Today Defamer has some screencaps of what someone claims are Robert Pattinson’s private Facebook convos — one with Giulietta Spirlea, his on-and-off girlfriend, and some buddy of his. His Facebook is under the name Randle Patrick McMurphy (Cuckoo’s Nest, anyone?).
In the conversation with Giulietta, she talks about Camilla Belle being a bitch, and Robert says “camilla? there’s nothing on with camilla, she and i are mates. i don’t like her in that way” and then promises he’ll be back in LA soon to “take care of your needs,” hee hee!
And in the conversation with his buddy, Ben Coles, he’s asked about his relationship with Kristen Stewart. “get Kristen yet?” his friend asks. Robert responds: “you know I did. You’re the one person I’ve told this to but, she wants me more than that twat of a bf that stalks her every move around me.” He also calls everyone in LA “tossers” and mentions that “the bottle does me just fine.” Then he talks about hiring people to beat up Kristen Stewart’s boyfriend.
CLASSY STUFF right here, kids.
Call me crazy, but I think these are real screencaps from his real account.
Hollywood’s newest anti-celebrities, Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson, show up for the UK premiere of their film, Twilight.
I don’t care what anyone says about Kristen, I love that she doesn’t give a fuck. I love the “I’d rather be anywhere but this red carpet” look she flashes on every single red carpet. You know why? Because I buy it. Because she’s actually famous for something she did, rather than who her parents are. And, so far, she basically does nothing for publicity except for the shit she’s contractually required to do. And it’s kind of refreshing to see that attitude out of someone and be able to be like, “You know what? That’s cool. You earned it.”
So you know how Joe “Loser” Jonas dumped Taylor “Perfect” Swift for Camilla “Eyebrows” Belle, who was supposedly, like, the love of his whole life?
Welllll, it looks like the tables may have turned!
Camilla was spotted hanging out on Abbot Kinney in Venice with none other than newly minted heart-throb Robbert Pattinson, of Twilight fame. The two looked VERY chummy, and there have been rumors about them for awhile now.
Did Joe Jonas get his ass dumped for a dude who isn’t totally repulsive to anyone over the age of 17?
Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson were each paid $2M to star in the hugely successful first Twilight film, based on a series of teen-vampire novels by Stephanie Meyer (who makes a kind of cute cameo in the film). But for the sequel? It looks like they’re each getting at least a $10M raise, plus a cut of the next film’s box-office take. Not bad at all, kids.
I saw the flick this weekend, and I liked it a lot more than I thought I would. And I thought both Kristen and Rob were great in it, despite some of the shit Kristen’s taken from critics. I thought she was endearing and convincing and perfect for the role, and she’s ever so adorable. And Rob Pattinson? If you’re ever having trouble finding someone to have sex with, seriously, I’m just a phone call away. I love you. I was never too impressed with the dude in all the red-carpet photos I’d seen of him, but, on screen? He’s sex personified. It’s awesome.
Really, is this in any way surprising?Â Twilight box officeÂ receipts this weekend topped $70M.Â It’s the largest weekend opening for a movie directed by a woman ever.Â To all that have seen it,Â reviews please!
I haven’t read the books or seen the movie but the sequel New Moon has already been confirmed.Â Have you heard the story of the author of the series, Stephenie Meyer?Â No experience as a writer (save a B.A. in English), had a dream, woke up and wrote it down.Â And now…really, really rich.
And finally, why can I just not get behind the whole Robert Pattinson craze?