0Robert Pattinson Is Apparently In a Pretty Explicit Dior Ad

Take this with a grain of salt and all, but Robert Pattinson‘s new Dior campaign coming out in May is apparently pretty “explicit” and includes him “acting out a foursome” (or FOURSOME, as The Sun like to put it). All this debauchery wasn’t just a nice “f-ck you” to Kristen Stewart, but it also earned him £8 million ($12.1 million). Hurrah!

Let’s have a read, shall we?

R-Patz indulges in some “arty” bed-hopping for a new Dior men’s clothing campaign which will be appearing everywhere from May.

He filmed his demanding gig just after Kristen broke his heart when pictures emerged of her and director Rupert Sanders getting it on. So he must have given the arduous shoot some extra welly — with an “e” not an “i”.

A Dior source revealed: “The advert is sexually explicit. It is pushing the boundaries of what you can get away with in advertising.

“Robert is topless for part of it and kissing one of the models with tongues. He really gets stuck in.

“There’s another scene where he takes part in a foursome in various states of undress, although it’s not clear whether those scenes will make the final cut.

“According to the people on set, he didn’t take much persuading to get into the role. He got stuck right in.”

Well, I would hope he got stuck in – they didn’t pay him to stand there and look pretty. Also, hilarious that they think it’s explicit to kiss with tongues and for a bro not to wear a top. Okay, then. However, I’m looking forward to seeing this. Love me a bit of Pattinson, and I don’t care who knows it!

March 21, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

14Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s Relationship Woes Are All Stephenie Meyer’s Fault

No one gives two shits about Stephenie Meyer anymore now that the whole Twilight saga is finally done. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have probably deleted her number from their iPhones and added her email address to their spam filter, but like door to door Jesus peddlers, Stephenie won’t go away that easy. To stay in the press, she’s opened up and admitted that she blames herself for KStew and RPattz’s relationship woes because if they weren’t involved in the Twilight brouhaha, the whole Rupert Sanders cheating scandal probably wouldn’t have happened.

From The Times:

“Here’s the thing: there are some actors who are looking to be world famous, to be that household name, and although they might discover that there are a lot of negative things involved in that, it’s what they want.

“But that doesn’t apply to Kristen and Rob. That’s what makes it kind of ironic and tragic. I just don’t think they enjoy the parts [of fame] that other people would. And I totally get that, because it would not be my thing either.

“At the same time – and this is where the guilt comes from – it’s created this nice, peaceful place for me. They took all of my heat, which I feel bad about. If they had the choice, I’ve no idea if they’d even do Twilight again.

“I just don’t know. I think this has all come at a heavy price.”

What are you even talking about, Stephenie Meyer? This couldn’t have less to do with you if it was about, I don’t know, Daniel Radcliffe being a secret boozehound. The only heat they’ve taken is probably being told upteen times what shitty writing is involved in the storylines. And yeah, Rob and Kristen don’t “like” fame (though they love the money that comes with it, obvs) and there might have been some total desperate wannabes out there that would have hammed it up in front of the camera 24/7, but being famous and not really feeling the media doesn’t make couples cheat on one another. Are you an idiot? Sorry… silly question. Forgot I was talking to the author of Twilight.

March 17, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

6Kristen Stewart Has Been Giving Rupert Sanders the Cold Shoulder

Despite recently being voted the least sexy actress in an online poll, Kristen Stewart has done quite well for herself with the gents, bagging Robert Pattinson and even getting some downstairs action from her Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. I don’t know if either of those are bragging points, but let’s just go with it.

KStew worked hard to get out of the dog house and back into Rob’s dirty underwear and she’s not about to jeopardize that again, which is why she’s been ignoring Rupert’s advances. The director is said to have trying to get back in touch since his wife, Liberty Ross, decided she’d had enough of all this f-ckery and filed for divorce from his ass.

From Radar Online:

“Rupert’s reached out to Kristen, but she doesn’t want anything to do with him,” the source tells Radar.

“He texted her a number of times after Liberty filed for divorce, however Kristen didn’t respond.

“In truth, she regrets ever getting involved with Rupert, because of how much it hurt Robert and the amount of public backlash she was subjected to.

“Kristen doesn’t really know what’s going on with her and Robert at the moment, and she’s been left in limbo. Ideally, she would like things to go back to how they once were, but that’s proving a lot more difficult than she imagined.

“But when it comes to Rupert, that ship has sailed,” the source reveals.

Listen, I guarantee you Kristen was not trying to get with Rupert on the regular, so I don’t think he’s all that hard to resist. I think she’s a stupid kid who made a stupid choice because some older man flattered her into bed (or into the front seat of his car). I have no tolerance for cheaters and there’s no defending what she did, but I don’t think she was ever planning on being with him, so obviously she’s going to tell him to jog on.

March 1, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer

4Robert Pattinson May Have Had a Fling With a Model After KStew’s Affair

Some broke ass “model” (aka some small town transplant who put together a portfolio with her trust fund money) has come forward claiming that RPattz banged her for weeks on end after Kristen Stewart stomped all over his sensitive heart by getting head (sorry, “engaging in oral sex”) in the front seat of a car from Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders late last year.

From Hollywood Life:

During a night out at a private LA club, Rob, 26, got friendly with a gorgeous staffer and invited her to meet him at an after-party in the Hollywood Hills. The part-time model took him up on his offer, and she reveals exclusively to HollywoodLife.com that it was one of the best nights of her life!

“I hooked-up with Rob twice last summer and I’d give him a 10 for sure,” the girl, who wished to remain unidentified, told us. “He’s a great kisser and really sweet, but he still totally knows how to take charge. We were drinking a lot both times but he had no problems in the bedroom, we stayed up almost all night the first time.

“He was smoking and since I don’t smoke he was really self conscious about his breath and he kept running to the bathroom to use the mouthwash. I told him it was totally fine but it was still nice that he cared so much. We both knew it was never going to be anything serious but Rob never made me feel cheap. The whole thing was as good as you’d imagine. I’d love to see him again.”

Okay, first of all, this girl needs to get a life. Rob is emo to the core and probably pulled his curtains closed, played the guitar in the dark and fell asleep crying in front of a half-eaten pizza and a Titanic DVD, so I doubt this actually happened. If it did, whatever, but it seems pointless. I have no patience for cheating (Kristen really f-cked up there), and revenge cheating is even worse. How about everyone just, you know, stays faithful to their partners and if they feel like they can’t anymore, they break up? Dear me.

February 7, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer

0Is Kristen Stewart Worried About Getting Dumped?

From Us Weekly:

Kristen Stewart is fuming with Robert Pattinson for not giving her enough attention while he’s Down Under filming, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. The On the Road actress has been missing Robert, 26, since he flew to Australia to shoot futuristic western The Rover, and because of the time difference the pair has hardly spoken to each other.

Kristen, 22, feels Robert’s neglecting her, according to the source, and has told him she wants him to check-in more often!

“With Robert out the country, a thousand miles away working in Australia, Kristen has been missing him badly,” the source reveals. “The time difference is 18-and-a-half hours between Los Angeles and Adelaide, where Robert is, so it’s proving a difficulty for them to speak to each other regularly and easily. Robert is often starting his working day when Kristen is busy, and vice versa. And he’s not the best at sending texts, or keeping in touch in the first place.”

“Kristen is angry with him because she thinks he’s not giving her enough attention – it’s absolutely killing her. So, she’s told him off and said she wants more messages, updates…. Anything…. so she doesn’t feel forgotten about!”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kristen has also been getting frustrated with Robert for his reluctance to fully forgive her and re-commit to their relationship following her cheating scandal. Robert has been playing hard to get since rekindling their romance, and the actress is starting to get annoyed because she feels that she’s been putting in all the effort to make it work out between them.

“Rob and Kristen are at a crossroads right now as to whether he finally accepts they are back together or not,” a source previously told Radar.

Wait, why are we even considering this? I thought we collectively decided that Kristen and Rob‘s relationship was solely for the ‘Twilight’ franchise, and that both of these people had gone their respective ways awhile ago. I thought that we were done speculating over these two and their true sexual orientations, but I guess not, huh?

On the flip side, Kristen is looking pretty stressed out these days, so if it isn’t something to do with Robert Pattinson and their “relationship,” then I’m willing to bet it’s got something to do with Rupert Sanders. Now that he’s, you know, officially back on the market again.

January 31, 2013 at 11:30 am by Sarah

9But Did You and Kristen Stewart Break Up, Robert Pattinson?

From the Sun:

The Twilight couple’s four-year relationship first hit a rocky patch in July when Kristen, 22, had an affair with married 42-year-old film director Rupert Sanders. They reunited in September and attended November’s premieres of final vampire film Breaking Dawn, Part 2. But R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together.

The heartbroken Brit, 26, broke the news to his ex at the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends.

A source said: “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight. Kristen’s upset but understands. She shouldn’t have pushed him to reconcile after her infidelity. She’s hoping he’ll come round and time will be a great healer.”

Rob’s friends and family in London had given him a hard time about taking back the stunning actress — who is one of Hollywood’s biggest earners. The source added: “He was getting so much pressure to ditch her. His friends told him to focus on his career and said she was wrecking his chances.”

R-Patz is planning to stay in his LA home while Kristen is moving to New York to make a fresh start. An insider said: “She feels people leave her alone there and she has a bit more peace.”

Could I see this? Absolutely. Because I, like some of you, am starting to believe that the whole Robsten relationship thing was purely a publicity stunt for the ‘Twilight‘ franchise, and moreover, Robert Pattinson just might be gay. He just might be gay like George Clooney just might be gay, and now he’s going to have to spend the rest of his life in sad solitude, while utilizing hotter and hotter beards as the years go by.

Such is the life, I guess.

January 16, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah