Full disclosure, I do not care about the Kristen Stewart/Rob Pattinson drama at all. He’s nice, she’s whatever, he’s 27, she’s 23, he’s gotta move on. But apparently he went to her house last week, and stayed for a few hours. Who knows what went on. Maybe he just forgot some things last time he packed his sad truck and drove off into the Los Feliz sunset.
Here’s more from Us:
X17 posted exclusive photos of the 27-year-old Twilight hunk parking outside his former love’s house. Pattinson apparently attempted to keep a low profile by driving a white Durango with an out of state license plate. “Rob looked nervous on his way to visit Kristen,” the photographer told X17. “He was trying to be discreet so no one would see him.”
They broke up in May because she infamously cheated on him with her crappy Snow White film director. He is currently not dating Katy Perry, probably because she’s always farting around him.
Though it seemed pretty obvious that there was nothing going on between Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry, we can all rest easy now as Katy confirmed that she and Rob aren’t lovers, but more like gross buddies. As Ms. Perry told ELLE UK via Hollywood Life:
He’s my bud, I’m his big sister. We just hang out. [...] OK, so here’s the proof there was nothing was ever going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never fart in front of a man I am dating. That’s a rule.
Yeah, solid “proof.” Thanks for that, Katy. She also admits that she finds the actor attractive, but has never acted on it. She told him,
One of the things I’m most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.
Uhhh I get what she means but this one she probably should have kept to herself.
As for her current love life, Perry appears to be not farting in front of John Mayer, which is a terrible choice.
Y’all know I cannot abide a cheater, but cheating is exactly what Kristen Stewart did to Robert Pattinson when she couldn’t keep her legs closed around Rupert Sanders. There’s no excuse for this fuckery, but assuming we wanted to give Kristen the benefit of the doubt (because RPattz did since he ~luved~ her so much), you basically would have a shred of decency and consideration for your partner and probably NEVER MENTION YOUR CHEATING EVER AGAIN, right? And spend a long ass time groveling and trying to earn back trust and all of that? (I mean, there’s no way you can EVER get trust back after that, in my book, but whatevs.) Anyhow, that’s what you should do, right?
Well, apparently KStew didn’t get the memo, as word on the street is the reason they broke up again is because she made a JOKE about cheating on the Robster during a heated argument. Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
From Hollywood Life:
Rob, 27, became “consumed” by paranoia that Kristen could cheat on him again, and a source close to the actor tells HollywoodLife.com how this ended their relationship:
“It all comes down to when she cheated on him, he couldn’t let it go and would always make remarks to her saying things like, “How do I know you are there?” “How do I know you are telling the truth?” “What else have you lied about?” It just consumed him to such a point that they would have occasional banter back and forth where they weren’t nice to each other. Her cheating basically opened other doors in their relationship of what they didn’t like of each other. There conversations where more bickering then loving, and in front of friends Kristen made jokes of the incident making it look like they were above it but he was actually hurt by her bringing it up in front of friends. She got a little cocky with it and he decided to end it after it all built up to one final argument.”
How sad! Clearly, these were issues that Rob was never going to be able to deal with, considering it has been one year since Kristen’s fling with Rupert was revealed.
“They had a conversation about taking a vacation together where they started fighting about the location of where they should go and that spiraled out into the issues they had with each other and he decided it was time to move on. And as you know, he did.”
I can’t with this two-bit hussy, if that’s how she rolls. Like, girl, no. So much no.
Another day, another “Robert Pattinson is boning a new chick” story. This time, it’s none other than Elvis’ granddaughter Riley Keough. You might remember Riley for her engagement stint to Alex Pettyfer before they split back in August 2012.
Here’s what the New York Daily News said about it:
“Keough isn’t just the apparent new apple of the British actor’s eye, she is also a close pal of [his ex Kristen] Stewart’s.”
Ohhhh, snap!!! Keep in mind, this whole dating story came about because RPattz drove Riley around in his truck in LA one day. So you know, that totally means they’re doing it. Except not! Gossip Cop claims all of this is false:
It’s NOT the case.
First of all, that is NOT Keough in Pattinson’s car, Gossip Cop confirms.
And more importantly — the two stars are NOT getting romantic.
Keough’s rep tells Gossip Cop exclusively that it’s absolutely “not true” that they’re dating.
Is it true? Is it false? Is Kristen Stewart devastated or is she too busy lezzing out with Katy Perry’s personal assistant to really care? What will happen next? So many questions, so few answers.
Oh dear, a drama’s brewing! Apparently Kristen Stewart has severed all ties with Katy Perry over the whole “dating her ex” thing. Robert Pattinson and Katy have been friends for a while, apparently, and he and KStew used to hang out with Katy and Katy’s assistant Tamra Natisin (who we all know Kristen’s lezzing it out with, so I’m not sure why she’s mad about this) but the fun is over! No more backwards baseball cap wearing strolls around Hollywood! No more… whatever the hell they all did together. Consider this friendship OVER.
From The Daily Mail:
Twilight star Kristen Stewart feels ‘betrayed’ over Robert Pattinson’s growing closeness to Katy Perry, friends have revealed.
Sitting on the singer’s lap and cuddling up to her at the Kids Choice Awards in March, Kristen, 23, showed just how close she was to pop star Katy, 28.
However, a source told MailOnline that Kristen feels ‘incredibly down right now and betrayed’ at rumours of a romance between Katy and her ex-boyfriend and former co-star Robert.
And the petite brunette has now cut off all ties with Katy – despite greeting her with a big hug at the Met Ball in New York last month – and a source said: ‘Kristen is in a certain state of denial. She can’t let go of Rob or get over him.
‘She keeps trying to contact Robert and find out what he is doing but her attempts to see Rob have been rebuffed. Rob is not responding to her. ‘
This all just seems like wayyyyy too much drama. First of all, I thought Katy was back with John Mayer? Secondly, I’m pretty sure – as stated above – that KStew prefers the ladies. I have no proof of that besides THE EYES GOD GAVE ME and a sixth sense to help me spot my own kind, and I’m sure she “loved” Rob and all (not enough not to cheat on him, but oh well) but… this is all ridiculous.
Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson have been linked together as a possible new couple, because they like the same music and thus wind up at the same shows, but obviously this means they are in love and seeing each other secretly and the reason for the big Twilight break-up. Ms. Perry and Sad Rob were both spotted at the Bjork concert, and the Daily Mail provided us with the only photo of them together that we have aside from this one.
They arrived separately and left the same way. Are they doing it? I don’t know, but the media, the public, and their fans seem to really, really want them to be. Right now I don’t even think they actually hang out. They’re like those friends you have on Facebook that you met once, then hung out with in a group setting, and now you occasionally “like” or comment on their statuses and you have the same friends and interests, so you wind up at the same things. I mean yeah, at some point they’re probably going to get hammered and bang, unless Katy Perry makes a huge mistake and moves in with John Mayer.
X17Online though is saying that,
The pair were said to have met up ‘discreetly’ and made their way into the gig together before leaving separately to avoid photographers waiting outside the venue, X17Online.com reports.
Come on, I don’t care how discreet they are, they’re 2 huge stars at a huge venue. If they were really going there together, that shit would have been captured all over Instagram in every different filter with hundres of hashtags and OMGs.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart split up earlier this month after “growing apart”, and Rob rode his shitty pickup truck away… to his old house just a few blocks away. He’s got a nice Spanish villa (with a couch in the backyard!) so he’ll be sitting pretty there.
From E! News:
Moving out and moving on.
Robert Pattinson was seen removing his belongings from ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s Los Angeles pad last week and it seems like he’s starting to get settled back into his own home just a few miles away.
The Twilight hunk, who owns a place in a nearby neighborhood, moved back into his Spanish-style villa over the holiday weekend.
The two actors have both been spotted out and about in Los Angeles separately.
Pattinson was seen running errands late last week and even stopped by a medical building on his own.
LOL, a medical building. Well, that’s progress! Maybe he should invite Katy Perry over for a board game night.