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8Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Do A(nother) Interview

photo of kristen stewart and robert pattinson twilight

This time, with magazine Entertainment Weekly:

Do you feel more at peace about being in the spotlight these days?

KS: I just feel more comfortable, more myself, and I feel less bare. I feel much more like nobody can take anything from me. Before, I felt literally like my chest was cracked open and people could just reach in and examine and pick at anything they wanted, and it just freaked me right out.

EW: You got a lot of criticism recently for comparing the intrusiveness of the paparazzi to rape. The comment got blown out of proportion very quickly, and you apologized.

KS: I’m so sensitive about stuff like that. That is the one subject that means a lot to me … I used the wrong word. I should have said “violated.” But I’m young and emotional. It’s just the way it goes sometimes. I probably shouldn’t say this, but I just feel like people got so excited once they saw that it was me. It was like, “Sweet! Let’s get her!” And then for the people to exploit it under the guise of being morally upstanding is disgusting — and it embarrassed me because I was a part of it.

EW: Did you see it all unfold and then think, I have to issue an apology?

KS: No, I was in Korea when it all got bad. My publicist called me and said RAINN had issued this terrible statement.

RP: Who’s Rain?

KS: You know, the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network.


June 24, 2010 at 6:30 am by Sarah

3Emma Roberts Is on Team Jacob, And That Is Not OK

A photo of Emma Roberts at the Sex and the City 2 premiere

After making an appearance on The Tonight Show with Robert Pattinson, Emma Roberts revealed that she’s more of a Jacob supporter.  Ballsy move, Emma Roberts, but the right one (while I am somewhat ashamed to admit I read all the Twilight books, Team Jacob is totally the right way to go.  Have you seen Taylor Lautner?  Even if you haven’t, have seen Robert Pattinson?  No, thank you).  While Pattinson took the news well, his fans did not, and as all well-adjusted preteens do, they took to Twitter to talk about their hurt feelings.

Fans tweeted hurtful things to Emma like

“Team Jacob? Ewwwwwwwww!!!!! >.<”

“lol it was a bit more then her declaring herself Team Jacob. She was pretty bitchy throughout the whole thing but more with Rob.”

Hopefully things got a bit more heated after that because Emma deleted her entire account over the matter.  Thanks, Twihards, now all of Emma Roberts’ fans won’t be able to … wait, who are Emma Roberts fans?  I only know of one, and he’s a 25-year-old man who enjoyed watching Nancy Drew with his family a little too much.

June 17, 2010 at 11:13 am by Emily

4Paris Hilton Just Wants Some Sweet Vampire Lovin’

A photo of Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton apparently wants nothing more than to meet and/or date Robert Pattinson.  She’s taken to her Twitter to discuss his hotness, and that’s cool, but according to an insider,

“Paris is doing everything in her power to talk to Rob. She usually always gets what she wants. She gets a bee in her bonnet about someone and goes hell for leather.”

While this insider sounds a lot like my grandmother, I still think Paris needs to check herself.  Doesn’t she know about the passionate, eternal love between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart?  Did no one tell her that you can’t touch a love so pure?  They are the last great lovers, and centuries from now, children will learn not of Romeo and Juliet or Cyrano and Roxanne, but of Robert and Kristen.  So you just step back and chew on that for a minute, Paris Hilton.  You don’t belong in this legend; your destiny lies elsewhere.

June 13, 2010 at 12:18 pm by Emily

24Twilight is Going to Make You Spend Double Your Money

photo of twilight stars for breaking dawn promo

The franchise’s fourth installment, Breaking Dawn will be split into two films; one will premiere in November 2011, while the second film’s release date has yet to be announced.

Yeah, and for all of you who don’t devour Stephanie Meyer’s novels like they’re chunks of sex-covered cheesecake on Blanche Devereaux’s kitchen table, Breaking Dawn will feature “sex” scenes and “childbirth” scenes, but will somehow maintain to keep its PG-13 rating. I can only imagine how this one’s going to go:

Edward: Oh, Bella … I want you so desperately. I need you so. I have to put my thing into your thing, and that way, we’ll create a beautiful moody, brooding offspring together.

Bella: Oh, Edward. I’d be pleased for you to put your thing into my thing. I’ve only been waiting for you to do this for my entire adolescence.

[Lights fade as the two climb into bed together, fully clothed.]

Nine months later …

Flash-forward to Bella and Edward sitting at their kitchen table in a bright and cheery kitchen. Things have changed drastically since the two have “made love.” Sunlight pours in the windows and dust particles dance in the shimmering sunbeams while the two anticipate the Arrival of Their Child.

Bella and Edward gaze lovingly into one another’s eyes while they grasp hands. There’s excitement in the air; even Edward has an unnatural blush high in his cheeks.

After a few moments of comfortable silence, the two jump and start at the sound of the clanging doorbell, which plays “That’s What Friends Are For.” The couple rejoins hands, intertwining sweaty, nervous fingers and walk slowly, deliberately down the hallway and into the foyer, where a large shape behind the mullioned glass door throws odd-angled shadows on the plush carpeting and dark-stained hardwood below.

They look at one another as Bella bites her lip as Edward gives her an encouraging, yet curt, nod. “Now is the time,” Edward’s eyes seem to say. Bella, with her free hand, opens the door and gasps — for standing there, almost silhouetted by the bright early-morning sunlight, is …

June 11, 2010 at 7:33 am by Sarah

26Kristen Stewart Does Elle UK, Still Can’t Stop Sticking Her Jaw Out

photo of kristen stewart doing the cover for elle magazine in a black dress

Girlfriend honestly looks like she has an under-bite when she does it. It looks awful. I mean, I love Kristen Stewart’s look, I think she’s classically beautiful, and if she were a lesbian and I were a lesbian and it was another time and place, I’d totally do her, but she looks way wonky when she juts out that mandible of hers.

Stewart recently interviewed with Elle‘s UK magazine and did the obligatory photo shoot along with it and frankly, if you’ve looked at the photos, there’s absolutely no denying that Kristen Stewart is one grossly gorgeous woman (except when she looks like an uncomfortably sexy bulldog).

And also, it’s clear that the folks at Elle really dig Kristen, too. She was June’s cover feature for Elle US. But they love her fans even more, by giving them a sneak peak at what’s supposed to be a super-uber crazy-Subscribe! Now! Collector’s Edition of the mag. Kristen dishes on Twilight, naturally, and her non-relationship-relationship with co-star Robert Pattinson.

On Twilight:

” … I’m quite nervous about the third one, actually. It’s such a privilege to be able to play a role for so long. Also, it’s such a product now; it didn’t start out as a product.”

On banging Robby Pattie (uh, sort of):

“It’s so weird, that you have to be worries about people seeing things,” KS ‘fesses to the reporter. “You want to be excited about something, normal people can be excited about their lives, and I am, too, but it’s such a different thing. It comes out as entertainment for other people and that makes me want to throw up.”

However, during the course of the interview, the interviewer picks up Stewart’s fallen iPod, and just who happens to be on the wallpaper? Oh, snap. Stewart and Pattinson with their arms around one another. And Stewart’s cat getting in on the embracing. Saccharine.

(Enter millions of Twilight fans screaming.)

Nah, man, that’s cool. I’m glad that they’re kind of, sort of trying to keep their relationship on the down low. I’ve never seen the Twilight movies, believe it or not, and haven’t read the books (just not interested), but I think Kristen’s absolutely hot — and Pattinson? Shit. I thought he was smokin’ way back in his Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire days.

And yeah. Never a Twilight fan, always a Harry Potter fan; don’t judge, haters, just look and the damned pictures and say, “Thank you.”

May 26, 2010 at 7:24 am by Sarah

25Rub One Out To This, Twihards

New Poster for Twilight: Eclipse

As far as I’m concerned, all these Twilight movies are good for is turning out hot boring people for us to look at. Exhibit H: Xavier Samuel. I don’t know who this cat is or where he came from, but one thing is for sure: I’d do him.

Apparently this dude’s character, Riley, doesn’t even play that large of a role in the Twilight books, so it’s odd that they’d release a new poster for Eclipse featuring just him, but hey! If those folks making these movies have figured out one thing, it’s that looks matter more than content. Am I right!?!? Am I right!?!?

So question: Samuel, Lautner or Pattinson? Who would you “do”? (You know what I’m talkin’ about. Wink wink. (I’m talking about sex.))

May 20, 2010 at 2:30 pm by Molls