV? We wanna see...

Menage a Trois!

Rosie O’Donnell poses with her partner (wife?) Kelli Carpenter and Fran Drescher at Rosie’s Gala in NYC on Monday night. I don’t have much to say about this, except for...

Rosie’s Got a New Gig!

Rosie O’Donnell will be returning to television, but kept far, far away from Elizabeth Hasselbeck. She’s going to do a live variety show on NBC. And not only will the show be...

All Dolled Up

It’s rare that we see Rosie O’Donnell wearing makeup for an off-camera appearance, but she got herself all done up for Comedy Central’s autism fundraiser on Sunday night...

This Has to Be True Love

Okay: What is wrong with Rosie O’Donnell’s face? Is this some sort of disease? Or did she just break out with adult-onset freckles? You have to truly love someone to stay with...

Rosie O’Donnell Is So Pretty

What. The fuck. Is on. Her forehead? She looks like a damn Cardassian. Yeah, that’s right. I just made a Star Trek call. What’re you gonna do about it?

Rosie Still Says Hideously Stupid Things

There are people in life that don’t have the wherewithal to just shut the fuck up. You know these people. They were the ones doing kegstands while everyone else was packing up the...