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Robert Pattinson on Kristen Stewart affair: “Shit happens!”

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been through some serious shit together over the past 5 years. First, they endured the entire Twilight franchise. If that wasn’t enough, they also began dating in real life, only for KStew to cheat on RPattz with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. It was an escandalo! of epic proportions and everywhere in the press, but Robert must have managed to forgive her, because they got back together several times after that, and may still be dating now, in fact.

Well, it turns out Rob isn’t all that bothered by infidelity, in the end. In fact, apparently he thinks that’s just what young people do?

From Esquire:

Like all things Twilight, the whole K-Stew / R-Patz saga was horribly overcooked. It’s not unusual for co-stars to date – they were both living and working in a strange bubble for many years, both of them under intense and obsessive scrutiny. And then it ended in betrayal.

“Shit happens, you know?” he laughs. “It’s just young people… it’s normal! And honestly, who gives a shit?”

Well, a lot of people, that’s what’s weird.

“The hardest part was talking about it afterwards. Because when you talk about other people, it affects them in ways you can’t predict,” he says. “It’s like that scene in Doubt [2008, in which Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a priest suspected of inappropriate behaviour], where he’s talking about how to take back gossip? They throw all those feathers from a pillow into the sky and you’ve got to go and collect all the feathers.”

RPattz has always been emo as shit, so I’m assuming he’s just trying to act like he doesn’t care so that he doesn’t come off as being too soft or bothered about the whole thing. Young or not, when you’re in love with someone and they’re unfaithful to you, I doubt you’d just shrug your shoulders and think, “Eh, shit happens!” I know there’s been a bit of time that’s passed since this was fresh, as well, it all just seems so flippant. Not that I expect him to pour his heart out to an international publication, but then why discuss it at all?

Obviously when you’re young, you’re much more careless in relationships and you do fuck up, perhaps repeatedly. I dunno, I just feel like that whole quote is weird as hell.

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Robert Pattinson thinks Jennifer Lawrence is amazing, just like us

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Everyone loves Jennifer Lawrence, right? She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s our entire population’s BFF! She’s the sexiest woman in the world! And now she’s got a seriously official seal of approval… from Robert Pattinson. That’s right, RPattz loves JLaw and thinks she’s “absolutely incredible”, apparently.

From The Daily Beast:

Which actors do you look at and say, “That’s the kind of career I want to have?”

I like what Joaquin has done. I’m always looking at his stuff—he’s been the most influential actor on me. And in a lot of ways I like Guy’s career as well. But he also does Australian stuff all the time, and I feel weird doing English things. I feel like I’m really naked.

What about someone like Jennifer Lawrence? She’s balanced two studio franchises with lots of meatier parts.

She’s amazing. She’s absolutely incredible. But also we’re different types of people. She seems like she’s super-confident—and I don’t have the kind of confidence. She glows. I think you can fit that into quite a few different areas. Whereas I’ve got a kind of sneak-through-the-cracks style.

Ohhhh snap, Rob is a JLaw stan. Love it! Also, it kinda boosts her up again since I feel like we’ve been oversaturated with Jennifer Lawrence over the past 18 months or so and everyone sorta felt like they needed a bit of a break from her. Of course, her pocket book isn’t suffering – she’s still booking roles and making money like crazy. I’d like to see them do something together, actually. Even though Rob was in shitty ass Twilight, he is actually a pretty decent actor.
Side note: that picture is totally ‘Shopped, right?

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Thank The Lord: Robert Pattinson Will Not Be Playing Indiana Jones

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Robert Pattinson was apparently rumored to be playing Indiana Jones in a movie reboot. Which is just, no. I mean, I guess he’s a better pick than Shia LaBeouf, but personally, I don’t want to see anyone in Indy’s shoes but the original Indy. Thankfully, they were just rumors, which he confirmed to E!, saying,

I don’t even understand where the story started from. I didn’t even know it was being made.

Rejoice! Co-star Guy Pearce joked, “There are the Star Wars rumors too. Are you just going to redo all the hits?”

But since we’re on the topic, let’s just throw down and do it: who would YOU recast as Indiana Jones?

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Katy Perry Is Not Pleased You Saw Her Doing Drunk Karaoke

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That video of Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson doing drunk karaoke to a Boyz II Men song at Dimples in Burbank makes my life. It’s so good, you guys. They are so wasted! Rob is so hopeless! Katy is so pretty (as always, ugh)! It looks so fun and I hate going out/drinking/karaoke! What’s not to love about this?

Well, Katy doesn’t like that you’ve seen it at all, as apparently the video is from 2008 and it was PRIVATE, so why the hell did it have to show up online?

From 2Dayfm in Australia:

“That’s the media for you, nothing is sacred, not even karaoke. We were just hanging out, one of my friends is a mutual friend, and we got wasted and did karaoke as you do.

“Eight years later, it finally fucking shows up on the internet!”

First of all, I will say that the video does NOT look 8 years old. It looks like it could’ve been taken yesterday (although I suppose Rob’s Wolverine status hair was very ’08), but that’s neither here nor there. Second of all, I feel like they MUST have had a fling at some point, right? I mean, look at her on his lap! That shit is way too cozy and I think they’d make a great couple.

I do feel bad for celebs because they can’t do shit without it being public fodder. Like, even a private night out with friends doing karaoke ends up online nearly a decade later, so no, nothing’s “sacred” (though I don’t quite think that saying applies here). Then again, it is only karaoke! I know it’s the principal of the matter and all that, but I won’t apologize for seeing it!

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Katy Perry And Rob Pattinson Karaoke Video

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Katy Perry and Rob Pattinson are just friends — she fully admits that she farts in front of him — so what do we think of this “friendly” video of them singing Boyz II Men’s “I’ll Make Love To You” at karaoke together? At one point she’s sitting on his lap. Looks a wee bit too friendly.

They’re singing at Dimples in Burbank which is the WORST. KARAOKE PLACE. EVER. The owner is this old man who is super creepy and pervy. If you’re there to celebrate anything — birthday, bachelor/ette party, anniversary, whatever — he’ll come up to you with a shot with whipped cream on it and say, “Do your blow job shot.” And you’re like, “What???” and he says, “Do a blow job” and pushes the shot in your face. It’s so odd. I get that he’s been there for decades but that shouldn’t give him the right to be creepy as f-ck. I guarantee you he made both of them do his precious blow job shots.

Anyway, you’re prob gonna wanna watch the video before it gets taken down. Thoughts??

P.S. Still no video of Lohan’s karaoke nightmare has surfaced. :(

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Rob Pattinson Has The Weirdest Celebrity Crushes

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Robert Pattinson is a celeb crush of many but he’s got some celeb crushes of his own. Kind of weird celeb crushes.

The first one, is Kate Moss. Not too weird at all. It’s who he followed it up with that gave me a sort of, “Wait, what?” Here’s what Mr. Pattinson had to say about them in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar Arabia via SheKnows:

I was obsessed [with Kate Moss]. It was a bit ridiculous. The other poster I had up was Linda Blair in The Exorcist. They were my two options — a little girl possessed and Kate Moss.

Linda Blair, what? She grew into a pretty young adult, and kinda hot, but it’s just so out of left field, isn’t it? Here’s some ~~sexy photos~~ of Linda Blair for your special enjoyment, Rob.

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So who are YOUR celebrity crushes?

 

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