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Is Robert Pattinson Dating Elvis Presley’s Granddaughter?

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Another day, another “Robert Pattinson is boning a new chick” story. This time, it’s none other than Elvis’ granddaughter Riley Keough. You might remember Riley for her engagement stint to Alex Pettyfer before they split back in August 2012.

Here’s what the New York Daily News said about it:

“Keough isn’t just the apparent new apple of the British actor’s eye, she is also a close pal of [his ex Kristen] Stewart’s.”

Ohhhh, snap!!! Keep in mind, this whole dating story came about because RPattz drove Riley around in his truck in LA one day. So you know, that totally means they’re doing it. Except not! Gossip Cop claims all of this is false:

It’s NOT the case.

First of all, that is NOT Keough in Pattinson’s car, Gossip Cop confirms.

And more importantly — the two stars are NOT getting romantic.

Keough’s rep tells Gossip Cop exclusively that it’s absolutely “not true” that they’re dating.

Is it true? Is it false? Is Kristen Stewart devastated or is she too busy lezzing out with Katy Perry’s personal assistant to really care? What will happen next? So many questions, so few answers.

Kristen Stewart’s Mad at Katy Perry About The Whole RPattz Thing

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Oh dear, a drama’s brewing! Apparently Kristen Stewart has severed all ties with Katy Perry over the whole “dating her ex” thing. Robert Pattinson and Katy have been friends for a while, apparently, and he and KStew used to hang out with Katy and Katy’s assistant Tamra Natisin (who we all know Kristen’s lezzing it out with, so I’m not sure why she’s mad about this) but the fun is over! No more backwards baseball cap wearing strolls around Hollywood! No more… whatever the hell they all did together. Consider this friendship OVER.

From The Daily Mail:

Twilight star Kristen Stewart feels ‘betrayed’ over Robert Pattinson’s growing closeness to Katy Perry, friends have revealed.

Sitting on the singer’s lap and cuddling up to her at the Kids Choice Awards in March, Kristen, 23, showed just how close she was to pop star Katy, 28.

However, a source told MailOnline that Kristen feels ‘incredibly down right now and betrayed’ at rumours of a romance between Katy and her ex-boyfriend and former co-star Robert.

And the petite brunette has now cut off all ties with Katy – despite greeting her with a big hug at the Met Ball in New York last month – and a source said: ‘Kristen is in a certain state of denial. She can’t let go of Rob or get over him.

‘She keeps trying to contact Robert and find out what he is doing but her attempts to see Rob have been rebuffed. Rob is not responding to her. ‘

This all just seems like wayyyyy too much drama. First of all, I thought Katy was back with John Mayer? Secondly, I’m pretty sure – as stated above – that KStew prefers the ladies. I have no proof of that besides THE EYES GOD GAVE ME and a sixth sense to help me spot my own kind, and I’m sure she “loved” Rob and all (not enough not to cheat on him, but oh well) but… this is all ridiculous.

This Is The Best Photo We Have Of Katy Perry And Rob Pattinson Together

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Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson have been linked together as a possible new couple, because they like the same music and thus wind up at the same shows, but obviously this means they are in love and seeing each other secretly and the reason for the big Twilight break-up. Ms. Perry and Sad Rob were both spotted at the Bjork concert, and the Daily Mail provided us with the only photo of them together that we have aside from this one.

They arrived separately and left the same way. Are they doing it? I don’t know, but the media, the public, and their fans seem to really, really want them to be. Right now I don’t even think they actually hang out. They’re like those friends you have on Facebook that you met once, then hung out with in a group setting, and now you occasionally “like” or comment on their statuses and you have the same friends and interests, so you wind up at the same things. I mean yeah, at some point they’re probably going to get hammered and bang, unless Katy Perry makes a huge mistake and moves in with John Mayer.

X17Online though is saying that,

The pair were said to have met up ‘discreetly’ and made their way into the gig together before leaving separately to avoid photographers waiting outside the venue, X17Online.com reports.

Come on, I don’t care how discreet they are, they’re 2 huge stars at a huge venue. If they were really going there together, that shit would have been captured all over Instagram in every different filter with hundres of hashtags and OMGs.

Robert Pattinson Drove His Truck Off Into the Sunset… And Stopped a Few Blocks Away

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart split up earlier this month after “growing apart”, and Rob rode his shitty pickup truck away… to his old house just a few blocks away. He’s got a nice Spanish villa (with a couch in the backyard!) so he’ll be sitting pretty there.

From E! News:

Moving out and moving on.

Robert Pattinson was seen removing his belongings from ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s Los Angeles pad last week and it seems like he’s starting to get settled back into his own home just a few miles away.

The Twilight hunk, who owns a place in a nearby neighborhood, moved back into his Spanish-style villa over the holiday weekend.

The two actors have both been spotted out and about in Los Angeles separately.

Pattinson was seen running errands late last week and even stopped by a medical building on his own.

LOL, a medical building. Well, that’s progress! Maybe he should invite Katy Perry over for a board game night.

So I Guess Rob Pattinson And Katy Perry Are BFF

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are done (but probably for about 5 minutes) and apparently Katy Perry is making the most of Rob’s solo single time. According to a whole mess of “sources” they’re just friends. I know that Robsten was seen together at Katy Perry’s bday party for her assistant (someone leaked a video that looks like it was taken with a calculator) so it’s not really a huge surprise that Ms. Perry and Sad Rob would be hanging out together…I guess? Some info on their friendship from Enterainmentwise.com:

… actress Bella Rapone, a friend of Katy’s, told the Daily Star last night that the couple have ‘always liked each other.’

Bella tells the paper: “She and Rob started off in the Bowery Ballroom, where they watched a gig by the indie band Daughter with a whole bunch of people, mainly pals of hers.”

“Then they took off with a smaller group for a much more intimate venue, The Spot at the Trump SoHo Hotel, where it was ­obvious there was ­chemistry between them,” adding: “They’ve always liked each other.”

Pause. The daughter show was on May 1. How have we not seen a single photo of them together from that show or that night? In fact, aside from the above photo, there are no photos of them together. And “Bella”? That’s gotta be a pseudonym, right? I googled this bitch and can’t find her anywhere. Un-pause.

Bella said R-Patz is “outraged” at the way Katy was treated by ex husband Russell Brand and singer John Mayer, 35, who she dumped in March for cheating on her.

And the pal also said that Katy had no idea why Pattinson took Kristen back after she cheated on him with Snow White And The Huntsman director Rupert Saunders.

“Both Rob and Katy have been so unlucky in love and now it’s almost as if they are kindred spirits. Katy says she finds him adorable and he is clearly very attracted to her,” said Bella. “They were the last to leave the Spot Lounge and, while there were no public ­displays of affection, it was very clear they were extremely happy in each other’s company.”

This whole thing sounds like someone figured out places where the two of them happened to be there at the same time and combined that with the bday party video and made a whole story out of it. And then some other random “source” from In Touch (via Entertainment Wise) says,

Katy told Rob she didn’t think their relationship could withstand the cheating scandal. And he deserved better than someone who would destroy a family [like Rupert's].

Here’s this photo of them together that horribly and hilariously photoshopped. Look at his blurry legs and sharp jagged feet.

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RPattz Put KStew “Through The Wringer” After She Cheated On Him

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The candle of Robsten’s love has been extinguished yet again, as we all know, and there are all kinds of theories surrounding Rob’s decision to pack his shitty pick-up truck full of his stuff and hit the road, never to return… until a few weeks from now, when they’ll invariably reunite.

Anyhoo, the newest report claims that Rob gave Kristen a really hard time when they got back together after she cheated him. Because, you know, generally it’s super easy to forgive unfaithfulness and your partner wouldn’t at all have anything to prove if you decided to take them back out of the kindness of your heart. Come on, man.

From US Weekly:

“He really put her through the ringer,” one insider tells Us. “Ultimately, it was like, ‘Either we move past this or we don’t.’ It wasn’t good for either of them.”

Indeed, as the new issue of Us Weekly reveals, the Cosmopolis star repeatedly used Stewart’s tryst against her in arguments between the two, which happened with increasing frequency toward the end of their relationship. “Rob always brings up the cheating scandal to Kristen,” a second source tells Us. “He hangs it over her head.”

Yeah, you see, this is why you don’t get back together with someone who cheats on you, dummy. Unless you’re bizarrely blase about infidelity, that trust is broken and there’s no way you’re ever really going to get over it, no matter how much you think you will (or how much you might want to). Nice try and all, but that shit will ALWAYS come up again. Let it go, Robby. There are other fish in the sea.

Rob Pattinson Drives His Crappy Truck Full Of Belongings Off Into The Sunset

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are apparently really over, because the actor was photographed driving his crappy truck stuffed with all of his crappy possessions off into the rolling hills of Los Feliz. I’m sparing you with one photo; The Daily Mail posted 9. photos of the same effing truck, from slightly different angles and varying distances. Nine. How effing creepy and weird is that? To have someone photograph you doing the sad break-up move-out?

Although maybe there’s a different explanation for this. Maybe he’s just helping a friend with a yard sale. lolz.

Apparently the couple discovered they “grew apart” and that’s what ended it, but it really all depends on who you ask. Some say they’re not completely broken up. For example, The Daily Mail says they’re trying something out where they’re allowed to see other people, while TMZ is insisting that Kristen Stewart is actually a hologram. So the whole thing is really very confusing. Kind of like Beyoncé’s “pregnancy.” Then again, maybe this is all Katy Perry’s fault???

Expect Rob to buy a bar soon. Trust me.