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This Is The Best Photo We Have Of Katy Perry And Rob Pattinson Together

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Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson have been linked together as a possible new couple, because they like the same music and thus wind up at the same shows, but obviously this means they are in love and seeing each other secretly and the reason for the big Twilight break-up. Ms. Perry and Sad Rob were both spotted at the Bjork concert, and the Daily Mail provided us with the only photo of them together that we have aside from this one.

They arrived separately and left the same way. Are they doing it? I don’t know, but the media, the public, and their fans seem to really, really want them to be. Right now I don’t even think they actually hang out. They’re like those friends you have on Facebook that you met once, then hung out with in a group setting, and now you occasionally “like” or comment on their statuses and you have the same friends and interests, so you wind up at the same things. I mean yeah, at some point they’re probably going to get hammered and bang, unless Katy Perry makes a huge mistake and moves in with John Mayer.

X17Online though is saying that,

The pair were said to have met up ‘discreetly’ and made their way into the gig together before leaving separately to avoid photographers waiting outside the venue, X17Online.com reports.

Come on, I don’t care how discreet they are, they’re 2 huge stars at a huge venue. If they were really going there together, that shit would have been captured all over Instagram in every different filter with hundres of hashtags and OMGs.

Robert Pattinson Drove His Truck Off Into the Sunset… And Stopped a Few Blocks Away

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart split up earlier this month after “growing apart”, and Rob rode his shitty pickup truck away… to his old house just a few blocks away. He’s got a nice Spanish villa (with a couch in the backyard!) so he’ll be sitting pretty there.

From E! News:

Moving out and moving on.

Robert Pattinson was seen removing his belongings from ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s Los Angeles pad last week and it seems like he’s starting to get settled back into his own home just a few miles away.

The Twilight hunk, who owns a place in a nearby neighborhood, moved back into his Spanish-style villa over the holiday weekend.

The two actors have both been spotted out and about in Los Angeles separately.

Pattinson was seen running errands late last week and even stopped by a medical building on his own.

LOL, a medical building. Well, that’s progress! Maybe he should invite Katy Perry over for a board game night.

So I Guess Rob Pattinson And Katy Perry Are BFF

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are done (but probably for about 5 minutes) and apparently Katy Perry is making the most of Rob’s solo single time. According to a whole mess of “sources” they’re just friends. I know that Robsten was seen together at Katy Perry’s bday party for her assistant (someone leaked a video that looks like it was taken with a calculator) so it’s not really a huge surprise that Ms. Perry and Sad Rob would be hanging out together…I guess? Some info on their friendship from Enterainmentwise.com:

… actress Bella Rapone, a friend of Katy’s, told the Daily Star last night that the couple have ‘always liked each other.’

Bella tells the paper: “She and Rob started off in the Bowery Ballroom, where they watched a gig by the indie band Daughter with a whole bunch of people, mainly pals of hers.”

“Then they took off with a smaller group for a much more intimate venue, The Spot at the Trump SoHo Hotel, where it was ­obvious there was ­chemistry between them,” adding: “They’ve always liked each other.”

Pause. The daughter show was on May 1. How have we not seen a single photo of them together from that show or that night? In fact, aside from the above photo, there are no photos of them together. And “Bella”? That’s gotta be a pseudonym, right? I googled this bitch and can’t find her anywhere. Un-pause.

Bella said R-Patz is “outraged” at the way Katy was treated by ex husband Russell Brand and singer John Mayer, 35, who she dumped in March for cheating on her.

And the pal also said that Katy had no idea why Pattinson took Kristen back after she cheated on him with Snow White And The Huntsman director Rupert Saunders.

“Both Rob and Katy have been so unlucky in love and now it’s almost as if they are kindred spirits. Katy says she finds him adorable and he is clearly very attracted to her,” said Bella. “They were the last to leave the Spot Lounge and, while there were no public ­displays of affection, it was very clear they were extremely happy in each other’s company.”

This whole thing sounds like someone figured out places where the two of them happened to be there at the same time and combined that with the bday party video and made a whole story out of it. And then some other random “source” from In Touch (via Entertainment Wise) says,

Katy told Rob she didn’t think their relationship could withstand the cheating scandal. And he deserved better than someone who would destroy a family [like Rupert's].

Here’s this photo of them together that horribly and hilariously photoshopped. Look at his blurry legs and sharp jagged feet.

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RPattz Put KStew “Through The Wringer” After She Cheated On Him

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The candle of Robsten’s love has been extinguished yet again, as we all know, and there are all kinds of theories surrounding Rob’s decision to pack his shitty pick-up truck full of his stuff and hit the road, never to return… until a few weeks from now, when they’ll invariably reunite.

Anyhoo, the newest report claims that Rob gave Kristen a really hard time when they got back together after she cheated him. Because, you know, generally it’s super easy to forgive unfaithfulness and your partner wouldn’t at all have anything to prove if you decided to take them back out of the kindness of your heart. Come on, man.

From US Weekly:

“He really put her through the ringer,” one insider tells Us. “Ultimately, it was like, ‘Either we move past this or we don’t.’ It wasn’t good for either of them.”

Indeed, as the new issue of Us Weekly reveals, the Cosmopolis star repeatedly used Stewart’s tryst against her in arguments between the two, which happened with increasing frequency toward the end of their relationship. “Rob always brings up the cheating scandal to Kristen,” a second source tells Us. “He hangs it over her head.”

Yeah, you see, this is why you don’t get back together with someone who cheats on you, dummy. Unless you’re bizarrely blase about infidelity, that trust is broken and there’s no way you’re ever really going to get over it, no matter how much you think you will (or how much you might want to). Nice try and all, but that shit will ALWAYS come up again. Let it go, Robby. There are other fish in the sea.

Rob Pattinson Drives His Crappy Truck Full Of Belongings Off Into The Sunset

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are apparently really over, because the actor was photographed driving his crappy truck stuffed with all of his crappy possessions off into the rolling hills of Los Feliz. I’m sparing you with one photo; The Daily Mail posted 9. photos of the same effing truck, from slightly different angles and varying distances. Nine. How effing creepy and weird is that? To have someone photograph you doing the sad break-up move-out?

Although maybe there’s a different explanation for this. Maybe he’s just helping a friend with a yard sale. lolz.

Apparently the couple discovered they “grew apart” and that’s what ended it, but it really all depends on who you ask. Some say they’re not completely broken up. For example, The Daily Mail says they’re trying something out where they’re allowed to see other people, while TMZ is insisting that Kristen Stewart is actually a hologram. So the whole thing is really very confusing. Kind of like Beyoncé’s “pregnancy.” Then again, maybe this is all Katy Perry’s fault???

Expect Rob to buy a bar soon. Trust me.

RPattz and KStew “Grew Apart” In the Span of 10 Days

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have called it quits again, and while many might think that the crack in their relationship appeared when KStew let Rupert Sanders go down on her in an “empty” (save for the paps) parking lot last year, you’re wrong. They were all fine and well! Relationships can totally survive cheating and not be completely destructive after that! Everything was going great, according to People, until Rob returned to LA from New York on May 8, when Kristen and Rob’s usual moodiness took on a darker tone and they “grew apart“. Well, okay.

The exes, who were inseparable just weeks ago, grew distant since Pattinson returned from New York to Los Angeles on May 8.

“They again went from spending every second together, to spending more time apart at their separate houses,” a source tells PEOPLE. “Kristen has been in a terrible mood, and it was obvious that things were not great with Rob.”

A major sign pointing to the demise of their romance was the absence of Stewart, 23, on May 13, the date of Pattinson’s 27th birthday.

“It was very strange that they didn’t celebrate Rob’s birthday together,” the source says. “He had friends over at his house, but Kristen was not part of the celebration. For the past few days, they have not spent any time together.”

Reacting the same as when they last split after Stewart’s fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, the source says the actress once again “[hasn't left] her house for days, but [has] surrounded herself with friends 24/7.”

LOL, I mean, whatever and all. They’ll end up back together soon enough after Rob has cried over a bottle of whisky and written some more emo songs and Kristen has smoked 20 bongs and launched a few more gay rumours. I kinda root for these two, despite the fact that Kristen cheated which is the more reprehensible behaviour in a relationship and I know I could never forgive it myself.

On a side note, did you know that neither Netflix nor Hulu Plus has any of the Twilight movies up for streaming, but they do have a parody movie called Breaking Wind? Not that I’m speaking from experience of having searched for them earlier this weekend or anything.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart May Have Broken Up Again

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RPattz and KStew are a match made in cheating vampire heaven, and there’s nothing that can tear them apart. Well, not for long, anyway. For now, however, not even Grandma’s pearl ring can keep them together and they’ve decided to call it quits long enough for Kristen to hook up with Rupert Sanders again and for Rob to perform an emo acoustic set at some seedy LA open mic night. In other words, it’s not forever.

From People:

As rumors of relationship trouble continue to swirl, a source tells PEOPLE that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have called it quits after more than three years of dating. Reps for the two could not be reached.

But the source says it would not be surprising if the on-and-off-again pair got back together again.

The news follows online reports that Pattinson ditched out on his 27th birthday plans arranged by Stewart.

Oh my God, how could this be happening? More importantly, will Nutty Madam issue a statement? One can hope so. Speaking of hopes, I’m not giving up on the OTP that is KStew/TNast.