I know we spend a lot of time blathering mindlessly about how gorgeous Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is, and I’m not even going to change my tune this time to switch it up just a little bit. Girl here has got to be one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen, seriously. I mean, I subscribe to Women’s Health, and the July/August 2011 cover features ours truly. It sits on the lower level of my glass-topped coffee table, and I’m able to see it from all angles of my living room as I stuff my face with doughnuts and Frappuccinos out of sheer jealousy and frustration.
No, I’m kidding. Doughtnuts and Frappuccinos are actually pretty gross, but the rest is all true.
July 8, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
I still can’t get over how pretty Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is. Like, how is this girl real? It’s time for a confession though: I don’t know anything about her. At all. For instance, did you know she was British? No idea. Another thing I didn’t know is that apparently we have similar taste in hot looking dudes.
While Rosie was on Live with Regis and Kelly, she mentioned that she’s had herself a crush on my favorite man of the moment, Prince Harry, for the majority of her life. She even adorably added “I’m waiting for my proposal. Come on, Harry!”
Ok, I know this isn’t a big story. Nobody’s pregnant, nobody’s getting secret married. Some incredibly hot lady wants to get with an incredibly hot man, and I want to think about that, that’s all. Is that so horrible? Is that so wrong? If so, then, you guessed it, I just don’t want to be right.
If any artists would like to sketch what Rosie and Harry’s male, 18-year-old offspring would look like, my email’s on the sidebar over there. I’ll just leave that option open.
June 29, 2011 at 6:30 am by Emily
Rosie here is the lady who replaced Megan Fox in the Transformers movies. And maybe it’s just her breathtaking dress here combined with my total lack of appreciation for Megan Fox, but I think Rosie has Megan beat by miles and miles, at least.
What about you guys: Rosie or Megan?
June 26, 2011 at 1:00 pm by Emily
“When I started modelling, I was definitely heavier. I was quite voluptuous in fact. I had a real baby face and baby fat. But I was a baby! I was told I had to get into better shape, but I’m quite stubborn so I didn’t. … I can’t remember a time where I really battled with my body, but I can remember being asked to lose weight and battling with the advice. It hurt me. Especially as my baby fat naturally melted away as I got older.”
Huntington-Whiteley, who was also named one of Maxim magazine’s hottest women ever, did an interview with the magazine, which really isn’t all that interesting, but you can check it out here should you choose. Or, you know, you could also just save time and watch this short clip. My God, this is one beautiful woman.
June 9, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
I mean, it’s clear as a bell.
Really, though, Rosie-girl is an amazingly hot chick, but I’ll be honest: this magazine cover features one heinous face, right? Like, what were the photographers thinking? ‘Oh, yeah. Yup. That face right there, the one where you look like you’re having a seizure and swallowing your tongue? That’s the hotness, girl. DO THAT.’ Or maybe they were just too busy staring at her cleavage to see what the hell she was doing with her face. Yeah. That’s it. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, latest star in the Transformers franchise, is making a ethical statement that men do nothing but stare at lady tits, so it doesn’t matter what kind of weirdo face she makes. Power to the people and stuff, girl.