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Robert Pattinson thinks Jennifer Lawrence is amazing, just like us

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Everyone loves Jennifer Lawrence, right? She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s our entire population’s BFF! She’s the sexiest woman in the world! And now she’s got a seriously official seal of approval… from Robert Pattinson. That’s right, RPattz loves JLaw and thinks she’s “absolutely incredible”, apparently.

From The Daily Beast:

Which actors do you look at and say, “That’s the kind of career I want to have?”

I like what Joaquin has done. I’m always looking at his stuff—he’s been the most influential actor on me. And in a lot of ways I like Guy’s career as well. But he also does Australian stuff all the time, and I feel weird doing English things. I feel like I’m really naked.

What about someone like Jennifer Lawrence? She’s balanced two studio franchises with lots of meatier parts.

She’s amazing. She’s absolutely incredible. But also we’re different types of people. She seems like she’s super-confident—and I don’t have the kind of confidence. She glows. I think you can fit that into quite a few different areas. Whereas I’ve got a kind of sneak-through-the-cracks style.

Ohhhh snap, Rob is a JLaw stan. Love it! Also, it kinda boosts her up again since I feel like we’ve been oversaturated with Jennifer Lawrence over the past 18 months or so and everyone sorta felt like they needed a bit of a break from her. Of course, her pocket book isn’t suffering – she’s still booking roles and making money like crazy. I’d like to see them do something together, actually. Even though Rob was in shitty ass Twilight, he is actually a pretty decent actor.
Side note: that picture is totally ‘Shopped, right?

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Thank The Lord: Robert Pattinson Will Not Be Playing Indiana Jones

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Robert Pattinson was apparently rumored to be playing Indiana Jones in a movie reboot. Which is just, no. I mean, I guess he’s a better pick than Shia LaBeouf, but personally, I don’t want to see anyone in Indy’s shoes but the original Indy. Thankfully, they were just rumors, which he confirmed to E!, saying,

I don’t even understand where the story started from. I didn’t even know it was being made.

Rejoice! Co-star Guy Pearce joked, “There are the Star Wars rumors too. Are you just going to redo all the hits?”

But since we’re on the topic, let’s just throw down and do it: who would YOU recast as Indiana Jones?

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Katy Perry Is Not Pleased You Saw Her Doing Drunk Karaoke

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That video of Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson doing drunk karaoke to a Boyz II Men song at Dimples in Burbank makes my life. It’s so good, you guys. They are so wasted! Rob is so hopeless! Katy is so pretty (as always, ugh)! It looks so fun and I hate going out/drinking/karaoke! What’s not to love about this?

Well, Katy doesn’t like that you’ve seen it at all, as apparently the video is from 2008 and it was PRIVATE, so why the hell did it have to show up online?

From 2Dayfm in Australia:

“That’s the media for you, nothing is sacred, not even karaoke. We were just hanging out, one of my friends is a mutual friend, and we got wasted and did karaoke as you do.

“Eight years later, it finally fucking shows up on the internet!”

First of all, I will say that the video does NOT look 8 years old. It looks like it could’ve been taken yesterday (although I suppose Rob’s Wolverine status hair was very ’08), but that’s neither here nor there. Second of all, I feel like they MUST have had a fling at some point, right? I mean, look at her on his lap! That shit is way too cozy and I think they’d make a great couple.

I do feel bad for celebs because they can’t do shit without it being public fodder. Like, even a private night out with friends doing karaoke ends up online nearly a decade later, so no, nothing’s “sacred” (though I don’t quite think that saying applies here). Then again, it is only karaoke! I know it’s the principal of the matter and all that, but I won’t apologize for seeing it!

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Katy Perry And Rob Pattinson Karaoke Video

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Katy Perry and Rob Pattinson are just friends — she fully admits that she farts in front of him — so what do we think of this “friendly” video of them singing Boyz II Men’s “I’ll Make Love To You” at karaoke together? At one point she’s sitting on his lap. Looks a wee bit too friendly.

They’re singing at Dimples in Burbank which is the WORST. KARAOKE PLACE. EVER. The owner is this old man who is super creepy and pervy. If you’re there to celebrate anything — birthday, bachelor/ette party, anniversary, whatever — he’ll come up to you with a shot with whipped cream on it and say, “Do your blow job shot.” And you’re like, “What???” and he says, “Do a blow job” and pushes the shot in your face. It’s so odd. I get that he’s been there for decades but that shouldn’t give him the right to be creepy as f-ck. I guarantee you he made both of them do his precious blow job shots.

Anyway, you’re prob gonna wanna watch the video before it gets taken down. Thoughts??

P.S. Still no video of Lohan’s karaoke nightmare has surfaced. :(

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Rob Pattinson Has The Weirdest Celebrity Crushes

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Robert Pattinson is a celeb crush of many but he’s got some celeb crushes of his own. Kind of weird celeb crushes.

The first one, is Kate Moss. Not too weird at all. It’s who he followed it up with that gave me a sort of, “Wait, what?” Here’s what Mr. Pattinson had to say about them in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar Arabia via SheKnows:

I was obsessed [with Kate Moss]. It was a bit ridiculous. The other poster I had up was Linda Blair in The Exorcist. They were my two options — a little girl possessed and Kate Moss.

Linda Blair, what? She grew into a pretty young adult, and kinda hot, but it’s just so out of left field, isn’t it? Here’s some ~~sexy photos~~ of Linda Blair for your special enjoyment, Rob.

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So who are YOUR celebrity crushes?

 

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Rob Pattinson Dressed Up As Salvador Dali And Jerked It On Camera

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Robert Pattinson really went to new heights in cinema when he played artist Salvador Dali in the indie film Little Ashes. First of all, he really, really committed to that Dali mustache. That’s just how Mr. Pattinson is though. No matter what he does, he really commits to it. But that’s not all he committed to. In a scene in which Pattinson’s character masturbates, Pattinson decided, “Screw acting — I’m going to screw myself. For real.” As he told the German Interview magazine, via NewNowNext:

[Faking it] just doesn’t work. So I pleasured myself in front of the camera. My orgasm is recorded for eternity.

And here it is. [GIFs of Rob's real orgasm face under the cut. You've been warned.]

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Robert Pattinson Visits Sick Kids and You Didn’t Even Know About It

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I’m really torn on Rob Pattinson. On one hand, he’s an okay-looking guy and he’s pretty chill, not too caught up in fame or the Twihards or any of that (in fact, he sort of hates them). On the other hand, he’s Robert Pattinson. However you feel about him, it’s hard to argue with the fact that he’s done some good charity work, most recently going to visit the Teen Lounge of the Los Angeles Children’s Hospital – unannounced, at that.

From WENN:

The Twilight hunk stunned young patients in the Teen Lounge at the Children’s Hospital Los Angeles on 16 August when he arrived on a visit, which had been kept secret by hospital staff.

The star sat with patients and painted picture frames, posed for pictures, and visited two young fans with cystic fibrosis who were unable to leave their rooms.

Hospital staff member Ana Vega says, “Robert was so nervous about meeting the kids – he didn’t want to let them down – which is a testament to how humble he is.

“He was incredibly gracious and kind. He will probably never fully understand what a huge lift he gave to these kids today, and how it will positively impact them over the long term.”

Aw, that’s actually really sweet.